Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia, Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing. Even the worst of enemies can become friends. You need understanding and compromise. You've got to share. You've got to care
Pinkie Pie: What the fuck, Twi?! I said that shit, not you, ho. This counts as trademark infringement.
Twilight Sparkle: In what way, Pinkie
Pinkie Pie: You can't just say what other ponies said and claim that lesson as your own.
Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, Pinkie. I had no idea you would feel that way.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, well next time, write something original, or i will "share" my hoof to your face, so you'd better care about your life, bitch.
[Twilight gulps]