Synopsis: In this game, Kay had some bad priorities such as not helping Eclair even though she could. She also thought that Iwo Jima was more important than participating in D-Day in order to save Nina….

Characters as countries:

Kay: United States
Eclair: France
Nina: Soviet Union

Momoga: Yugoslavia
Orange Pekoe: United Kingdom
Azusa: Romania

Maho: Germany
Pepperoni: Italy
Kinuyo: Japan

Hana: Canada
Momo: China
Assam: British Raj

Aya: Hungary
Yuzu: Greece
Caesar: Norway

DLC: All DLC

Mods: Vanilla (No Mods)

This game was in 1937 as it was underway as it was and Momoga unfortunately didn't know what to do.

"Bo I have to pee, what do I do?" Momoga asked as they were using their nicknames.

"You go pee." Nina responded. Then the Spanish Civil war kicked off as a couple minutes later, Momoga didn't know what to do as she decided to approach Nina again on the matter.

"Bo will you cut me while I piss?" Momoga asked as she wanted Nina to do her a favor. Nina was a bit freaked out by the notion of cutting someone.

"Cut you?" Nina asked if that was what Momoga wanted as she wanted to figure out what Momoga meant.

"No cup me!" Momoga responded. Azusa, Nina and Momoga began laughing as Nina was just about almost done with finishing off the nationalist forces in Spain. Eclair heard laughing as she had two words on the matter.

"Weird fetish." Eclair responded. Nina continued speaking.

"I was like?" Nina's words became barely understandable as her laughter took over.

Later on Nina was managing her country's construction with military factories as she was invading Finland in a war. Orange Pekoe was at war with Maho and she began speaking.

"If Dressel just joined, we would easily win the air war." Orange Pekoe began speaking out. Maho was pushing into Eclair's country as Nina was observing.

"Dressel is literally losing the war for you Cho King." Nina told the others that Kay wasn't doing a good enough job. Orange Pekoe decided to protest.

"The planes he has is the margin we need." Orange Pekoe responded. Kay decided to sit back and began speaking.

"Uh… I'm waiting for a reason. If only..." Kay responded as she didn't want to make the first move. Momoga began to protest.

"Oh my god, you say I meme games? We have Dressel here?" Momoga asked as Nina continued with her war with Finland.

"I can't, I'm too bad of a player to use common sense, WAUW THANKS!" Orange Pekoe responded before screaming at the last two words. Kay decided to make it harder for Orange Pekoe.

"Alright, I'm just not gonna join now." Kay decided to hold back more as she wasn't going to send troops to help Orange Pekoe out. Momoga and Azusa were casually laughing in the background.

"Ohhh my god…" Nina responded as she realized how much salt was being poured into this game. In response, she decided to increase her trade.

Maho was fighting Eclair as she had taken down the Netherlands and Belgium at the same time as Orange Pekoe was continuing her protest.

"Implying that you joining now would win the war… France is dead…" Orange Pekoe spoke as Kinuyo decided to add her words into this.

"I love this game, I love this game." Kinuyo repeated to herself as she was watching the chaos unfold. Kay had another way to make Orange Pekoe mad.

"I'm not buying the spitfire anymore." Kay responded. Orange Pekoe decided to retort in her anger.

"Ohh I'm not buying the spitfire anymore, Ohh no." Orange Pekoe responded as Maho had made several encirclements of Eclair's divisions and hadn't touched Luxembourg yet. Azusa and Momo were casually laughing in the background.

A little while later, Nina was attempting to do a naval invasion with two divisions while Maho was fighting with Caesar in Norway.

"Swimmy I don't know why my transports are doing, but they may be literally teleporting behind you. I told them to go somewhere else but now they're doing a naval invasion while retreating. And I don't know how this is happening but..." Nina told Maho about this as her divisions were landing somewhere in Norway. The two divisions would encounter each other and after a short fight, both sides began to retreat. Nina decided to take a look at this. "Now they landed and now they're retreating out of the place where there is not a port…"

"I love Hoi4." Maho would respond for her love of the game.

Later on, Nina was fighting Maho as she was losing battle. Kay was still complaining about Orange Pekoe as she felt like she was doing nothing to hold her own.

"I'm required to do everything. Even though Golden couldn't even hold the fucking Suez or any part of fucking Africa." Kay was complaining as Orange Pekoe decided to spit back at Kay. Nina was doing her best to hold off the German invasion.

"Man what a shame we lost France huh, what else could we have done to stop it?" Orange Pekoe decided to mock Kay for not supporting her when France fell.

"Historically?" Kay asked as she was wondering if that was a way out of this. Momoga decided to explain this to Kay.

