On a quiet day, Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan are doing game grumps, playing a game(hopefully it takes two),when Dan mentions" So arin" , arin replies" yeah" , "So, like, Trish Foster invited to stay a night at her house", arin replied" really, why?" Dan reply" I don't know "
To those who don't know who Trish foster in this universe is. Trish foster was a rich business woman in Europe, she is a tall muscular African American woman(taller than Dan) who dresses in a business suit at work and dresses casually at home, who also wears glasses , has long silky hair and looks in her 40s , she lives in a mansion in France near the country side, with her twin daughters Deb and Dana, Dana is plus size with short brown hair and wearied a long sleeved crop top and a short shorts, and Debbie is slim with short hair and wearing a stretchy fishnet top with a mid-calf-length coat, ripped jeans with black finger nails, lips, and eyeliner
As Dan went to the airplane and travelled to Melun , a butler had his name and escorted Dan to his limo. as he nervously step in the limo, he asked the driver" so you know Trish? ", he replied" I am her head butler and personal driver, so yes" Dan asks again" Do know what she wants with me?, she not going to kill me or anything? right?" he answers" she said she reveal what she wants with you, do worry she is not going to do any weird things to you" , Dan awkwardly laughs , as he arrives in Noisy-sur-École, he sees the large mansion and really hopes the butler was right about not doing weird shit to him.
When Dan arrives at the mansion and exits the limo, The butler then offers to give Dan a tour of Trish's home. Dan and the butler stroll around, the butler shows things from the kitchen to the backyard, on their tour they see Dana in her room, on her bed watching friends on Netflix, she sees Dan, smiles and an friendly hand wave , they then visit Deb on her bed watching the umbrella academy on Netflix, she sees Dan , keeps her resting bitch face and waves, they also see Trish in her workout room lifting weights, she sees Dan, Smiles and nodes. A few minutes after their tour, dinner was ready and was guided to the top balcony of the mansion, Dan sees a dish of Cassoulet, with a glass of Pepsi near the plate, as Dan cuts through his carrot he asks " so uh, why am I here exactly ?" , Trish nervously answers" Well, Dan, I've been looking forward to this moment for a long time, and meeting you for the first time in my life is just, wow" , Dan replies as he sips his Pepsi" uhhhhhhh, what are saying?" Trish replies" I am your daughter, Dan avidan" , Dan immediately spat out his Pepsi, and looks in horror and confusion.
Trish says" I know you may have a lot of questions" , Dan replies" Yeah " , Deb says" believe me, I would be weird out If I found out if my daughter was a tall muscular black with 2 daughters, one is pretty cool and the other is fat", Dana then punches Deb on the shoulder, " anyway, what would you like to ask ?" , Dan asks" who is your mother", Trish answer " It was ( a black woman Dan has fucked)" , Dan replies" UUUGH, HER!" , Deb says" surprised you remember her considering all the girls you slept with" , Dana punches her really hard, Trish says to Dana " thank you Dana" she replies " any time mom" , Dan asks" why do are , like, really old considering I already have grandchildren in presumably look around like their 17 years old" Trish answers" well that's hard to explain, how about ask another question" Dan replies" Is there anything else I should" Trish replies" we also can use magic"
Dan has a complete look of bewilderment and yells" OF COURSE", Dana explains" We don't use it for evil or anything like that, me and my mom use light magic , but apparently Debbie is too cool for light magic so she uses dark magic, still we use it to fight criminals, mobster, demons, vampires, and evil stuff like that" Trish says" look father, I never have got to know most of my life, and I want just thought if we can maybe have some father and daughter bonding" ,Dana replies" and I thought we can have some grandfather and granddaughter bonding" , Deb retorts" yah know like tells stories about back in your days, say some racist shit and rant about how they didn't have fancy new shit back in your days, what yah say gramps " , Dan says" Look, this is all so much to take in, I don't if can handle it" Dana says" look your daughter is a tall muscular black woman who dresses inappropriately with 2 twin daughters, one is a little chunky, the other is kind of a bitch and we all are rich and use magic to fight criminals, demons, and monsters" as she finished saying that a huge UFO appears at the top of their house, "although aliens are new" Dana says
the aliens come down on ropes and they appear to be not what they expected as they were green bald humanoids with bulging almost human-like eyes and had goofy space suits that look like they're from a 50s sci-fi that covered the mouths with glass helmets and start saying a weird language. Dan assumes" maybe their friendly, I mean we should just kill the first aliens we see just because of their appearances", just as he finished saying it ,one shoots his hair. Dan then cowards behind Deb, Trish yells " DON'T YOU DARE SHOOT AT MY FATHER!" , Trish fires a blue energy ball at the alien, which explodes it's upper half like it is nothing, after which Deb summons a chain with a blade at the end. Trish and Dana show that they are experts in hand to hand combat and white magic with that they have super strength, super speed, can create a forcefield, shoot lighting and a giant eye laser that has a 3 minute cooldown and punching with the energy ball in her hand to create an explosion, Deb on the other hand is a little different as instead of white magic she has black magic, she can summons a chain with a blade on the end, fly , can shoot gust of hellfire, can teleport through shadows, can summon a giant shadow fist and turn her hands into blades , while Dan hides behind a chair. but more started coming and they knew the balcony wasn't safe , so they decide to try to take them on in their house, seeing as how Dan isn't superhuman, he can can't run that fast compare to his daughter and granddaughters, Trish tells" quick, hop on my back", Dan just stands their looking uncomfortable as well as Deb and Dana, to which Trish responses" DO YOU WANT TO DIE!", Dan obligates and Trish gives him a piggyback and they move quickly through the mansion, they reach the front door and the giant ufo tears a hole in the mansion
A platform lowers strangely revealing Jake Paul and team 10. Jake Paul yells out" WHAT'S GUCCI?, IT'S YOUR BOY, JAKE PAUL and team 10", Dan and his offspring's looked in utter confusion and awe and all said" what the fuck" in the exact same time and in the same mannerism and look at themselves in surprise. "Right, I didn't mean to be so rude" Jake said" you are probably wondering what I, Jake Paul and team 10, am doing with a army of aliens all wanting to kill you. Well these are the blodengerians, a race who is has conquering other races, but they usually have trouble taking over other races because their plan is to attack the highest person with power, but the usually can't tell you that is, so that's where I come in. I tell them who the person with the highest person with power is and I they kill, plus in return they promised to make the ruler of the earth with my other famous friends like Ann Coulter, Brenton Tarrant, Rush Limbaugh, Morgz, Gary Ridgway, Martin Shkreli, Jared fogle, Robert Bowers, 6ix9ine, Mark David Chapman, Harvey Weinstein ,Steve Wright(aka the Suffolk strangler), and Piers Morgan" . Jake Paul then says " so we grinded him also side, my brother, the bitch who cheated on me(because fuck him and her, they laugh at a Japanese man hanging himself and tased ) Kim jong un and his family, Vladimir Putin, Joe Biden, Donald Trump and ricegum(because fuck those guy) into the fuel, oh, by the way the fuel for this whole giant spaceship can be powered by at least four people, but anyway enough about that ,we are here to kill you(Trish foster), your daughters, and who the hell is that guy?" , Dan replies" I'm Danny sexbang" , Jake replies" Are you a porn star ?" , Dan answer