A/N: So this chapter is short, and I apologize. Dr. Rosalyn is the girl, and if you've read my other fics, you'll know she shows up a lot in stuff like this. Now, this takes place 2 days after the events of Oblivio, so they experienced it, but have mostly forgotten (They have akumas all the time, what do you expect?). In this, Chloe is a super-secret spy, in an organization focused on making people the spies they can be. She's been a part of it since she was a baby and her mom is a member.
Marinette opened her eyes and saw a girl in a black dress and black pants, along with a black headband and black tennis shoes leaning over a table and calling someone. She had her body facing the side and was leaning her body sideways over the table. Her face was facing the group though. Her black hair was pulled back with a headband.
"Glad you're up Marinette." said the girl as she lifted the bottle, which was labeled Sprite, toward her. "I hear you were looking out for Adrian. I don't get what you see in him. I mean…" suddenly the girl stopped. "Oh silly me." she snapped her fingers and she had a seat next to her. "Okay. Where was I? Oh. So you change your self so he'll like you. If he doesn't like you for you, then he's not worth it. Go for Luka or something…" than she leaned into her ear. "Ladybug."
Then the others woke up. Alya grabbed for her phone after one look around and then Marinette saw why. Everywhere where photos of her and Chat Noir. Adrian was shocked and Nino was observing a thing of the whole team.
She also saw Mark and Nathaniel discussing putting a scene with this room in their new book. Rose was scared but was making sure everyone was safe. Luka was playing his guitar softly. Juleka was quietly amazed and surprised. Max was calculating the best escape and ways of how they got there. Mylene was hiding behind Ivan, who also looked scared. Kagami was fingering her sword, but not to draw it, more to make sure it was still there. Sabrina was assisting Max. Chloe, to their surprise, wasn't demanding they be let out. No, To their surprise, she was putting on glasses and running something on her computer. She looked up and pointed at several spots, before going back to her computer.
"Chloe?" said Alya.
The girl looked up. "Quiet. I located a satellite. If I can hack it and use it to find how far we are from Paris, I can set us up a plane."
"Google maps can tell you where we are." pointed out Max. "That's what I'm doing."
That's soo much less fun. Besides, I do this all the time. The ISS is the easiest. They go around every 90 minutes, so yeah. Now shut it."
"Rock paper scissors shoot."
Everyone turned to see Kim and Alix competing in a game of Rock Paper Scissors.
"I win," said Alix. "Say seven things you think of when looking around."
"Okay. 1. Trapped. 2. Ladybug/Chat Noir fan. 3. Superheroes. 4. Chloe is a coder. 5. A weird girl who may or may not be an Akuma. 6. Snack table. 7. Television."
"Did you just seriously name half of the things in my room?" asked the girl.
"Uhmm. Yeah."
"Whatever. My name is Dr. Rosalynn Blacklust. You can call me Rosalyn. I love this show called Miraculous, Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. Sadly, however, I feel you are all one hundred percent idiots. I have two reasons. Number one is: You haven't figured out the hero's identities. Number two is The love square. Lemme explain that…"
"Lemme guess," said Chloe without looking up. "Ladybug/Brigette, which is what I call LB's identity, likes Chat Noir's secret identity, which I call Felix but CN/Felix doesn't like Brigette, except as a friend, and than Brigette and CN are friends. Or, in other words, Brigette/LB likes Felix as a crush and CN as a friend, CN/Felix likes LB as a crush and Brigette as a friend. Oh. And another guy likes Brigette. Am I right"
Rosalyn raised an eyebrow. "Not bad. I mean, you got the names wrong, but still, Not bad."
"Oh, and the masks/ costumes are terrible and we should have figured it out, right?"
"Yup."
"Dang Chloe. How did ya know that?" asked Max.
"You didn't?"
"Either way, we are here to watch the best, not to mention the only, reveal episode: Oblivio."
A/N: In case you're wondering, Marinette eventually takes Rosalyn's advice and dates Luka. This story will mostly take place after they watch it. Brief Adrinette, but mostly Lukanette. Also, Chloe and Alix become friends and get into a polymerous relationship with Kim.
