When they stepped out of the airport for the first time, they may have been jetlagged, but they were there in the place that they referred to as their brother: The United States Of America! Dylan Dalmatian took a deep breath and smiled. "Oh my Dog. It's the USA. It looks more bueatiful than on the news and in the movies! WOW!" The others agreed. Flordia was the bueatifulest state there, but wait till they got a glimpse of California, now that was a state to talk about! They began to walk to their hotel as cars whizzed by them and the palm trees swayed from the slow breeze. Dawkins was impressed on how many palm trees this state had. Even more than Camden, that was for sure. "Hey. Were's Stuart and the Ave?" He asked. "What are you going on about Dawkins?" Asked Dylan. "Stuart and the Ave. Y'know, like the song?" Dylan frowned. "That's just a song. Stuart is a name, not an Ave." Dawkins groaned. The destiny was dead in the hands of bad of bad luck. Before it may have made some sense, but now it's all {you know what} up! "What's this hotel called anyway?" Dolly asked. Deilah, the Mom looked at the guidebook thay got on the plane. "The AC Miami Wynwood hotel, one of their best. And please dears, don't destroy it! I already spent half of my work savings on this trip so please be well behaved." They all agreed. "O" "M" "D! This place is totes amazing! Must post a pic on the World Wide Woof!" Deja Vu said. Destiny took a selfie of her and Deja Vu with the beach as a backdrop and posted it on the W.W.W.
Later, they made it to the Wynwood Hotel, checked in and lounged about the room. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... this is heaven!" Dylan said, laying n the King sized bed. "No chores, everyone's chill as a cucumber and free comedy TV 24/7! I hope I go to ths part of heaven when I die!" Dolly rolled her eyes and went back to watching the jumbo flat screen TV. "Ok honeys, me and Mom are off to the beach to relax." Doug, the Dad said. "And sweets," Added Delilah. "Don't ruin the room, otherwise we'll be in trouble. Ok, bye!" And they left. Suddenly, they began to hear a loud electric guitar. "Oh my-! What is that noise?!" Deepak yelled. He stomped over to the window and opened it to find a teenager and his garage band playing righ in front of the hotel's entrance, singing, "A thought burst in my head. And I need to tell you..." Deepak was mad at him. "HEY! I AM TRYING TO MEDITATE! SO KEEP IT DOWN!" The teen stopped. "Oh sorry. Wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Tai Chi." He said. Deepak huffed. "I AM NOT DOING TAI CHI YOU STUPID HUMAN! I AM DOING-" "I AM NOT STUPID!" The teen roared back, his face getting red. "James, let's calm down now-" His bassist chided. "If I was up there, I'd rip your collar right off your pathetic NECK!" The teen called James screamed. A group of people gathered around to see what the yelling was about. James began to play the guitar very fastly, and his guys began to play "Platypus (I Hate You)". (Well, just the chorus due to bad words). "NO ONE LOVES YOU AND YOU KNOW IT! DON'T PRETEND YOU ENJOY IT OR YOU DON'T CARE!" Deepak gave him the "whatever" wave and went back inside. "CAUSE NOW I WOULDN'T LIE AND TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS YOU WANNA HEAR... CUZ I HATE YOU! CUZ I HATE YOU! CUZ I HATE YOU! CUZ I HATE YOU!" They played voery loudly. "Dumb jerk! hardhead! Big scum, worry wart a - hole dirty jerk, waste of life! I HOPE YOU DIE!" Deepak rushed back. "WHAT?!" "NO ONE LOVES YOU AND YOU KNOW IT! DON'T PRETEND YOU ENJOY IT OR YOU DON'T CARE!" "I oughta-! You stupid-" "CAUSE NOW I WOULDN'T LIE AND TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS YOU WANNA HEAR... CUZ I HATE YOU! CUZ I HATE YOU! CUZ I HATE YOU! CUZ I HATE YOU!" Deepak slammed the window shut and sat down on his meditation ball. "Calm now Deepak... don't let that awful human make you unhappy. Feel your paws on the Earth... Blur that evil spirit from your mind..." Dylan was fed up. He went to the window and opened it. "HEY YOU- huh?!" He was gone. "Good!" Anwith that, Dylan slammed the window shut.
Now that's a good start ain't it?! Already the tension between James and the Dalmatians grows! The "Platypus" joke was done because that song is SO violent and is a hate song. It had multple swear words I was not about to put on here. So the chorus and repleacing the cuss word filled bridge was a good point. "A - hole" is a censor, just FYI. Chapter 2 is coming shortly!