Medieval England. 1299 AD. The Anthropomorphic World.
It was peaceful in Medieval England. All of the townsfolk were walking about, minding their own business. Medieval times were a simpler time. A time in which technology like we know it didn't exist. That would soon change when a human from another world would wind up in Medieval times to fight a horde of zombified creatures named Deadites. Deadites were creatures that were summoned by a demonic book called the Necronomicon. The Necronomicon is a book that allows people to resurrect the dead and possess people with demons. In the year 1982 in the human world, a man named Ashley "Ash" Williams took a group of his friends along with his sister Cheryl to a remote cabin in the state of Tennessee for a vacation.
They did not know that the cabin used to belong to a guy named Professor Raymond Knowby, a parapsychologist who used to own the cabin. Ash and his friends soon discovered the book called the Necronomicon. A tape recording of Raymond Knowby said the words that would ultimately result in the possession of Cheryl, Scotty, Linda and Shelly. Ash was the only person who wasn't possessed by the Deadites. Ash had no choice but to kill all of his friends because they were possessed by demons. That led to Ash being alone. Soon, his left hand became possessed by supernatural forces.
Ash was forced to cut off his own hand with a chainsaw. Ash invited a woman named Annie Knowby, the daughter of Professor Knowby to his cabin. Ash, along with a new guy named Jake ran into a cellar where they met a possessed Deadite named Henrietta. Henrietta tried attacking Ash and Jake but she was stabbed in the back with a special dagger called Kandarian Dagger. Then, a time vortex opened up and it sucked Ash Williams, along with his car, a 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 into Medieval times, which brings us to now.
A vortex opens up in the sky and a man along with his car fall out of the sky. Ash fell into a nearby village along with his car. Ash was laying on the ground. He was a human. Ash stood up. He looked at the various anthropomorphic people who were looking at him in awe. Ash didn't know where he was. He staggered into a nearby bar. Tons of animal patrons were in the bar. They didn't really pay much attention to the human man who had just entered the bar. There was a raccoon sitting in a nearby table. He wore medieval knight's armor. He was known as Sir Galleth Cooper. Sir Galleth was an honorable knight and thief. Galleth was a pretty cool guy to hang around with. The raccoon knight was about to meet a human named Ashley Williams. He was going to go on an adventure that involved zombified creatures that he had no experience dealing with.
Ash saw Galleth sitting at a table all by himself. He walked over to him and sat down next to the raccoon. Galleth looked at the human man who sat next to him in the bar. There was a chainsaw in the area in which his left hand was supposed to be. Ash looked ahead silently. He turned his head to see the raccoon knight who was sitting next to him.
"What happened to your hand?" the raccoon knight asked Ash.
"It was cut off in an accident. An accident in which you don't want to know about." Ash said to the raccoon.
"Why? What happened?" the raccoon asked Ash.
"Trust me, you don't want to know how I cut off my hand. I'll tell you later. All you need to know is that my hand was cut off in a terrible accident." Ash said to the raccoon.
"Ok." Sir Galleth said, not wanting to press the issue further.
"What's your name?" Ash asked the raccoon knight.
"My name is Sir Galleth Cooper." the raccoon said.
"Name's Ash Williams. My real name is Ashley, but I liked to be called Ash." the human man said.
"That's a weird name for a man like you." Sir Galleth said.
"Yeah, so is your name." Ash said.
"Ok." Sir Galleth said.
"Where am I?" Ash asked Sir Galleth. He had no idea where he was.
"You're in England." Sir Galleth said.
"This is Medieval Times?" Ash said.
"Yes." Sir Galleth said.
A female tavern wench came up to Sir Galleth's table and asked him and Ash if they wanted anything to drink. Ash was pretty thirsty himself. He was about to ask the wench if they had Coca-Cola, but then realized that Coca-Cola didn't exist in this time period and asked for a beer. Sir Galleth asked for a beer also. The tavern wench went to serve them. While they were waiting for their drinks, Ash and Sir Galleth talked a bit about their lives. A few minutes later, their drinks arrived. Galleth and Ash both drank their drinks. Then, they exited the bar after they gave the tavern wench the tip. Upon exiting the bar, Sir Galleth saw Ash's car sitting outside. The Oldsmobile looked beat up.
"What is that thing?" Sir Galleth asked Ash, referring to the Oldsmobile.
"That is a car." Ash said to the raccoon knight. "A car is a thing that the people in my world to get from one place to another in the quickest way possible."
"What does this car do?" Sir Galleth asked Ash.
"It drives." Ash said.
"Drives?" Galleth said.
"Yes. Here I'll show you." Ash said. He and Galleth got into the Oldsmobile. Ash removed his chainsaw from his stump of a hand as well as his 12 gauge shotgun. He put his chainsaw and shotgun in the trunk of his car. He got the car keys from his pocket. He turned the ignition key into the slot. Galleth was in the passenger seat. The car started up. It had a half a tank of gas left in the car. The raccoon knight was astonished by the car. Ash put the car in drive and drove off into the forests of Medieval England, leaving a whole bunch of people stunned and confused by the car and Ash Williams's appearance. Little did Sir Galleth Cooper know that during the next few weeks, he would end up facing off against a group of undead creatures known as Deadites. This would cause Sir Galleth Cooper and Ash Williams to assemble a group of knights to face off against the demonic Deadites.