Jet:FUCKK!
Jet,Sonic and Shadow were watching the Sochi GP,as they watched there favourite driver,Lando Norris,slide off the course,as he was a couple laps from getting his first win.
Shadow:DAMMIT LANDO! YOU SHOULD'VE PITTED OF INTERS! NOW LEWIS HAMILTON IS GOING TO GET HIS 100TH WIN!
Sonic,Shadow and Jet then moaned in frustration.
Sonic:It's bloody Sakhir 2020 again,with Mercedes messing up the tyres and shit!
Shadow:I hate the rain now!
Jet:Don't worry guys,the TV will have to taste the power of my Michael Schumacher cardboard cutout!
Jet then ran upstairs to get his Michael Schumacher cardboard cutout.
Sonic:Dammit Jet...
Jet then fell down the stairs,as he dropped the Michael Schumacher cardboard cutout. As Shadow then saved the Michael Schumacher cardboard cutout from being broken.
Jet then grabbed ahold of the Michael Schumacher cardboard cutout,and threw it like a boomerang,at the TV,as the TV then broke.
Sonic:Now how are we going to watch F1!
The end.
Sorry for my absence,I've been making Formula 1 Fanfiction on my AO3,my account is Burningblaze05.