John Phoenix was bored one day so he left his office and went for a walk. During his stroll, he walked into the dump. As he walked, he became alert to a presence under the piles of trash.

"Who's there?" said John Phoenix. He looked toward a pile of trash sitting next to a crane with a large wrecking ball hanging over it.

The pile of trash shook, then a large man crawled out.

"I should have known," said John Phoenix. "Who else would come here but the piece of human garbage, Dylan Fitchar?"

Dylan Fitchar was a repairman at Cape West Apartments John Phoenix had met during his Adventures of John Phoenix. He is evil.

"John Phoenix, I am going to kill you!" said Dylan.

"What?! Why."

"Because I HATE YOU!"

John Phoenix stood his ground and held an intimidating stance, but Dylan kept his gun trailed on him the whole time so there was nothing he could do. After four minutes of nothing happening, Dylan finally got the guts to pull the trigger!

There was a gunshot, and John Phoenix hit the ground, dead! Dylan cackled, his mission complete.

Meanwhile, John Phoenix was watching his nemesis laugh from the ghost world.

"Heya," said a guy behind him.

"Who?" John Phoenix simply said.

"I am Sissel, I bring people back to life with my ghost trick powers," said Sissel.

"I know. I have heard of you," said John Phoenix. "You must be here to help me."

"Yep, I'm gonna go 4 minutes into the past and reverse your death!"

So Sissel went 4 minutes back in time and began trying to foil Dylan's plan.

However, since John Phoenix and Dylan stood around doing nothing for so long, he couldn't go back to before Dylan showed up, so there wasn't much he could do. Then he got an idea.

Sissel possessed a can on the ground and rolled it. John Phoenix saw how this can somehow moved on his own, despite him not using his psychic powers. John Phoenix knew it was impossible for this can to move without some ghostly intervention, so he knew Sissel was there to help him!

John Phoenix decided he had to help Sissel too.

John Phoenix turned around and jumped off a cliff!

"Oh, shit!" said Dylan, but John Phoenix fell to his death. "Oh well, I'll just pretend I pushed him. If I keep telling myself that over and over it'll eventually become true. That's the power of the gold truth!"

Dylan chucked. Dylan Fitchar walked away.

Meanwhile, Sissel made his way down the cliff and interacted with John Phoenix's new corpse.

He could then go even further back in time to right before John Phoenix entered the dump, and Dylan was still hiding in the pile of trash. Sissel knew what to do now. He interacted with the crane next to Dylan and made it drop the large wrecking ball on his head!

It missed, but it was enough to scare the shit out of the cowardly villain!

Dylan Fitchar ran away and John Phoenixs fate was averted!

The End!