I Died
Huh if I'm honest it's not what I thought it would feel like.
I certainly thought it would hurt more all I remember is a loud bang me It waking me up from my nap and something falling on me.
So now time to figure out where I am. Ok 1 it's very dark 2 it seems like I have been here before I see a little light but it looks like it's hidden behind something it looks almost like…
Oh my freaking goddess I had my eyes closed why am I so dumb well people always called me empty headed well at least I am strong.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha cough cough hahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha oh my goodness I have not laughed that much in centuries
Who are you
Well billy I am god
No you aren't
Yes I am
No you're not
Am
Not
Am
Not
Ifyouthinkimgodsaywhat
What
Hah got you
Dammit
So do you believe I am god my child
No but
Say I do believe you what do you want
The real question is what do you want Billy
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How did I die
Well you were in music class in school and you fell asleep
Is that it
LET ME FINISH!
Ok
You hand fell on one of the loud keys which made you jump
And
Then crane fell on you well fell through the roof firs but you got hit by a crane
Really
Yes
Ok erm mr god
So you admit it and Please call me
Oluwasegunfunminittotonicalvary that is my name
Erm il stick to calling you god
As you wish
So why am I here
Because you are dead
So all people get to meat god in person
Yes
Oh ok
so how long was I asleep 68 years
your joking right
No I'm a little behind
Ok
How did Alfred the great take it when he met you?.
He passed out
Ok so what happens to me now
Well Billy would you rather go to hell
What why hell
to repent for you sins
I suppose I stole stuff how long would I be in hell for
100 years
For stealing some things
Yes I'm afraid that's the minimum I can do
What's my other option
You reincarnate and entertain me
Il pick that please
You sure
Yes
Ok… so where am I going
Wouldn't you like to pick I will pick somewhere that will entertain me the most
Do it
Hunger games
Can I change my mind
No
And you will be competing
Dam
Ok tata
WAIT STOP
What is it
Can I have a wish or or boon to help me
Fine you get 2
Ok erm
I learn really fast
Ok
And I can see when I'm about to get attacked so like seeing into the future a few seconds
Ok
But I'm going to make you sadistic So you enjoy killing
Wouldn't that help me more
It'll certainly make it more enjoyable for me
Ok goodbye mr god
Have fun
I could hear the smirk in his voice
And everything went dark
Authors notes
So hello everyone how are you all
Good ok
There are going to be more chapters maybe
This is my first story so don't bully me pls
But do critique me it'll help and I probably need it erm oh yes
don't have a schedule but il probably make one ok tat-a