angrily " What no, although I have meet some. I'm a youtuber like you, NINJA SEX PARTY?, I'm on game grumps?, you've heard of NINJA SEX PARTY or game grumps right?" , Jake replies" Not a clue, anyway what are you doing here?" , Dan answers" Well, I'm her father, supposedly", Jake replies with a confused look on his face" wait, what?" , Dan says" I know I had the same reaction, albeit more exaggerated" , Jake replies" wait, how does that work exactly? is she from the future?", AJ Mitchell comes in and suggests" does she age fast ?" mark shkreli comes and asks" are you a bit too young to be her parent and a grandparent for the matter ?" Dan answers" yeah, I know and I unfortunately don't have a answer, but I would like to know" Donald come in and says" WAIT, isn't she your daughter and you have grandchildren, do you not about your own daughter and grandchildren ?" Dan replies" I just knew she was my daughter and how her mother was until like a minute ago, I usually have sex with women and don't keep up relationships" , Donald replies" your that type of guy who fucks women, then forgets them" Dan angrily replies" WHAT , NO, I mean sort of, kind of", Trish then asks" I'm sorry, who are you" , Dan, Dana, and Deb then look at Trish," you don't know who Jake Paul is?" Dan asks, " He was like the most talked about person about a year ago for being a rich dickbag and a shitty neighbour, but then his older brother Logan Paul recorded a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest and was also the most talked about person, but Jake here said the n word in a freestyle rap, and Logan Paul tased a dead rat and then decided not to do vlogs anymore, then him and ricegum tried promoting gambling to children, and then he tried to make "motivational" videos, so there's that" Dana says, Deb retorts" come on, mom, even grandpa knows who Jake Paul is"
"Wait so you can just have control over this advanced over these world conquering aliens just because you helped them take over earth?" Dan asks. Jake answers" Well, yes and no, you see I will just rule earth, I'm not the king, he's right here", Jake then introduces the blodengerian king a taller blodengerian it antennas on his left and right side of his head on facing up and the other facing down, a medium sized thin cape and a weird object on his head that looks like a crown. " Aw, It is a pleasure to meet you, Fosters and (Danny Sexbang), of course, I do feel the need to politely introduce myself to this world's (I want to say) fourth most powerful creature, just to let them know one what their destroyers face(or shall I say faces) looks like" the blodengerian king greets(the blodengerian king has a device that like talk English)
Jake Paul exclaims" anyway, it is no use, Trish, we have you, your father, and your twin daughters outnumbered, so prepare to die." ,Dan retorts" that's not true, my girls have magic!" , Trish says" actually, he's right" he looks and see what seems like hundreds if not thousands of aliens pointing their laser rifles at them". Dan says" so ,what now?" , Trish answers" Well we would probably just try to kill the most of these aliens as we can" , she then leans closer to her father, giving him a hug," but I rather die in the hands of my father", Dan then hugs his daughter. Dana comes in and hugs her grandfather saying" I would want to die hugging my grandpa" , Deb moves in" aw what the hell, I'll join in" she says as she hugs her grandfather."Well, this day took a turn for the weird and worst" Dan exclaims
just as they are about to be killed, some behind them burst open and they see what appears to be a half human/half hamster hybrid. the hybrid began walking closer to our main heroes, just as he stopped Dan asked" who the hell are you?", the hybrid replies with a very masculine voice" I AM HAMSTERMAN, AND I AM YOUR SON, DANIEL AVIDAN" to which he pointed at Dan , everyone the stares at Dan all confused, Dan says" okay, who's the mother ?" , hamsterman answers" I had no mother, I was made in a lab using your dna and hamster dna to make me, not to mention gas of learning all forms of martial arts from boxing to kung fu and studying every battle strategies" ," WAIT, that still doesn't explain why I am your father" Dan argued, hamster man said" do you remember when you donated sperm and there was a box that said" hamster egg penetration" ?", " THAT'S WHAT IT MEANT?" , hamster man replied" yes, apparently, your sperm was suitable to make a half hamster/ half human hybrid used to fight crime" , Dan replied" WELL, FUCK ME". " right, well even with your hamster hybrid abomination son, it's going to take allot more if you think you're going to stop us."
"WAIT!" hamster man yelled" I am picking up something with my hamster hearing, a fast moving object coming this way". after hamster man said this, a mysterious being appeared on Trish's door set, it appeared to be an alien, more specifically a grey alien, but it's has skin color, long brown hair and looks like a baby, although it has weird clothing and gray alien eyes, also it was floating. the alien said with the voice of a little girl" dada", within the blink of an eye it hugged Dan, Dan immediately screamed and starting running around in circles trying to get it of him without touching it, the creature then comes of Dan looking sad and says" I am sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, dada". Dan sensible says" who are you? " , to which the alien replies" I am lyrla, your daughter from the planet derferan. my mama said" you see this man, he is your father" , I've flown 3 weeks just to get here, my planet is 20 light years away by the way, and I ,well, just wanted to see you for the first time and ,well, hi", Dan almost immediately asks" WHO IS YOUR MOTHER? HOW OLD ARE YOU? AND DID YOU FLY HERE?" , " my momma is ( insert a girl Dan has had sex with) I am about 2 months old and I have powers like flight, super speed, energy blasts, and super strength because it's what happens when my species mates with another species, that baby will get incredible abilities" lyrla answered, Dan replied" she was an alien ?" , lyrla asked" you didn't ask ?" , Dan answered" NO, there wasn't a point where I asked her" are you an alien?""
Just as he finished Jake Paul said" alright, even with your, weird tall black daughter, your twin daughters(one fat and the emo looking one), your freaky hamster son, and your freaky alien baby, your still screwed", just as he finished a big blue energy ball appeared, everyone looked shocked, expected Jake who just says" aw, what the fuck?" annoyed. Then appeared woman doing the terminator pose, this woman had grey skin, pointy ears, sharp teeth, long brownish grey hair, a green unbutton trench coat which reveal a tank top, had green jeans, had all kinds of weapons that I will explain later, and was in her late 20s. She then stands up, opens her eyes and says" I AM SAMANTHA AVIDAN, AND I , DANIEL AVIDAN, AM YOUR DAUGHTER" , Dan just has an utterly shocked look on his face and says" I have so many questions". Samantha exclaims" Right, how rude of me, you may have known my mother (insert a girl Dan has had sex with), you may thought she was human, but in all actually a vampire, not only that, but a special race of vampires that travel through time and defend humanity against all sorts of dangers from Nazis to aliens to humanoid dinosaurs" , to which Dan responds" well, didn't expect her to be a time travelling vampire, or that TIME TRAVELLING VAMPIRES WERE A THING?" . Samantha responds" well, what did you expect? you can just ask and she'll tell"
Jake then says" alright, anyway even with your..", then a little brown ball roll out near Dan and his children. It then unravelled to reveal a half armadillo/ half human hybrid. the hybrid then looked at Dan and said" I AM ARMADILLO WOMAN, AND I DANIEL AVIDAN AM YOUR DAUGHTER" , everyone looks sort of shocked but not really, Dan says" oh great, what now". Armadillo woman replies" right, I should have known you have allot of questions. I am armadillo woman, like hamster man, I too was made from your dna and used to fight crime, they said and I quote" you were only made because this Daniel avidan guy sure did use allot of sperm"" all of Dan's offsprings look at him in disgust.