"Historically, Dressel you're playing completely historically. If you play this game historically to the point where you let France just fall like Oh it's historically, you're a retard and I hope you don't produce another child in the near future." Momoga spat at Kay's face for not doing much when she was in control of the largest economy in the world.

"Yeah? Am I?" Kay asked if this was true.

"Yeah. Please learn how to put on a condom next time Dressel." Momoga decided to give some choice words for Kay as a lesson for next time.

"Please learn how to do a fucking pull-up Braun." Kay responded as she was ready to intimidate others into what she wanted. Nina watched as Kharkov had fallen to the Germans while Momoga was intimidated.

"Okay….. Understandable, have a good day." Momoga responded as Nina was making small territorial pushes.

Nina's war wasn't going too well as she was ready to start pointing fingers on who exactly it was that they should blame.

"I'm blaming Golden and Dressel, they've had a year to invade Swimmy, an invasion would have been fine, but it isn't going to change anything, it's over." Nina began as she was blaming both Orange Pekoe and Kay for not coming to her aid. Kay decided to start listing off her achievements on what she has done so far.

"I went island hopping to kill Japan, then I go fucking worry about fucking Europe." Kay told Nina what she was doing. Momoga decided to bring this into question as she was wondering about this being the correct thing to do.

"So you think Japan is more important than Europe?" Momoga asked if this was the case.

"Yeah." Kay responded as it was important that she knocked out Japan first before moving onto Europe.

"Golden, it's not going to help." Nina responded as she was looking at what Orange Pekoe was doing.

"It's going down!" Orange Pekoe began, she was launching a full invasion force into France as she was going to liberate France herself. "Everybody get in on that invasion!" Orange Pekoe shouted as she knew in her words, this was going to work.

"Urraaaah!" Orange Pekoe, Nina and Eclair shouted at the same time. Nina was hanging on to part of Estonia as her troops were trying their best to hold out while she went to their rescue.

"I got this Bo. I GOT THIS!" Orange Pekoe shouted as she was definitely leading the charge to liberate France as well as draw forces away from Nina so she could push back. The other students were watching Orange Pekoe trying to Liberate France all by herself.

"Is this entirely Golden?" Momoga asked as she wanted to find out if this was the case.

"THIS IS ALL ME!" Orange Pekoe shouted in response as she was the only student doing something like this. Nina decided to watch as she made a quick observation.

"Dressel isn't even helping in this like…" Nina responded as Kay wasn't putting troops into France. Orange Pekoe freed enough of the country as Orange Pekoe made the announcement.

"The French are helping! The French are coming in!" Orange Pekoe shouted.

A little while later, Nina had pushed Maho back a bit but it wasn't enough as Orange Pekoe began speaking again.

"Alright, the Uk's army is literally now 1/6th's of what it was. I'm out of the fight." Orange Pekoe decided to make that announcement about what was happening. Nina pleaded for Kay to help.

"Dressel can you please help? We literally had a chance for a second, I was beginning to believe." Nina begged for help. Kay ignored her.

Things didn't go too well for Orange Pekoe as her entire army was decimated and she had lost her force to make a landing.

"I lost my entire army and I still have more than you." Orange Pekoe was looking at the losses as Kay began speaking.

"And it sounds like you've been foolish with it." Kay responded. Ninda began speaking again as the battlelines evened out.

"Like literally, we had a chance. If the Americans had been in the invasion maybe we could have stood a chance." Nina responded as there was simply no way they could win now.

"Maybe he shouldn't have invaded by himself." Kay responded. Nina decided to take a look at her baltic pocket but it had been reduced to the coast line.

"I'm about to… WHAT?! That was what kept me alive." Nina responded as she knew she couldn't resist Maho for much longer. Orange Pekoe and Kinuyo were laughing at that notion.

Later Momoga was looking at what was going on, Nina was struggling to fight this war and she decided to ask a question.

"I have a question, would I have been a better USA at this point?" Momoga asked if this was going to be the case.

"Yes…. most likely." Orange Pekoe, Nina and Maho answered that question for her.

"I mean he captured Iwo Jima! Ura the Marines did something." Azusa called out that Kay had captured Iwo Jima. Kay decided to explain what had happened and how it was captured.

"I captured Iwo Jima and killed an entire Japanese army." Kay explained as she wanted to see if she did anything significant.

"Woah dude." Orange Pekoe cried out with excitement. Momoga began to rave.

"IWO JIMA!" Momoga would shout this three times as Kay had more news.

"Papua New Guinea, I'm sorry I was fighting the Japanese." Kay responded as Momoga began shouting the name of the second island in excitement.

"Papua New Guinea!" Momoga shouted. "Papua New Guinea dudes!" Nina was attacking to retake Leningrad as those german divisions fell and she was able to secure those. Orange Pekoe then had a question.

