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A/N: I'll refer to AU Naruto as Naru. And Canon Naruto as Naruto.

Naru couldn't wrap his head around what he just heard. "You mean to tell me that your tailed beasts aren't actual demons?"

Naruto nodded. "Yeah, they aren't actual demons."

Again, Naru couldn't wrap his head around anything he was hearing. "How? How the fuck does chakra have sentience?"

Naruto couldn't help but sigh at that question. Seriously, his alternate self was saying his world didn't make any sense?

"And how do you seal actual fucking demons into children?"

"Sealing, duh." Was Naru's short and concise answer.

"Oh yeah, sealing. The ninja art that allows you, people, to rewrite fucking reality. Don't like the blue color of the sky? Fuinjutsu that shit to make it become green. Oh, you don't like the shinobi system, use fuinjutsu and control foreign particles and program said particles with fuinjutsu to enter the brains to make it impossible to do a sin. And if they do a sin, they get whipped out of existence. Next you're going to tell me you can use fuinjutsu to bring back dinosaurs into existence." Naruto threw his arms up into the air. Again, how was this guy saying his world was weird when they can use fuinjutsu to practically anything? Want to rewrite the entire fabric of reality? Fuinjutsu. Want to end world hunger? Fuinjutsu that shit. Want Sakura to get over Sasuke? Fuinjutsu that shit.

'Seriously, these are all miracles. Wait, are fuinjutsu masters from this wonky world be considered miracle workers.' Naruto internally mused.

"You guys need to use some weird-looking gang signs to use ninjutsu."

Gang signs? Did this guy just... Ugh.

"They're called hand seals. Not gang signs. And that's what's weird. You can just do any jutsu you want without hand seals. Like you just do ninjutsu. How does chakra even work like that? Just does whatever you want on a whim?"

"And you people die whenever you have a tailed beast removed from you? What the actual hell? Where I'm from whenever a tailed beast is removed from a jinchuriki, the jinchuriki becomes very healthy and has their power greatly increased."

Naruto looked at his alternate self with a face devoid of emotion.

Naru wasn't completely comfortable with the look he was receiving. "Why you are looking at me like that?"

"You're fucking me with me, aren't you?"

Naru raised an eyebrow, "Uh no? Anyway... Oh hey, Hinata!" In came the version of Hinata from the alternate world. She looked like Hinata. If she was confident in her looks. And by this, she looked like a stripper.

"Hello, Naruto-san. Can you tell me where Sasuke-kun is?"

"Which Sasuke?" Naruto asked.

"The one from my world." Naru answered.

"Hm, is that him over there?" Naru pointed out.

"Hello there Hinata-chan. Beautiful as always." The alternate Sasuke was sure to flash a smile.

Insert ahegao.

Naruto turned to Naru, "What the fuck did I just see?"

"Hinata has the hots for Sasuke."

"Out of all the wonky whack shit I heard today, that's the weirdest."

The end.