Jesus VS Jehovah
Jehovah was bored. He had promised Noah to never flood the earth again, but was starting to regret his promise.
Therefore, he decided to put on some music. He played „God Is A DJ" by Faithless.
Jesus was not OK with it. He formed a metal band and played the bass guitar so loud that Moses wondered about the noise.
Once again the Pharisees gathered and told Moses to murder Jesus. Moses listened and now Jesus is dead, crying „My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"
Jehovah laughed his butt off and whispered: „I'm glad that no one knows that I am actually Satan."