Jake says "OKAY, FUCK IT, JUST SHOOT THEM" but them just then as the blodengerians were about to shoot, a yoyo with blades flies threw a kills one blodengerians, to which the blodengerians gets pulled back and what seems like a male ninja with tan skin colour wearing a pinkish red outfit with a yoyo themed symbol on his chest comes flying through the door and makes a spider man pose when he lands. The ninja then says" I AM YOYO MAN, AND I ,DANIEL AVIDAN, AM YOUR SON" , Dan replies" really so is he, and these are apparently my daughters and my granddaughters, great, what else is new". yoyo man then says "I take it you want to know my mother and origins, right ?" , Dan replies" yep" . Yoyo man answers" my mother is (insert a girl Dan has had sex with) and I was once some random nothing special worker at a toy factory, until I had a urge to for fight crime and serving justice. so yeah that's my story". Dan feeling unanswered asks" okay, one question, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE 40?" yoyo man replies" I really don't have time to answer that"
Jake Paul angrily said" Alright, now , without any interruptions can please kill them already" , just as he finished a being with white, orange, and brown stripes on its body with white pale eyes and rings all around it burst from the roof and floated down in front of Dan and his kids and said" DANIEL AVIDEN, I AM SATURN MAN, AND I AM YOU SON" , Dan says" no, please, explain your back story and who your mother, I mean we already had 5 of them" , to which Saturn man explains" well you see my mother is( a another girl Dan had sex with) and I come from Saturn if you haven't guessed, and when a saturnian makes love with a human they have a child with powers which is me, so yeah there's that" , " yeah well it was at least short and sweet" Dan said
"Well this is getting really fucking old, real fucking fas-" Jake says, until they hear the door slam and sees a Japanese teenager with a white button up shirt and long brown pants. " HEY, DAN AVIDAN, THE NAME'S YUTA AVIDAN " Rui said, "AKA THE DAYTIME LANTERN" a voice that came from Yuta's chest that sounds like a mix of jared leto and mark wahlberg. " So what's your story?" Dan asks" Well, My mom(a Japanese girl Dan had sex with) and I lived in Japan and I use to be some high schooler that no one respected so they called me the daytime lantern " Yuta says, Yuta explains "THAT WAS UNTIL HE MET ME" the voice says," Right, so I was walking home from school when what looked like a meteor crashed on a car nearby and exploded the car. I was caught in the explosion, I was nearly dead, I saw something slide towards me ,I closed my eyes, I wake up, perfectly find and can't that thing, until my chest starts talking and that's because of this" Yuta unbuttons his shirt and shows a orange lantern(something in the style of green lantern's power battery(or in this case the orange lantern power battery)) , "THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME" the lantern says" My name is Kylie". " Kylie? That's your name?" Dan asks, "Yeah what did you expect? some weird name with allot of apostrophes? not ever alien has a weird name" Kylie explains. "Anyway, so yeah, it came into my chest, healed me up, told everything about him and his race like how he is part of a rare race that's genderless, he kind is a symbiotic race that needs a companion, and we can control anti-matter" Yuta explains." WELL, I produce the anti-matter, he molds it, unfortunately it doesn't last long(mainly because it's anti-matter)" Kylie interjects, " Riiiiiight, so we've been a real team, we fought space bounty hunters, the yakuza, a kaijiu with regeneration who turned out to be this weird girl(she was probably in grade school) who had a crush on me and tried to kill me because only she can have me, and some supervillains? " Yuta explains, " Hey, Don't forget that scientist obsessed with chicken and tried to turn everyone into chickens" Kyle adds
Jake Paul frustrated said " ALRIGHT, CAN WE PLEASE JUST STO.." , just as he was about to say shoot a another big blue energy ball appeared, "AW WHAT THE FUCK" Jake Paul uttered, this time the being appeared to be half velociraptor(with no feathers) /half human, also appeared to be a cyborg, she had long blonde hair, and had a white skin tight jumpsuit, " I AM VERONICA AVIDAN, AND I , DANIEL AVIDAN, AM YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER", Debbie yells" YEAH, I THAT MAKES IT ANY DIFFERENT" . Dan says" well, an explanation would be nice" , veronica says" right, well you see in the future your daughter Sarah avidan, whose mother is (a girl Dan has a sex with), use her DNA to make me and 4 others, wanting better warriors she not only cybernetically enhanced us, but she also combined our DNA with that of some dinosaurs like a t-rex, a stegosaur, triceratops, and a brachiosaur, because she said you use to love dinosaurs when you were little, anyway, to figure out who was the better warrior she made all of us fight to the death, I surprising was the victor, after that I killed my way through all the corrupted politicians, generals and scientist and people who turn the future into the shithole that is was, even my "mother" or your daughter, as I destroy any weapons that can be dangerous in the wrong hands, when I stumbled on to this time machine and figure if my own mother was bad then her parents must have been worst, but then found out that she didn't meet her real parents until years later when she was a teenager, so I figure I go back to meet my grandparents before my mother was born to maybe convince not to be a power hungry sadistic scientist, so yeah here we are"
Jake Paul says all annoyed "Alright , for the love of god, can we not be interrupted by one of your freaky deviantart inspired chil.." just then he was rudely interrupted by what looked like a hybrid between a human and a bat that crashed through the window above the front door and landed in front of Dan and his offsprings. The hybrid then looked at Dan and said" I AM BATLADY AND I AND YOUR DAUGHTER, DANIEL AVIDAN" Dan says" let me guess, a secret organization used my sperm to make you, right?" batlady surprisingly says" yeah" to which Dan responds" yeah, these to sort of spoiled it for you, so yeah"
Jake angrily says" ALL RIGHT FUCK IT, SKIP THE INTRO JUST SHOOT THESE.." again he is interrupted, this time by an plus size old woman in a purple jumpsuit with yellow stripes and with long hair , also she seems half Asian/ half Caucasian as she jumps through the broken window and lands ,again, right in front of Dan and his offsprings, "I AM YUKO AVDIAN, AND I ,DANIEL AVIDAN, AM YOUR DAUGHTER" , Dan says" ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?" , Debbie leans in and says" with all your children, are you really surprised" ,"I guess I need to explain myself, you see my mother (a different Japanese woman Dan has had sex with) and I lived on the Japanese alps, originally she wanted the three of us to go live there, but you sort of dump her, anyway we lived on the alps ,way for society, we send our time practicing martial arts/chakra like that shit from naruto and doing mother and daughters thing, when she passed away a few days ago, she told me about you and the man you are, and she to use my power for good and I simply made my way here, so here we are" , Dan takes a deep breath and replies" okay ...um... one question, WHY ARE YOU TWICE AS OLD AS I AM ?" , Dana leans in and says" oh my god, your mom recently died" " yeah she died recently, and yes she was really old, I mean she is my mother" Yuko explains
Jake Paul angrily yells" FOR THE LOVE GOD, NO MORE SUPERPOWERED CHILDREN" " Hi, Hello" said a girl voice. Everyone looks and sees a 20 something woman with a brown jacket, white shirt, skinny jeans, a beanie, glasses, nike shoes , and orange hair. She walked up and said" so , um , hi, I'm Sarah Avidan, and I'm like your daughter, Dan Avidan" Dan holds his hands in front of his face and says" care to explain"." well, my mom is(a girl Dan has had sex with), I live in Chicago, and I work at starbucks, and yeah , oh one more thing I was born with the ability to turn anything I touch into a bomb" ," I'm sorry, did you say turn anything you touch into bomb?" Dan asked." Yeah, like gambit or yoshikage kira(if you even know who that is) , here, let me show you" Sarah answers, Sarah then picks ups a rock , tap it, and throws it a blodengerians, it catches it and when Sarah then pushes down on her right hand with her thumb and the blodengerians explodes.
