Hello, everyone! PHANTOMKNIGHTMARE47 here with the first chapter of my newest Devil May Cry crossover known as Jacob Desmond: Tales Of A Demon Hunter, it has themes from the original DMC Games, and the DMC Remake. Basically, the plot goes like this, Jacob Desmond is a Nephilim, a hybrid between an Archangel father and a Demoness mother who wanted to forge peace between the forces of Heaven and Hell. However, a new demonic threat named Devarak is sending an army of Demons and other monsters to attack the surface, he killed Jacob's father and had his mother condemned to the most nightmarish portion of Hell. Before this happened, they gifted Jacob two sword Devil Arms, and three firearms. Now, Jacob is grown up, and travelling the world via an airship, the U.S.S Tatsumaki. He then starts to ally himself with S.T.A.R.S, Frank West, Ryu Hayabusa, and other heroes in stopping monstrous foes. Will he succeed? Find out in JACOB DESMOND: TALES OF A DEMON HUNTER!

Disclaimer: Devil May Cry, Dead Rising, Resident Evil, and Darkstalkers are all by CAPCOM. Ninja Gaiden is by Team Ninja, Lollipop Chainsaw is by Suda51, Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate is by Kouta Hirano and Studio Madhouse, Rosario+Vampire is by Akihisa Ikeda, Trollhunters and Tales Of Arcadia are by Guillermo del Toro and Netflix, Blood-C is by CLAMP and Production I.G, Danny Phantom is by Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon, Martin Mystery is by Marathon Animation Group, Soul Eater is by Atsushi Okubo, RWBY is by Monty Oum (Requiescat In Pace), Kerry Shawcross, and RoosterTeeth Animation, etc.

Rated M for language, suggestive themes, violence, character death, etc.

Pairings: OCxHarem, JillxOC, FrankxHsien-ko, JonxFelicia, TsukunexMoka, GineixKurumu, AlucardxSeras, DannyxDiana, Ruby RosexDeath The Kid, etc.

I own nothing else. Read, review, and no flames!

Chapter One: The Calm Before the Storm

Location: Red Grave City

It cuts to a really tall building in the city, and a figure who resembled Yoshikage Kira with Vergil's hairstyle was on the phone with someone.

"Yes, Yes. By close of trading on Friday... no you can't have more time. You know the terms, you know the consequences..." said the man, sounding like Momonga from Overlord " No this is not a veiled threat. This is a direct one. Should you fail to comply, the collapse of the economy will be on your head. I will make sure that you are stripped of power, shamed and hated. Is that clear enough for you? Well, Friday it is then... You have a good night, Mr. President."

With that, the man then changed into his true, demonic form. He looked like Olympius from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue crossed with Overlord Inves Baron from Kamen Rider Gaim. This was Devarak, one of Mundus' trusted generals.

"Soon, my master..." said Devarak "Soon, all of those wretched Demon Hunters will be found and exterminated."

A lesser demon then walked up to Devarak, kneeling before him "Milord, we have found another Demon Hunter, one who possesses the powers of an Angel and a Demon."

"Blasted Nephilim." said Devarak "Those atrocities should have been exterminated a long time ago. It's bad enough that the Human-Demon hybrid Son of Sparda has defeated my master, Mundus, and banished him back to Hell."

"What will you do when you find the Nephilim demon hunter, Jacob Desmond?" said the lesser demon

"I will tear open his chest with my bare hands, and feast on his still-beating heart as he watches." said Devarak

Meanwhile, in the creek in Red Grave City, it shows a giant airship that resembled the Misfortune's Keep crossed with the Thousand Sunny and the Destiny's Bounty, and the figurehead was a roaring European dragon. This was the U.S.S Tatsumaki. Inside was a young man with a lean and muscular build in his bed. He had black hair with purple at the roots styled like L Lawliet from Death Note, and he had odd-eyes. His left eye was deep blue, and his right eye was apple green. He had a mark similar to Dante's from the Devil May Cry Remake on his upper back, and when it shone, all the scratches and bruises on his body from a night of rough partying instantly healed and disappeared. This was Jacob Desmond, a Nephilim who often hunted and killed Demons on a regular basis. He was currently in his skivvies. He had multiple posters based off of his favorite anime and manga franchises like RWBY, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba, Hellsing Ultimate, Tokyo Ghoul, My Hero Academia, etc. He also had a PlayStation 5, XBOX Series S, and Nintendo Switch for gaming consoles. He had five bookshelves with various books, such as Harry Potter, Percy Jackson And The Olympians, Heroes Of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase And The Gods Of Asgard, Trials Of Apollo, etc. He also had GunPla models of Gundam Exia, Destiny Gundam, Musha Gundam, Gundam Epyon, Burning Gundam, etc, as well as some LEGO Ninjago models too. Amongst the ship were various Felynes from the world of Monster Hunter, working around the clock in making sure that the airship is in tip-top condition. He heard someone knocking on the door, so he got dressed up in grey and black attire which was a hybridization between DMC1 Dante, Aincrad Arc Kirito, and Yozora from KH3 ReMIND, and looked to see a black-haired woman with heterochromia. This was Lady, a veteran Demon Hunter who uses guns in combat.

