One day a jester came to the court and started trolling people.
"Oh, no!" said Henry VIII. "We're being trolled! Our feelings will be hurt!"
"No." John Tudors dashed his wineglass to the ground. "Not while I'm around."
The jester was dancing around and jingling his cap in peoples' faces. They drew back, afraid. He smirked and stood next to John Tudors and pretended he was taller.
"Oh, look," yawned John Tudors. "Another fake jester has emerged from the forest of ignorance to attempt (and fail) to hurt me with petty jabs. I'll have you know I was liked plenty as a child, which contributed greatly to my bountiful self-esteem, and as for the snide height insinuation it's not my fault you are gaslighting others into thinking I'm not tall, even though I am well above the global average height. If you think respectfully correcting my inferiors when they say dumb things or spread misinformation makes me a 'jerk' who 'messes' with people, then may I kindly say you're a fake jester who needs to leave my court? Cheers. Signed, a TRUE Tudor, who HATES when people say I'm not tall even though I am."
The jester was then executed for insulting the true Tudor king.
THE END