Jake Paul yells" OK,DAN STOP MAKING SUPERPOWERED KIDS" just as he finishes, as a blodengerian is trying to shoot them, a ball of colourful energy ball flies towards the blodengerian and explodes the blodengerian , pulls back the blodengerians and a 20 something Korean woman with long hair in a ponytail tied with a bow, wearing a croptop, a skirt, and big shoes." I AM SE JUN AVIDAN, AND I AM YOUR SON, DAN AVIDAN" "he" said with a feminine voice. everyone has a shocked confused look on their face, Dan less than everyone else given the shit he's seen, Se Jun gets an embarrassed look on her tries to explain" sorry, look I didn't think I just blurred it out but, I thought I'd say it maybe later". Dan says" whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down, just try to explain yourself". Se Jun says" Right well, my mom is ( a Korean girl Dan has had sex with) and I thought that my true gender should be a girl, also I was born with the ability to generate energy into my hands and feet and can fire the energy like a firework or use it to fly or make an explosive punch/kick"
Jake Paul, pretty miffed, says" HEY GUYS, CAN YOU JUST SHO..". They then here a yell "HEY, MIND IF I CRASH THIS PARTY", they see a blonde haired teenager who looks like a classic gangster ,wearing a tuxedo , black pants, and boots that looked like they were made centuries ago but also looked like it's from a sci-fi movie, The boy then says" I'M JASON AVIDAN, AND I'M DAN AVIDAN'S SON", Jason then assesses the situation, Jason then says " OH MY GOD, guess I came at the wrong time,... wait, I just remember can get some backup". Jason then reaches into his pocket and grabs a pulls out a small stone in the shape of a shield with blue eagle paint on it, a big marble above the eagle, and 5 smaller blue marbles underneath the eagle. Then a bright blue light flash before them and 5 gangsters with weapons similar to Jason. A older looking man with sunglasses ,a 5 0 clock shadow and a cigarette in his mouth, spiky black hair, and with a pair of brass knuckles, a brown haired girl who looks younger then Jason who is holding a trident, a 20 year old looking man with brown flat hair, glasses and a bo staff, another 20 year looking man spiky orange hair, sharp teeth and 2 kamas, and a muscular woman with yellow spiky hair with purple streaks in said hair and a mace; all wearing suit and all their weapon looks like Jason's boots. They all look surprised at what they, the man with spiky orange hair turns to Jason and says" JASON, What the hell did you drag us into?", the man with glasses then says" Jason, I swear to god, if you had brought us to some weird ass orgy, I'm walking out". The blonde haired woman then says" Come on, Let the kid speak, he wouldn't teleport us here without a reasonable explanation, you want to see your dad, didn't ya Jas", "Yep, I'm his dad apparently" Dan exclaimed, the girl with the trident walks up and says "OH, nice to meet you, sir, I'm Aria Rossi, and your son is a part the aquila blu gang and he's a cool nice guy". Jason blushes and awkwardly says " AW gee thanks Aria your pretty cool gu- I mean girl". "SOOOOO, are you going to explain who you are, who these guys are, and why does a gangster need a trident?" Dan asks. Jason walks up and explains" Right, This is Bruno Trussardi , " Jason gestures to the older man with sunglasses, " This is Paola Kocaqi" Jason gestures to the muscular woman, "This is Matteo Ricci" Jason gestures to the man with orange spiky hair, " This is Alessio Moretti" Jason gestures to the man with glasses, " You, of course know Aria" Jason gestures to Aria. " I lived with my mom( an Italian woman Dan had sex with) and I was some random kid , low grades, not a wealthy family, and nothing to live for, until, on my way home, I saw an older man getting his ass kicked by some random punks with weird weapons, I ( with nothing left to lose) decided to help him, which was a bad idea seeing as how they unsurprisingly kicked my ass, but then these boots appeared on my feet and then the old man told that these are my x-drivers ancient weapons that are created from a person's spirit and will, after that I bet the shit out of those punks, that old man then asked me if I would like to join his gang that protects the innocent from evil gangsters, I of course said yes(that old man was named Bruno Trussardi)" Jason explains
Jake Paul then yells "OH, FOR FUCK SAKE,JUST...", " YO" yells a child's voice. they turn a see a 8 year old girl with a blonde hair in pigtails wearing ninja suit and has katana in its scabbard. She yells" YO DANNY SEXBANG ,OR DAN AVIDAN, MY NAME IS ANN AVIDAN AND I'M YOUR DAUGHTER" everyone just looks unamused. " right, allow me to explain myself, the name's Ann Avidan I'm the daughter of you Danny sexbang and (a girl Dan has had sex with) and I can do this" Ann then unsheathes her katana and cuts herself, but her blood then morph into a butterfly made of blood" yeah, I was born with the ability to morph my blood into whatever I want and I can't run out of blood, but make no mistake, because I am persistent with a katana, and I want to go by BLOOD GIRL, so, I have a question for you, pops, who are these people?" Ann asks. "Well, these are your brothers and sisters and nieces" Dan answers. Ann then bursts out laughing but then gets a serious look on her face and asks" you joking, right?" Dan then answers" I wish I was" . She then looks around all of Dan's offspring and says" OKAY, SO YOUR TELLING ME, THAT MY SISTERS ARE A WEIRD ALIEN BABY , A ARMADILO AND BAT HYBRID , A VAMPIRE, A MUSCULAR BLACK WOMAN, SOME HIPSTER, SOME KOREAN CHICK, SOME CHICK WITH A TRIDENT, A CHICK WITH A MACE, AN JAPENESE OLD LADY, A FAT CHICK , AN EMO CHICK AND SOME CYBORG DINOSAUR, MY BROTHERS ARE A PINK NINJA WITH YOYOS, A HAMSTER HYBRID, SOME ALIEN FROM SATURN, SOME OLD GUY, SOME POMPOUS LOOKING GUY WITH A STAFF, THIS IS GUY LOOK LIKES SOME LAME ANIME GOON, AND JAPENESE GUY WITH A HUNK OF METAL STUCK IN HIS CHEST ", " I'm afraid so, believe me I have a hard time believing this" Dan answers. "WHEN WE'RE DONE THIS SHIT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING MAURY, OK!". "Actually, me, Deb and Dana, are Dan Avidan's granddaughters" Veronica explains, " Yeah, Hey auntie blood girl" Deb says all smug. " Also, He's Dan's son, me, the "old man", the "chick with the trident", the " chick with a mace", the " pompous looking guy with a staff", and me have not relation" Alessio states. "Also, I am a man" Se Jun comments, " AND I AM MORE THEN A HUNK OF METAL!" Kylie yells.
