Warning: This fanfic contains a little offensive humor and language, read at your own risk.
A Transformers Parody, inspired by Robot Chicken skit "Undercover Smurf Boss".
Undercover Boss: Megatron
In the Decepticon Base, One Decepticon was seen in his quarters, finishing his paint job as he looked at the camera crew beneath him. "I normally don't look over this base's operations, but I'm gonna go undercover for this operation". Megatron then looked over and saw one Decepticon drone accidentally dropping important cargo and comedically getting into a fight with another drone.
"Hey, dumbass, you dropped some energon" One drone said as the other flipped the other off. "Well, at least i'm not as fat as you" The other barked as the one drone growled "Who are you calling fat you retardicon". "Screw you, fatso" as the two suddenly got into a wrestling match.
Megatron, much to his disappointment and anger, shook his head and said "See what i'm going through, this is why i agreed to this so that i can see what's behind the scenes". The camera crew then said "Whatever, we only did this because we don't ever get paid". Megatron sighed as he finished his paint job. He's covered in glossy pink paint. "There we go, all i need to do is get rid of….my Fusion Cannon" as he looked over to his right arm and tearfully cried oil as he took the cannon off and said "Don't you worry my love, we will soon kill more Autobot scum the next time we meet".
One of the camera crew said "Jeez, I heard that Megatron was a sociopathic killer but I had no clue he was a simp to his..own..cannon" when he suddenly laughed so hard that he nearly busted a gut. Megatron then yelled "Don't you dare laugh about my weapon again, I killed my own men over more demeaning affairs". The camera crew then kept silent as Megatron walked out to be recruited for a day.
1 Hour Later:
"Well, you must be that new recruit from Cybertron, what's your name?" Shockwave asked Megatron in disguise as he replied "My..ugh..name is…Rosetron…yeah that's right" Megatron said as Shockwave responded "An unusual name for a Decepticon and an especially unusual color scheme, tell me, have you been reformatted from a female?" as Megatron said "Absolutely not, I have always been like this". Shockwave said "I wonder if you're more comfortable with big tougher Decepticons" Shockwave said as Megatron said "ugg…No, i'm comfortable with not just big Decepticons" as he said to himself "Big brained homophobic prick" as Shockwave heard some of it and said "What was that recruit". "n…Nothin, I was just admiring your intelligence is all". Shockwave then said "Why thank you, it's rare for a recruit to say such a thing".
"Now tell me about how to care about your miserable pathetic position…ur i mean..uh.. how to be a good, working soldier" Megatron said as Shockwave said "You're unusual for a Decpticon but i can see that you wish to be useful…anyway, i do have a single question for you, Can you lift heavy cargo" as Megatron said "Yes i can…afterall i have slain countless auto….er i mean i lifted heavy cargo since i was still in my prime".
Shockwave pointed towards a massive dropship that contained hundreds of boxes of energon cubes. "Your job is to get all of those boxes over there and get them to that elevator over there" pointing towards an elevator. "w..What, don't you have any other jobs for a recruit like me to do?". "Just do your task, recruit, and now if you will excuse me, I'm off to brag about how intelligent and more important I am to others, ta-ta." as Shockwave walked over to an elevator and entered it.
"Jerk" Megatron said as he walked over to the first box and picked it up. "This thing isn't even that heavy" as he walked all the way to the elevator that said "Recruits Only". Megatron then pressed the button and it suddenly opened to reveal a flight of stairs. "w..What, who designed this thing?" Megatron said as he walked all the way to the top and repeated the process.
30 Minutes Later:
Shockwave entered the room and said "Well, I guess even an imbecile like you was able to pull off such a, shall we say, banal assignment". Megatron then looked over with such anger in his photoreceptors that Shockwave could see how angry he was. "Well, I suppose you deserve your hard earned rest, but first, you should see Knockout first and see what he wants from you".
At Knockout's office:
"Well, i see that you must be the new recruit, aren't you the cute one, and i thought i was the gay one" Knockout said flirtingly as Megatron said "i..I'm not gay, i just look like this is all, geez, why does everyone think i'm gay?". Megatron then commented "Tell me, why does the recruit elevator have a huge flight of stairs". Knockout said "Because Lord Megatron declared so, he said that all the new recruits should be in top shape 24/7 so Starscream had the bright idea of putting stairs in the elevator". Megatron then thought to himself "Note to self, Punish Starscream for his dumbass idea".
Knockout then sarcastically commented "Talk about the genius of the Second Command. I do say so myself". Knockout then looked at the clock and said "Oh, it's almost time for that human street race i betted on, I gotta go for a little bit, recruit, just take care of anyone who walks in".
"But i..am not actually qualified.." Megatron tried to say before two Decpticon drones rushed in. One of them said "Oi, Nurse, one of our guys got messed up real badly fighting the Autobots".
"What appears to be the….Oh SWEET PRIMUS" Megatron yelled as the other drone revealed to have a severed arm that was leaking out oil. "One of them Autobots used his arm blade to slice off my arm, It hurts like hell". "Oh..ugh..well don't worry i will try to fix this".
2 Minutes Later:
"Ugh Nurse, you can stop now" One Drone said when Megatron failed to put the arm back together, instead attaching it to his abdomen. "I give up." Megatron sighed.
1 Hour Later:
Megatron was in the break room when he sighted Starscream on a computer, yelling at some human kid. "Great, this is now my chance". Megatron then walked forward and saw what's happening. Starscream, of all people, was abusing the free wifi by playing Fortnite on the computer and screaming at some kid.
"Well, my mom doesn't look like a man" The kid said "At least i don't have to deal with a dumb earth mother, your face looks like flaming diariaha" Starscream said to the kid who was crying as Starscream later commented "And i'm glad your dog died, he looked like crap" when he closed the laptop and laughs. He then sees the pink Megatron, unable to recognize him, saying to him "What's your problem, don't you realize who i am".
"According to Urban Dictionary, it says that you are supposed to be Megatron's B!*CH" Megatron said as Starscream yelled out "How dare you insult me Recruit, you would abandon your post and insult me like this".
"And what is it you do around here, Starscream?" Megatron questioned as Starscream tried to think of something. "Ugh…Well, I'm in charge of…uhh..Fortnite?".
Megatron then wiped off his pink paint to reveal his grey and black colors. "What is it you do around here again, B!*ch?" Megatron asked as Starscream said "m…Megatron, it was you the whole time?"
10 Minutes Later:
Starscream is seen carrying boxes of energon using the Stairs that Megatron used. "Oh geez, my legs feel like they are gonna pop off from walking this much". Megatron then said "Well that's what I like to hear, afterall, you suggested that all recruits take these stairs, see ya Recruit" as Megatron laughs. Starscream then drops a box of energon, leading to the Drone from earlier yelling "Hey dumbass, you dropped some energon". Starscream then yelled in agony as the film crew smiled devilishly "Wait until we get the bonus for this".
End of Story.