(*harmonica riff*)
"AH, THE SCORCHING-HOT SANDS OF THE STATE OF NEVADA. SO VAST, SO HUMID…FILLED WITH MULTIPLE ANIMALS LIKE THE COYOTE, THE SCORPION, THE RABBIT, THE VULTURE, THE MOOSE—wait, THE MOOSE?! THAT'S ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE! SAY, WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOIN' OUT HERE ANYWAY?! YOU'LL BURN YOUR SKIN OFF!"
"Oh, we're on our way to the newest moose convention in Vegas…" Bullwinkle panted, then started heaving. "Isn't…hnngh…isn't that right, Rocky?"
"S…sure is…pal…" Rocky replied before fainting. "We walked all…the way….from MN…"
"ROCKY, LOOK!" Bullwinkle pointed in the distance.
"Not now, buddy, can you see I've fainted and will quite possibly develop heat exhaustion?" Rocky replied.
"No, really!" Bullwinkle picked Rocky up.
"ROCKY RUBBED HIS EYES, THEN LOOKED CLOSER. THERE, SHINING IN THE EVENING SUN, WAS THE CITY OF LAS VEGAS!"
"Oh, man, BULLWINKLE!" Rocky exclaimed. "Why didn't you tell me we were at Las Vegas—it's beautiful!"
"You didn't ask." Bullwinkle replied. "Hey, let's go find somewhere to stay!"
"Bullwinkle, wait!" Rocky replied.
"ROCKY CHASED BULLWINKLE UNTIL HE ARRIVED AT A SMALL HOTEL, AND RANG THE BUTTON. A WOMAN AT THE FRONT DESK SHOWED UP, AND BULLWINKLE PROCEEDED TO LAY ON THE CHARM."
"We'd like one room please." Bullwinkle spoke.
"Uh, Bullwinkle—" Rocky was just about to state that neither he nor the moose had any money.
"Sorry," the lady spoke. "But the hotel policy prevents me from lettin' in any animals…now hurry out before I grab the broom.."
"The BROOM?! Don't you know who we are?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "We, my dear woman, are international heroes, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"
"Bullwinkle, this is very out of character for you—" Rocky replied before the woman spoke up.
"Oh…my…it IS YOU TWO!!" The woman exclaimed. "Oh, I am SUCH a big fan of your heroic efforts—LOOK!"
"IN A FIT OF FANGIRL HYSTERIA, THE WOMAN THEN PROCEEDED TO YANK OUT A TON OF VHS TAPES SHE'D HAD LYING AROUND."
"I even have your VHS tapes!" The woman exclaimed, a huge smile on her face.
"Uh…thanks?" Rocky replied, confused. "I guess…"
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Greece is the Word", OR "Fear and Loathing and Moose and Squirrel in Las Vegas!" BOY, THAT'S A LONG SECONDARY TITLE."