Jake then angrily says" JESUS FUCKING CHRI" " NOT SO FAST" says a familiar voice, everyone then looks and sees, Jontron, Jackie Chan, the insane clown posse, Elton John, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Snoop Dogg, Post Malone, Peter Dinklage, Daisy Ripley, Mike Tyson, and Tom Jones all locked and loaded. " well, this day got more ridiculous then it needed to be" Dan said. " Hey Dan, didn't expect to see you here, who the hell are these people?" Jon says. " Well, these are my daughters, these are my sons, and these are my granddaughters" Dan explains. " GOSH DIDDGITY DARN DAN, YOU HORN DOG!" Jon yells, " Yeah and he sure does like to ghost girls" Deb says jokingly. Jake Paul calmly says" Ok, listen.." , Jon then interrupts" NOW YOU LISTEN, I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW THIS, BUT YOU DON'T COME TO OUR PLANET AND START ENSLAVING OUR RACE, BECAUSE EVER ALIEN THAT HAS EVER TRIED TO CONQUER EARTH FAILED, AND BUDDY IF YOU THINK YOU CAN COME TO OUR PLANET AND JUST MAKE US SLAVES, WELL BUDDY, NOT HERE, NOT TODAY, NOT ON THIS PLANET, NOT ON THIS COUNTRY, NOT IN AMERICA", Debbie the interrupts and says" we're in France". Jon corrects himself" oh sorry, NOT IN FRANCE, WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM" ," FOR THE MUSIC WE SING" says the insane clown posse , " FOR THE GAMES WE PLAY" says the angry video game nerd, "FOR THE MOVIES WE WATCH" says Jackie Chan, Daisy Ripley and Peter Dinklage," FOR THE GRASS WE BURN" says snoop dogg, " I'M JUST HERE TO BUT A BULLET OR TWO IN JAKE" post Malone says, " I'VE BEEN WAITING TO FIGHT ALIENS SINCE MARS ATTACK" says Tom Jones, "I'M JUST DOING THIS BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO" Mike Tyson says, " AND I DOING BECAUSE I'M ELTON JOHN MOTHERFUCKERS" says Elton John.
Jake Paul then yells" ALRIGHT, well even with all these freaks and geeks, you are still going to die, TRISH, you, your dad, your daughters, your siblings, your niece and these geeks". "actually, I think all of us have a chance to kick your butt and save the world" Dana says heroically, " fuckin, dork" Deb mutters, Trish says in a stern voice" LANGUAGE". Jake Paul says arrogantly" HA, you think you , your family of freaks, and a bunch of celebrities can defeat the blodengerians, they may look like lame and generic aliens, no offense" one blodengerians makes a weird noise, Jake Paul continues" he says" none taken" in blodengerianish , their language isn't that hard to understand, anyway, they are a proud race who conquer planets like it's nothing"
"Well then, Mr Paul, care to proof that" Trish says, her and everyone go into a fighting position. " well, let's see if you can not only beat the blodengerians but us and their alien tech" Jake Paul says smug, two humanoid mechs with glass domes come out and Martin Shkreli and Jade Spencer jump in, Chad Tepper puts on a intimidating alien body gear, Erika Costell goes in a mech with electric whips , 6ix9ine goes in a small slick space ship that looked like something out of star wars, Tana Mongeau puts on a backpack and mechanical spider legs come out and pulls out a big gun, Gary Ridgway jumps in a spider like mech with guns between the glass dome, Anthony Trujiro and Ben Hampton jump in a mech bigger than the previous mechs with two swords with no glass dome, but with an intimidating pointy face, Justin Roberts Then jumps in a bird like mech and as a demonstration makes it breath fire, Piers Morgan jumps in a giant robotic hand, Brenton Tarrant jumps in humanoid smaller mecha designed like a knight with a green scarf and a spear with and oversized spearhead , Ann Coulter jumps in a mech with a intimidating face and big mouth with sharp teeth and giant sharp claws, Rush Limbaugh jumps in a giant mechanical lizard with red glowing eyes and a laser cannon tail and was like Ann Coulter's mech in the fact that it has sharp teeth and claws but it was humanoid, Morgz jumps in a ball shaped mech with no arms, 2 big red eyes and Kirby shaped feet, multiple long, big, skinny arms protruded from the mech and on the ends where buzz saws, Mark David Chapman puts on a backpack and 2 giant robotic hand and jumps on the ground, robotic hands first, Harvey Weinstein jumps in a cat like mech, and lastly Jake steps on a button on the platform he standing on a it turns into a mechanical version of his head with giant hands floating around it and it is the biggest out of all the mechs.
If I would put any music to this fight scene I'd recommend this( watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc), anyway everyone scatters out everyone fight killing a one blodengerians after another. hamster man fights with his martial arts, lyrla fires lasers from her hands, flies at mach speed, and rips them apart with her strength, Samantha Avidan fight with her claymore, whip, and knives, she also has 2 guns that holds only one bullets in them, but there is a button that reverse the bullet so it's ends up in the gun, she also combines this with her vampire strength, super speed super reflexes, walking on walls, hypnotises, and the ability to shapeshift into a wolf, a bat and a swarm of bats , armadillo woman combines her armadillo claws and shell with her martial arts, yo-yo man attacks with his trick yo-yo like bladed yo-yo, electric yo-yo, acid yo-yo, emp yo-yo, gun yo-yo, explosive yo-yo, grappling yo-yo, and that's all I can think of, Saturn man fires his lasers and throwing his Saturn rings slicing the blodengerians, Kylie producing anti-matter and Yuta Avidan shaping said anti-matter like clay, Jason Avidan and the rest aquile blus use their x-drivers and their 5 signature moves, like Jason's x-Thors, he can shoot lightning from his boots, can fly with his boots and has strong lightning kicks, Bruno( with his x-Tezcatlipoca's) has smoke themed abilities like smoke fist that makes his punches more powerful, summoning giant smoke fists, summoning a smoke dragon, and flying with smoke, Aria (with her x-Poseidon) has water themed abilities like summoning tidal waves(on land), fire a blast of scalding water, shooting a stream of pressurized water from her x-Poseidon also fly with her water, Paola ( with her x-Pele) has lava themed abilities like summoning mini volcanoes, a wave of lava, a stream of lava, a giant volcano for more damage, Matteo (with his x-Lokis) has illusion based abilities like making illusion duplicates, can trap enemies in illusions, like make someone think that a seconds last hours, can trap them in a traumatic memory(unfortunately they don't really have any traumatic memories), grant Matteo can only make illusions happen to someone as long as he points he hand at a target, he also has a special where he puts both of his hands on the ground which he can cast an 40 meter illusion field which he can make anyone see what every he wants them to see(the downside is it takes 2 minutes to start), Alessio(with his x-Cabrakan) has earth based abilities like, making mini earthquakes with a range of 1 km, make basketball sizes rock he uses projectiles, makes car size boulders he uses as projectiles, and for his special move he makes a field of rocky spikes from the ground ,Veronica Avian attacks raptor claws, tail and teeth and morphs her left hand into a laser gun with 3 settings like rapid fire, sniper, and a powerful beam that has a cooldown and when she pushes a button on her belt it pops out a handle and she pulls out a energy sword, she also has a jetpack, batlady combines her bat wings and claws with martial arts, Yuko Avidan uses hand jutsus like naruto to activate attacks like shooting fireballs ,a freezing breath from her mouth , can summon a wave of fire , make a rasengan, summon ice spears, make a tornado surround her, shoot a giant water dragon from her mouth and a stream of pressurized water , summoning pillars of rock to smash the blodengerians , rock fists and roots to tangle them and even crush them and a wood fist , shoot lightning from her hands and surround herself in an electric field, as well as attacking with strong punches and kicks with her speed and agility, Se Jun Avidan fighting with her explosive punches and kicks using her miz of Taekwondo and Hapkido,Sarah Avidan just throwing shit at the blodengerians and blowing them up as well as just touching them and blowing them up, Ann Avidan slicing blodengerians with her katana and creating things like spikes, giant hands and snakes, forcefields, and using her bloods to shoot herself up to higher places and using her blood the cling on the wall. and the celebrities do surprisingly fine, Jon with a GLOCK 19,Peter, Elton, The Insane Clown Posse, Jackie, Tom , and Snopp all with a SR-3 Vikhr, and Post Malone with Mossberg 500 Pump Shotgun, they shoot the aliens with their weapons, including avgn with his nes zapper and other gadgets, and Jackie Chan attacks with his guns and his cool kung fu, and same with Mike Tyson with his boxing. Dan, doing the only reasonable think he can think to do, sits on the ground and watches the battle in fear, hoping nothing hits, and nothing does.