"Do you think FDR will go back to the American public and say: "All of Europe has fallen to the German Reich, but don't worry guys, we have Iwo Jima?"" Orange Pekoe asked if that was going to be the case on what was going to happen. Azusa and Nina began to laugh together as they thought that was going to be funny.

"We got Iwo Jima, we could have supported a massive soviet counter offensive to take back the homeland but naaah." Nina began making more jokes even though they were going to lose this game.

"Stalin just sends FDR a bunch of emergency reports: "Please help we're going to die."" Orange Pekoe told Nina as she decided to make the punch line.

"FDR just reports back "We've taken Iwo Jima boys, it's okay Stalin, we got you."" Nina responded as Nina was managing her front.

"They're starting to drive past the Urals. "Don't worry Stalin, we'll be there in 6 months!"" Orange Pekoe responded as they had their way and were going to help out.

"Just fuck my shit up!" Momoga shouted as she was losing all hope.

A little bit later, Nina was starting to lose ground again as Maho was focusing on her. Orange Pekoe began to speak.

"I lose 140 divisions in my naval invasions but I still have significantly more than you." Orange Pekoe said as everyone burst out laughing again. "What does that say?"

"I'm trying as hard as I can to push back, but I just can't, I need Americans." Nina was laughing but the situation was hopeless as she wasn't going to be able to win without Kay. Momoga decided to look at where Kay's army was stationed and she began to speak.

"Wait, so the entire American army was in the Pacific? What could he have meant by this, anything in Britain?" Momoga asked what the entire American army was doing in the Pacific ocean.

"Dressel you're playing the US, not the fucking marine corps!" Maho decided to tell that to Kay. Nina, Momoga and Hana began laughing as they thought this was funny.

"Dressel I would have preferred an AI at this point." Momoga decided to insult Kay for not coming to their aid.

"At least they would have put divisions in France." Nina told Momoga that the USA being controlled by an AI would be more useful than Kay and her shenanigans. Nina clicked on a tab to see what Kay's Economy was as she began to speak. "Dressel I think you should change your economy and go back to Isolationism. Are you like America first, make America great again and fuck the rest of the world?" Nina asked Kay, is that the case? Momoga and Azusa began laughing that a girl as small as Nina could curbstomp Kay into the ground.

"I had 12 armored divisions and some infantry and Marine divisions coming for you but they got sunk by fucking U-boats. They were all filled with medium tanks and artillery 40 width out the ass and you know how many divisions is left? 1." Kay told the group that one division made it through. Kinuyo smacked her lips into a sucking sound.

"Dabs." Maho replied. Kay continued speaking.

"You know who made it through? The fucking marines! That's all I had left." Kay responded. A crowd of students cheered as they found this funny.

"Uraaah!" Maho called out as she laughed alongside Nina, Hana, Azusa, Momoga and Momo. Then someone had disconnected as Nina was curious about it.

"Who just left?" Nina asked herself as she realized who just left. "Wait, America left? Dressel Left?" Kay was no longer in the game.

"I'm not going to sit here and listen to this shit." Kay responded as she knew enough was enough and she was getting off of this train when she could. Hana, Momo, Assam, Momoga and Azusa began laughing as Kay knew it was all over for her.

"Maybe the AI USA will invade…" Maho told herself that the AI would be more useful than Kay. Azusa decided to bring this up.

"You actually lost Iwo Jima." Azusa began.

"Dressel, you lost the most important location of ww2." Momoga added onto the fact that Kay wasn't able to hold Iwo Jima.

"Wait, he lost Iwo Jima?" Nina asked as she decided to scroll over to the map to take a look for herself. Iwo Jima was now part of Kinuyo's empire once more.

"War is over boys, go home, we surrender." Orange Pekoe called out as she knew that this war couldn't be won. Nina was trying her best to push Maho's divisions back as Orange Pekoe continued to speak. "I was really going to believe, I thought Dressel was going to come in with his shiny tanks."

"Like he was going to Wing Hussar that shit right?" Nina asked if that was going to be the case.

"Maybe I would if I didn't get sunk by the German U-Boats." Kay replied. Orange Pekoe spoke next.

"I almost pictured a reality where you contributed. I could picture where the USA contributed." Orange Pekoe responded.

With that Maho was the winner of this match because Kay had to be idiotic and go for Iwo Jima instead of supporting a D-Day lead by Orange Pekoe.

[A/N]: The first Bokoen1 themed chapter of HOI4. I had fun making this chapter as there were a lot of moments where I laughed my butt off. When making this which had taken a while but I was happy in the end.

Also BustaRhyme, the man making these, is no longer working on these so I'm kind of taking over for him. Post all of your favorite Dressel moments. Go subscribe to Bokoen1 on Youtube.