(This fits into my other story: A Different Piece. Don't worry, no spoilers for that story are here and you don't have to read that story to understand this one.)

Woohoo! I reached 1,000 views on A Different Piece. To celebrate, I made this funny little one-shot. Enjoy!

It was a great day for Sabo, he was relaxing with his two brothers in the treehouse. They just finished stealing food from that ramen place for the second time. However, they came across a peculiar sight while they were running away. They saw two people kissing each other.

Ace and Luffy have been quiet for the five minutes since they've come back. Then, Luffy was the one to break the ice by saying, "Why would those two people be eating each other's lips?"

Sabo thought, 'Luffy doesn't even know about kissing?! He must have been a really innocent boy! But that's expected of Luffy.'

Ace shivered and replied, "I have no clue, Luffy. People are only supposed to be eating meat, not lips. That sounds really disgusting. Even more than vegetables." Ace then made a puking noise.

Sabo crashed onto the floor and thought, 'Ace doesn't know either?! He's the furthest thing from innocent!"

Ace caught Sabo on the floor, and said, "Sabo, it looks like you know something. Why would those two people be eating each other's lips? Because it sounds pretty disgusting. If it's a normal thing, then I could try it with you, Sabo."

Sabo said, "I'm NOT GAY!"

Ace said, "Luffy what does gay mean?"

Luffy said, "I remember reading about it in a book once. Hmm… Oh yeah! Gay means cheerful or happy."

Ace said, "I understand, Sabo. I am not in a cheerful mood either after seeing that disgusting thing. I'm in a puking mood instead. I think I'm gonna puke if I imagine it one more time."

Sabo yelled with shark teeth, "I DON'T MEAN THAT KIND OF GAY!"

Luffy said, "There's another meaning of gay? No wonder the bandits were laughing when I said that I'm in a gay mood a couple of days back. Stupid assholes didn't tell me the meaning."

Sabo burst out laughing

Luffy said, "Hey! Not you, too!"

Ace asked, "What's the second meaning of gay then?"

Sabo said, "Gay is like when a man loves another man."

Luffy said, "We're brothers! We love each other! Doesn't that mean that we're gay?"

Ace agreed, "Yeah! Sabo, you're not making any sense."

Sabo said, "No, in a romantic sense."

Luffy replied, "Doesn't romantic mean someone who has idealistic views. Like how I'm set on becoming King of the Pirates."

Sabo started rubbing his head. "No, romantic as in marriage."

Luffy and Ace simultaneously picked their noses while saying, "What the hell is marriage?"

Sabo collapsed on the floor. After a few seconds, Sabo got back up and explained it to them.

"Marriage is when you become bonded to someone who you really love in the romantic sense. Romantic love is like when you get this feeling in your chest or something like that. It also drives you to protect this one person more than everyone else around you. We all have something called brotherly love. We love each other like brothers, but we're not going to get married because we're already linked in brotherhood."

Sabo continued, "Marriage is sacred. You never know for sure who you're going to marry. Love is like a hurricane, it comes very suddenly and you just can't ignore it. Marriage bonds you to another person forever. To answer your guys' question, gay means when someone marries someone else with the same gender."

Luffy and Ace simultaneously said, "Marriage sounds boring. Why the hell would you give up your freedom just to be with some random girl."

Sabo yelled, "You'll understand once you're older! You'll have some desires telling you these things. I'm just trying to teach you what they mean so that once you do get them, you can act on them properly!"

Ace said, "That still doesn't explain the kissing part. If they're bonded for life, then why do they have to do that disgusting thing?"

Sabo sighed and said, "It's time for the talk."

Luffy said, "What talk? We talk all the time, right Sabo?"

Ace said, "Yeah, Sabo isn't making any sense right now. I think he went a little crazy in the head after seeing that disgusting thing from earlier."

Sabo said, "First of all, that 'thing' is called a kiss. Second of all, haven't you ever asked yourselves where babies come from?"

Ace and Luffy said, "Who cares."

Luffy continued, "All that matters is math because Gramps said that it's important for fighting, throwing, and calculating how many meals I missed!"

Sabo said, "Someone has to tell you eventually. Whatever, I'll tell you guys right now."

Sabo was giving the talk about where babies come from, kissing, desires, lovemaking, all that 'weird' stuff.

When Sabo was done with his explanation, Ace puked and Luffy had a disgusted look on his face.

Ace yelled, "WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE PUT THAT IN THEIR MOUTH?! THAT'S GROSS!"

Luffy said, "That seems so disgusting. Just imagining it in my head makes me sick. Kissing all over the body. Yuck! Kissing those yucky body parts! Big yuck! Putting that in that. Mega gross!"

Ace sarcastically said, "Thank you for that, Sabo. Now, I'll never be able to look at couples the same ever again."

Sabo said, "To be honest, I feel the same way. My teacher just told me that I would understand when I'm older. I guess we all will see what happens when we fall in love"

Luffy silently agreed with Sabo

Ace said, "More like IF we fall in love. Everything you just said sounds way too disgusting for me to fall in love. A true man doesn't need marriage!"

Luffy said, "I bet you'll get married before I do!"

"No way."

"Yes way."

Sabo said, "It doesn't matter. Let's just be done with this already. I have a bad headache."

Author's note: Hey! This is my first one-shot. I thought it was pretty good, but feel free to tell me where I can improve!