Martin Shkreli tries to stomp Yuko and firing finger lasers at her, Yuko jumps around avoiding Martin's lasers and fires her rock fists at him, It destroys the head area of the mech, Martin survives hang off the back of the mech, the mech falls back and crushes Martin, killing him . Robert Bowers sneaks up on Dan, he has his left arm around Dan's neck and holding a SIG Sauer P226 in his right hand pointing at Dan's head, He yells" STOP WHERE EVERYONE IS, hehehe, I GOT YOUR JEW DAD AS A HOSTAGE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT HIM!". " What do you want Robert?" Trish asks," WHY IT'S REAL SIMPLE, KILL YOURSELVES SO MY ALIEN FRIENDS CAN CONQUER THIS PLANET, OR I'LL KILL YOUR DAD" Robert Bowers demanded . Just as finished saying his demands, Saturn man's ring slices Robert's right arm, blood gushing out of his arm, " YEAH, don't fuck with me or my family!" Dan says triumphal. Then just as Dan finished what he said, Saturn man blasts Robert Bowers, exploding his body into pieces, soaking Dan in Robert's blood. 6ix9ine flies around shooting at batlady, batlady dodging the lasers, batlady through a small hole in the wall, Trump crashes his ship, the ship's pod that had trump in it flies out, batlady breaks the glass," Fuck" trump says knowing his demise, batlady then devours 6ix9ine. Erika slashes at Deb with the mech's whips, Erika says" prepare to die you emo bitch", Deb says sarcastically" oh, no I some intimidated", Deb's chains clash with the whips, eventually the chains wrap around the whips restraining the mech, Deb's shadow fist punches the mech, the mech goes flying, crashing, destroying the mech, Deb floats over and burns Erika with her hellfire.
Chad Tepper faces Hamster man, " you and freaking family are dead ,freak" Chad taunts, " Tell me, Chad, have you studied all forms of martial arts?" Hamster man asks. " MAN, I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT" Chad says, he throws a kick at hamster man, hamster man dodges it, Chad recovers and throws another kick at hamster man, hamster man grabs Chad's leg and pins him to the ground, hamster man is about to break his leg, but then Chad hits the ground throwing them both in the air, Chad punches hamster man, hamster man dodges the punch, hamster man grabs Chad's arm and elbows Chad's nose, hamster man uses Chad as a cushion for the fall, Chad jabs at hamster man, hamster man blocks it, but it pushes him back, Chad punches, hamster man dodges, Chad jumps and prepares a kick, hamster man dodges this kick and punches Chad, Chad punches in the gut and the face, smashing him through a wall, Hamster man comes up all bloody, " HA, I TOLD YOU, YOU COULDN'T BEAT ME, YOUR FUCKED" Chad taunts, hamster man says" I won't get cocky", Chad yells" I CAN BE COCKY ALL THE FUCK I WANT TO" Chad throws his punches, hamster man grabs Chad's arms and rips on the mechanical arms, Chad with a shocked look on his face backs up, Chad tries to kick hamster man, but hamster man dodges it grabs Chad's back and rips apart the suit stripping Chad of his alien super suit, Chad walking back slowly in fear, hamster man walking to him slowly and ominous, Jontron pushes him aside and says" It's okay, I got him, you help your family" . hamster man goes away, leaving Jon and Chad, Chad mocks" HA, do you think you can stop me?, I'm going to kill your ass", Jon says" oh, I wouldn't say that, Chaddy boy" he then starts sing a parody song of chicken attack by Takeo ischi(here's a link to the video if you don't know what it is watch?v=miomuSGoPzI) and it's basically he does that but with Jacque instead of a chicken, Jacque kicks Chad 3 times, and punches him, Chad cowards away, 3 blodengerians, Jacque punches all three of them breaking their glass helmets, Jacque knocks Chad down with a punch, cactus elbows Chad, Harlem hangovers Chad, and warrior's way's him, finally stands Chad up, turns him around, Jontron comes up and shoves a grenade up Chad's ass, walks a few feet away from him, and shoots at the grenade exploding Chad, Jontron not looking at the explosion.
Piers Morgan tries smashing at Dana, Dana avoiding ever attack, Piers fires all the finger lasers, Dana counters the lasers with her energy balls, Piers eventually tries smashing at her, she puts up her forcefield, Piers tries smashing her forcefield, trying to wear it down, she eventually stops and jumps away from the Piers, Piers is stuck in the ground, Dana then jumps at Piers, he gets free and Dana misses, Piers fires a big laser from the mech's index finger and Dana fires her eyes lasers, the collision cause an explosion, Dana and Piers flies back, Piers with an angry look on his face, flies his mech in a fist towards Dana, Dana uses her energy punch and punches the mech, she explodes the mech, making it fly across the room, Piers strapped to his seat, he tries to get out , but then Dana comes up and shoots her lightening at him.
Tana Mongeau fires her laser gun, Se Jun dodges the lasers, "I'm going to blast your tranny ass to bits" nick says, " okay I get it you don't need to rub in my face" Se Jun says , Se Jun fires his energy balls, Tana tries to dodge it, but one energy ball hits her mech's leg. She staggers a bit, but she still continues to try kill Se Jun. Se Jun jumps around, dodge Tana's laser, until Se Jun gets close to Tana with her energy fist and with an explosive punch, blows up Tana's head, blood gushing out of her body . Hamster man is fighting some blodengerians when Steve Wright with a garrote wire comes up to hamster man and says" Listen Hamster man, you think you are tough shit, You defeated my friend, who you didn't kill, with you "hamster abilities" but I don't any alien tech to kick your ass, Jake will rule this world, and I will not rest until he does so, and I will start by killing you and skin your furry ass and have made into a nice hat, so come face if you dare" then with a swift and strong punch instantly kills Steve.
Jade Spencer tries to kill lyrla with her lasers, lyrla fires her energy beams at Jade's glass dome and vaporizes Jade's head, lyrla floats above the ground feeling proud about herself, when Jared Fogle sneaks up on her and touches her and says pedophiliac shit, and lyrla immediately rips out Jared's spine. Justin Roberts fires lasers and fire at yo-yo man, yo-yo man dodges all that stuff, yo-yo man throws his bladed yo-yos at Justin, but Justin dodges them, and tries to kill yo-yo man in the air, yo-yo man throws a explosive yo-yo at the mech's right leg, Justin to busy trying to kill yo-yo man doesn't even notice the yo-yo. The yo-yo explodes, blowing up the mech's right leg, the mech struggles to stay in air, yo-yo man throws an explosive yo-yo at the right wing, it explodes, the mech crashes to the ground, yo-yo man throws an acid yo-yo at the mech's head, but Justin tries to escape and the acid yo-yo ends up in his face, dissolving his face, killing him.
