A Really Ridonculous Race
Before The...Everything!
Reboots could mean a lot of things are different and new, which is what this story is, so expect a whole lot of new craziness, un-shelved ideas, old scraps and everything else in between!
The name kinda says it all, as the race is about to be really ridonculous, but the name doesn't show that this is more of a spiritual succesor of the New Super Ridonclous Race...without the convoluted challenges!
Anyways, here's Chris and Don doing dumb stuff for very smart reasons and a small showcase for the style of writing I'm doing!
Yes, you guys can send in your requests and yes, I'm going to consider a good set of teams, though the hard limit is 108 duos & trios, but I'm trying to keep it as low as 85 teams!
That's not very low, though, so let's get on with the prologue...
The hosts of Total Drama and the Ridonculous Race were having a little bit of an argument about the fact that Chris used contestants from other worlds in the second returning season he had back.
After he had went to jail...again for another obvious set of reasons, Chris McLean might as well been on cloud nine, as he was really on the up and up with changing copyright (a bit), making money, repairing his reputation and some other things.
While Don just kept on doing what he had been with six Ridonculous Races already aired and the sixth one being currently editing, he had been eclipsed by Chris McLean.
Chef was there to try and mediate things.
Blaineley had nothing better to do and Owen had a bit of a mustache, actually hosting about going to other places to be a true tourist
"Man, it's so weird seeing them argue!" Owen said. "Season 7 already has contestants from other worlds."
"Owen, you have been listening right? I don't know what Chris is up to, but he's suggesting crazy contestants!" Blaineley stated, seeing that Chris had a smirk.
"But that's awesome. The biggest players are people with crazy skills, you haven't forgotten that, have you?" Owen told Blaineley.
"...I'm talking about backgrounds. They're legit villains, like supervillains by hidden trade." Blaineley told Owen, as though he didn't get it.
"Come on, the supervillains usually lose badly and get into jail!" Owen said to Blaineley, who just put her head in her hands. "...Yeah, you get it."
Chef, Chris, Don and a woman producers with one heck of a smarmy smile.
Leslie was a 5'5'' brunette beautiful woman with a passion for producing things, not caring about how they were produced...like a lot of the top producers.
"Okay, so we know that Total Drama is off the charts and in the top 5 reality shows of that year, precisely because of what Chris' choices were." Leslie stated. "Plus, the villains are usually restricted from killing people, serious injuries, sabotaging the competition, you know the drill."
"I'm actually pretty happy with doing the seventh season with a whole bunch of teams from other worlds. Not exactly for Chris' roster-related suggestions!" Don kept the calm tone. "Did you see what he picked?"
"And they made that season more spicy and since Chris had restrictions, the drama stood out a lot more. It somehow mitigated the fact that was way too many people on that island, because it made them memorable...mostly." Leslie stated, somehow making Chris smile a little bit angrier.
"Come on, the race already has a lot of people watching it! The sixth season has two fan-favourite comebacks and the seventh already does the other contestants from the other worlds idea!" Don protested honestly, already putting the main idea to work. "It's not even his."
"Dude, I helped it to become the best season ever, so shut up." Chris stated with some honesty.
"You know, Chris has a good point. He popularised the idea." Leslie stated, as though the host contributed to the idea in any major way. "So do it or else Chris becomes a-"
"Okay, you're really persuasive. Chris, do whatever you're going to do." Don almost dismissively stated, as the main host probably just accepted it.
"Alright, dude. Don, you're going to act my suggestions are the in the top tier of awesome things!"
"I doubt that."
It was pretty much the same situation as before, Chris was saying things, Don had to listen and Chef was hanging out and eating his own quality lunch and there was a whole lot.
There was a kinda big list, but what was on that is the definition of a good idea, but also very volatile for obvious reasons and Don's reaction was...fitting.
"...Wow, what a good list. Seriously, though, do you have anything that is not crazy?" Don asked, being genuine.
"Do you want me to not be in this race? I'm awesome and Chef's strong!" Chris announced, as Chef was raising an eyebrow to the facts that were laid down.
"Chris, I got my own show to-" Chef told Chris, who had a known smile. "-I like what you're thinking."
"Are you going to make a mini-season...because you're definitely in?" Don told Chef, who was just raising his thumbs up. "Good, I'm stuck with this list wherever I wanted to or not!"
Chef was just shrugging as he was finally in this thing, as Chris had a beaming smile on his face to prove his muscles.
"Dude, you're not going to be disappointed. I work out on the regular, I win on the regular, so this one is easy!" Chris boasted with his shirt opened and his own muscles were shown.
"...You're dealing with crazy powers, crazy minds and crazy strategies. I bet you wouldn't make it halfway!" Don had a smug look on his face. "Plus, a lot of people want to-"
"Yeah, they're just jealous of Chris! He's living his best life, Don, so get off his butt!" Chef Hatchet shouted at Don, who stood up straight.
"Anyways, you're going to be team number one...out of whatever? How-"
"Yeah, you're gonna figure it out!"
Don knew that he would probably need some kind of therapy after doing something like this, as the combination of a few crazy teams that Chris wanted to see, the sheer amount of teams that were going to be in and the final factor of crazy powers, crazy minds with crazy strategies was probably going to wear his mind out.
He probably needed a hug, but that didn't matter right now.
All that mattered was that the race would be really ridonculous to anyone watching.
"Chris, I swear to god, if you pick someone stupid, my hair is going to go gray." Don whispered to himself.
"Don, my judgement has been on point. You're just hating for ratings, man!" Chris chuckled at Don's misfortune.
"Cool, can't wait to see you when I'm above you!"
"I hope that you wait for a long time!"
And it was back to the two hosts bantering like they kinda respected of each other...just that Chris had a big ego and Don was tired of it and the show was really on.
To be continued with the multi-part introductions of all these teams, as while I do have a set of new teams that don't conflict with my TD crossover fic!
There's a lot of spots that could be filled with potential requests, potential teams that were previously rejected, old teams from my other Ridonculous Race stories!
Though, I have to say two things for any set of requests:
At least one of the members has to be at least 16 years old, so no team like Mabel & Dipper and however, Dipper & Wendy is actually fine!
Not really trying to overload on Total Drama or Ridonculous Race-based teams and you're definitely going to see some teams that would probably never miss one of my stories!
That's about it for requests and the introductions are going to come out as quick as I can write them!