Anthony Trujiro and Ben Hampton tries to kill Ann (or blood girl if you want to call her that) by slashing down at her, but she immediately dodges it and makes a giant blood sword, they clash but Ann gets the upper hand on them due to her superior sword knowledge. Anthony and Ben's mech then splits into two and surround Ann, they stand in a striking position, Anthony and Ben strike but Ann makes her blood a hand and grapple up to the roof, and when she gets to a high enough point, makes a giant blood spike and drops it towards Anthony, he deflects it, so Ann runs down her blood spike and onto Anthony's mech's arm, he tries to squish her, but to no use, Ann makes it to the head a creates a blood spike and piercers it through the mech's head, it misses Anthony but Ann gets inside the mech and close to Anthony. Anthony turns around and sees Ann with a blade in her hand and a grin on her face," Don't worry, I'll kill that little cunt" Ben yells, he swings the mech's sword and other mech's head, cutting an upper part of the mech's head clean off and cutting Anthony in half, but failing to kill Ann who dodged it. " Did I get Anthony?, Anthony?" Ben ask, he come over to check the decapitated robot and then a giant blood hand comes out and slowly crushes the mech's head, killing Chance, " no one calls me a cunt" Ann says like a badass. Brenton faces off against Yuta, Brenton thrusts at Yuta, Yuta immediately makes a anti matter shield, but Brenton then slides back and jumps up with the spear head facing down and prepares to strike down Yuta. Fortunately, Yuta moves out of the way(he first moves the anti matter shield towards a blodengerian, killing it instantly) and makes anti matter shield above Yuta and it destroys the spearhead, But Brenton( determined to kill Yuta) swings the rod at Yuta trying to bash his brains. Yuta makes a anti matter wall besides him and it destroys the rod, Yuta then shoots a beam of anti matter straight through the mech(also Brenton) and it immediately explodes.
Mark David Chapman tries to crush Sarah Avidan, she manages to dodge it, Sarah throws rock at him and turns them into bombs, Chapman trying his damnest to dodge them, Mark throws a giant piece of the wall at Sarah, but she dodges it, Mark Picks up the wall piece, but Sarah turned the wall piece into a bomb, Sarah pushes down on her right hand with her thumb and then Mark David Chapman explodes. Morgz tries to kill Saturn man by swing his buzzsaws and the lasers that come out of the mech, Saturn man dodges the attack, Morgz gets the jump on him, but only manages to scratch his arm, Saturn man crashes to the ground, Morgz surrounds in buzzsaws, Saturn man uses his rings to block, he flies up to the head of the mech, Morgz tries to shoot him down, but Saturn man dodges it, Saturn man tries to punch through the mech, but doesn't get far, so Saturn man gets all his rings back, he proceeds to cut through the mech, Morgz shoots at Saturn man with his GLOCK 17 but dodges it," was that your best attempt of killing me?" Saturn man asks, "NA BROTHER, that was" morgz says as Saturn man turns around he sees all of the buzzsaws pointed towards him, the buzzsaws lunge towards Saturn man, but he dodges it and it hits Morgz instead.
Gary Ridgway tries to kill armadillo woman, he fires the mechs lasers and runs towards armadillo woman, but she simply rolls away from Gary, armadillo woman leads Gary towards some blodengerians, Mike almost runs them over, but he stops and uses the mech's spider legs to crawl on the walls, Gary goes on the other side of the blodengerians, but can't find armadillo woman. Armadillo woman is under the mech and proceeds to dig her way through the mech, the mech is destroyed, but Gary gets his shotgun and proceeds to blasts the floor but misses armadillo woman. Armadillo woman bursts through the floor and stabs Gary in the chest. Harvey Weinstein has his eyes on Jason and the aquila blus, his mech runs towards them. Alessio summons his spiky rock field which staggers and even makes holes the mech, Bruno jumps up and socks the mech with his smoke fists, this staggers the mech greatly, the guns on the mech's back and its tail start firing at the rest of the aquila blus, The gang dodging and destroying some of the guns, surprisingly Harvey manages to shoot and kill the aquila blus with one nearly broken gun on the mech's tail, but(no surprise) it was an illusion created by Matteo, Jason is in midair next to Harvey, and kicks straight through the mech. Jason's kick was so powerful, it looks like it was shot with a really big gun(also Harvey Weinstein was position where Jason do that powerful kick, so he's pretty dead).
Ann Coulter tries to slash at Samantha with the mech's claws, Samantha dodges the claws. Ann slashes again, but Samantha turns into a bat and becomes too small for Ann to hit. Samantha gets near the mech's head, Ann tries to squish Samantha but is too quick and reached the mech's head, she cut a hole in its head. Ann gets scared and moves off her seat, Samantha shoots Ann's neck and drinks the blood from it. Rush Limbaugh tries to kill Veronica Avidan, Rush fires the mech's missiles at Veronica but she activates the jetpack and flies, dodging and shooting the missiles. Rush fires the laser cannon, but Veronica dodges it and cuts it with her energy sword and processes to cut the rest of the tail. Rush turns the mech around and tries to slash veronica with the mech's claws, but Veronica blasts it with her lasers, and destroys the mech's head. Rush tries to escape but Veronica immediately jumps near Rush and eats him.
Finally, Jake Paul tries to kill Trish, he makes the mech fire a ton of lasers, but Trish dodges them. Jake tries to crush Trish, but she dodges it. Trish continues to fire at the mech slowly but surely chipping away at the mech. Trish fires her laser at Jake's mech, it pierces right through the mech, making a big hole in it. Unfortunately, It doesn't completely destroy the mech, just nearly destroyed, Jake launches the mech's floating fists at Trish, Trish charges up her energy punch for both her hands, the two fists collide and explode. There is a fog of smoke and it goes quiet. Then 2 destroyed hands on the mech start flying straight towards Jake's mech, and crash right into it. The mech, with all the damage it had taken, the crashes to the ground. A bruised and bloody Jake Paul crawls out of the mech, Post Malone walks up to Jake." Any last words, Bitch" Post Malone says, " wait, just one" Jake says, "WHAT ARE THOSES ?" Jake yells pointing at post malone's shoes, post malone then blows Jake's head off with his shotgun.
The blodengerian king pissed off that his army and Jake Paul's mates are losing a bunch of weirdoes. So, he decides to take matters into his own hands, so he jumps off the platform and activates his rocket boots, presses a button and his suit's wrist and it a blade shoots out of the right side of his suit. The king flies down avoiding all the action that he can and goes for Dan(who is easy target). The king is about to kill Dan at a high speed, Dan too scared to move, he puts his hands over his head in fear, as the king approaches closely towards Dan, A dead blodengerian drops in front and he trips on the blodengerian, flies over Dan and cracks his helmet, this causes the blodengerian king to suffocate due lack of his own air, and dies , which like pretty much every kind of evil species, once the leader is destroyed, every blodengerian explodes(I mean more so their suits if anything, but their dead so).
"Well, that was something, never thought I'd seen so much death in my life" Dan says," Well, We also did in turn save the world in the process" Dana comments, " And ,most importantly, no one conveniently got badly hurt" Trish stated. "YEAH, every last one of us, especially you gramps, and you just sat on the ground, didn't die, and that's even going to our celebrity guests" Deb exclaims, Dan replies" Yeah, well, I'm not complaining, although, Jon and uhhhhhh?" "Just call me James" the angry video game nerd says "Yeah, How that things with that nes zapper firing an energy beam , firing lasers from that super scope and Jacque turning a weird guy with a mask?" Dan asked, "What are you talking about we always had this?" Jontron says in a creepy voice, Dan nervously says" ok"." Nah, we're just bullshiting ya, we sold our souls to the devil "Jon replies "Ok" Dan says sheepishly.
After all that, Dan takes all his offsprings to the game grumps office to show them to everyone there, Arin, Suzi, Brain, Barry, and Ben try to not to look weirded out, Ross walks up to Dan with a smug look on his face, puts his hand on Dan's shoulder and says" Haa, they grow up so fast", Dan looks at Ross with a disgruntled and says quietly but aggressively " shut the fuck up ross"
Once Dan introduced his brood to his friends he decided to make sure that his kids(and if Veronica is his granddaughter), he decides to take them to maury like Ann said. And they all his kids are his kids (and Veronica is his granddaughter) , oh and It's not a Bojack Horseman scenario where It's another of Dan's relative is one of his kid's dads.
And After that, he decides to take his offsprings to his parents. Dan's mom and sister try to not acted all freaked out by this circumstance, his nephews just give a confused/ weirded out faces, and Avi just looks at Dan with a gives Dan a look of total confusion puts his hands up and says" DAN WHAT THE FUCK".
And after all that, It's time for the buttmonkey question of the day, If you found out you had kids who look older then you(or just find out you already have grandchildren) how would you react? Well that's my lengthy game grumps fanfic hope some off you enjoyed it, and hey If someone at game grumps are reading this(I mean hey you never know) I have a few game ideas you make want to play for the channel like lobotomy corporation, punch planet , omen of sorrow, fantasy strike, mega man star force 1-3, wizard of oz game on snes, Jenny Leclue, violent storm, Fearmonium, tales of zestiria, brave fencer musashi, One Punch Man: A Hero Nobody Knows, evil zone, live a live, Tokyo Mirage Sessions FE, crystar, lost ruins, knights of the round, Feel The Magic XY-XX, Toilet in Wonderland, kung fu chaos, one step from eden, stone protectors game, Paradise Killer, no cure, demon turf, the unholy society, racoon simulator, Sexy Serial Killer, lost odyssey, Jef, Cube Gothic, Hades, Toonstruck, helltaker, granblue fantasy versus, exo one, tough guy fighting game, Aquamarine , jojo's bizarre adventures all stars battle(too bad eyes of heaven doesn't have a two player mode), sengoku neo geo, final fantasy 6 , monster rancher, knights of the nightmare, Bravery Network Online, death stranding, stella glow, hippodrome game, cybermage, crossing void global, cloud meadow, AdventNEON, ESTIGMA game, mr maze , any other mario rpg or super paper mario or paper mario and the origami king, Hylics 1 and 2, maneater, spec ops the line, we. the revolution, fight of gods, Final Fantasy IX , fight of animals, house pixel game, buck bumble, Midnight Castle Succubus, hamtaro ham-hams unite, custom robo, shank 1 and 2, blue reflection, people playground, YIIK, Gotcha Force, Kirby Air Ride, wario world, solar smash, zatch bell mamodo forever, no more heroes 1-3 and travis strikes back, killer 7, Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare, slam masters, let it die, katawa shoujo , sonic suggests, lost kingdoms, mdk, Battle Circuit, ninja clowns, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Pathologic game 1 and 2, glover, psychonauts 1 and 2, battle monsters, sonic smackdown, steel assault, Panzer Paladin, the office game, F.I.S.T., Ninja Baseball Bat Man, mushroom men the spore wars, postal 2, pu-li-ru-la, bloodroots, Spidersaurs, toilet kids game, the baby in yellow, nickelodeon all star brawl, hakoniwa explorer plus, cruixleur sigma, punch time explosion, aztek forgotten gods, wu tang shaolin style, captain bible, yugioh duel links, monster girl quest, Giraffe and Annika, Suburban Commandos the game, Unearthed: Trials of Idn Battuta, going under dungeon crawler, little adventure on the prairie , power quest, bayonetta 1 and 2, eternal fighter zero, power stone, super duck arcade game, mad dash racing game, AI: The Somnium Files, J.J. Squawkers, warparth jurassic park, the world ends with you and NEO: the world ends with you ,dmc devil may cry , indivisible, crime patrol, driven out game, Earl's Day Off, hypnospace outlaw, marlow briggs the mask of death, Kimetsu no Yaiba: Hinokami Keppuutan, six cats under, dandara, Captain Tomaday, firestriker, sigma star saga, whacked!, Quest 64, granny simulator, pimp my ride game, wizard of oz beyond the yellow brick road , ni no kuni 1 and 2, LISA the painful and the joyful, final fantasy 7, Eiyuu Senki: the world conquest, Tomak- save the world love story, brutal legend, Yuyu Hakusho forever, castlevania 64 , jotun game, yume nikki, ftl faster than light, nefarious(game), Castle in the Clouds game, Spawn: In the Demon's Hand, primal rage, 50 cent bulletproof and 50 cent blood in the sand, chaos war, the aka-champion come on baby, beavis and butthead bunghole in one, red ocean , lollipop chainsaw, guts fighting game, bomberman act zero, Alisa: The Awakening, them's fightin herds , armjoe, inspector gadget ps1, My Girlfriend is the President, Creature to koi shiyo! KokonoeKokoro , Metamorphic Force, Drakengard 1-3, Magical Starsign, Groove on Fight, Biofreaks, Cardinal Syn, Astra Super Stars, devotion horror game, flintstones the rescue of dino and hoppy, Twin Goddesses, Dark Rift, Everhood, Dragon Quest 11, CROSSNIQ+, omori, tokaidenso angel eyes, rocky rodent, record of lodoss war: deedlit in wonder labyrinth, teratopia , gigabash, x-blades, too human, kill la kill if, Metal Wolf Chaos, spectrobes, mcfarlane's evil prophecy, Armored Warriors, Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan, Friday Night Funkin, lost odyssey , NIGHT OF THE CONSUMERS, dallas quest, el shaddai ascension of the metatron, Obocchama Kun game, grim fandango, cookie cutter from MCV, the adventures of chris, platonic paranoia , never again, puppeteer, no straight roads, dragon marked for death, black belt challenge, lost in random, okage shadow king , nier and nier automata, ninja warriors game, tribal hunter , polar express game, overgrowth, speed brawl, growl beat-em up game, space funeral, one piece burning blood, the mystery of the druid, criticom, balan wonderland, megaman battle network 1-6, zombie vikings, fire girl, cult of the lamb, wargroove, Time Twist, Tormented Souls,Golden axe the duel, xenophage alien bloodsport, Holy Umbrella, three dirty dwarves, rocket power extreme arcade, Crypt of the NecroDancer and Crypt of the NecroDancer amplified, time killers, Juken Jigoku , BCV: battle construction vehicles , Charlie Gets Fired , waku waku 7, at the dead of night, night in the woods, megaman x7, PenPen TriIcelon ,rise and shine, solatorobo , manhunt, thrill kill, katana zero, yui-gi-oh 5ds wheel breaker, night slashers x, bleach shattered blade, E's Laf, psychonauts , final fantasy dissida, brutal paws of fury, darkest dungeons, vince voodoo, metal gear rising revengence, grim jr, Tao Feng Fist of the Lotus, Catherine , casper ps1 and casper friends all around the world ,asura's wraith, wild woody , baten kaitos, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit , xenogears, skullgirls 2nd encore, and Bubsy 1-5(I mean, I'm not sure if they'll read this by you never know), well, stay safe, take care, and have a nice day.