"I'd never thought I'd see an actual hybrid between an Archangel and a Demon." said Lady, looking at Jacob

"Yeah, well, you're lookin' at one." said Jacob, sounding like Riku from Kingdom Hearts. "I'm Jacob Desmond. I'm a Demon Hunter."

"Listen, we're gonna need all the help we can get, since Dante is trapped in the Underworld for possibly the remainder of his life." said Lady, suddenly, she noticed the atmosphere change, and some lizard-like demons emerged from portals. Suddenly, the marking on Jacob's upper back glowed and a sword materialized. It resembled Marth's Falchion crossed with the Sword Of Omens and the Valentine Snake Sword from SoulCalibur V. Another sword appeared on his hip, resembling a Dark Dragon Samurai Katana from AdventureQuest Worlds crossed with Harusame from Shaman King. The sword on his back was known as Helsing, after the famous Vampire Hunter, Abraham van Helsing, and the katana on his hip was known as the 'Uncanny Sword', Masamune. Suddenly, two spectral demons in the form of Helsing and Masamune's Demon forms appeared. Helsing's demon from resembled Thancred Waters from Final Fantasy crossed with Connor Kenway from Assassin's Creed, while Masamune's Demon Form resembled Haohmaru from Samurai Shodown mixed with Amidamaru from Shaman King

"Let's wreck their shit, guys." said Jacob, grabbing hold of Helsing's handle

"Agreed." said Helsing, sounding like Sebastian Michealis from Black Butler

"I've been itching for spilling some Demon blood." said Masamune, sounding like Tommy Oliver from Power Rangers.

With that, Jacob started wielding Helsing like how Takenaka Hanbei from Sengoku Basara weilds his snake-sword, Kansetsuken, his sword's blade divided into segments and held together by several steel chords like Renji Abarai's zanpaku-to, Zabimaru. He then entered an iaido stance with Masamune, and delivered several shockwave slashes, and started to slowly sheathe his weapon.

"Hanauta San-Cho...YAHAZU-GIRI!" said Jacob, fully sheathing his katana as the slashes took effect, slicing apart the demons. He then looked to see two handguns similar to Ebony and Ivory from the remake of Devil May Cry, one was gold and vermillion, one was silver and cyan, alongside them was a demonic shotgun similar to Coyote-A crossed with Revenant from the DMC remake in appearance. The two handguns were Apollo and Artemis, and the shotgun was Backlash. Jacob snatched all three guns no problem. Apollo's demon form resembled Desna from Legend Of Korra while Artemis resembled Desna's twin sister, Eska. Backlash resembled Erron Black from Mortal Kombat crossed with John Marston from Red Dead Redemption.

"Howdy, partner." said Backlash, sounding just like John Marston

"Glad to see you're still kicking some Demon asses, Jake." said Apollo, sounding like Gyomei Himejima from Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba crossed with Sakaki from .hack/G.U

"We're ready, willing and able." said Artemis, sounding like Korra.

"Glad to hear, guys." said Jacob, as he saw Nero, Kyrie, and Nico arrive in Nero's van, which was a mobile Devil May Cry demon-hunting branch.

"I can already tell..." said Jacob, smirking "That this'll be one of a kick-ass, goddamn, mother-fuckin' HELLUVA PARTY!" with that, the team walked inside the Tatsumaki, as it was about ready to lift off

Location: World of Rosario+Vampire

Youkai Academy

It cuts to a teenaged boy named Tsukune Aono, who became the first Human to attend Youkai Academy, which was a school made for monsters, by monsters. He made a lot of friends and foes in the school, some of his friends being Ginei Morioka, a perverted Werewolf, Kurumu Kurono, a Succubus, Yukari Sendo, a Witchling, Mizore Shirayuki, a yuuki-onna, and Rubi Tojou, a Higher Witch. Among them all, was Moka Akashiya, a Vampiress who Tsukune harbored feelings for. It later cuts to Tsukune walking with Ginei around campus. Tsukune and Gin used to butt heads back when Ginei tried to frame Tsukune for being a Peeping Tom.

"Man, Ginei, I've been having a hard time in admitting my feelings for Moka, but I haven't worked up the courage to do so yet." said Tsukune

"It's gonna take time, Tsukune, just relax." said Ginei, looking through a volume of Icha-Icha Paradise.

(Author's Note: This is a reference to the Naruto series. For those wondering, Icha-Icha Paradise and the rest of the Icha-Icha book series are novels written by Naruto's godfather, Jiraiya)

"Man, why do you still read those books?" said Tsukune "I mean, you got Kurumu PREGNANT thanks to those!"

"It's the best way we could express our feelings for one another." said Ginei "That, and I was in heat."

"And you thought that getting Kurumu pregnant with SEXTUPLETS was a good idea?" said Tsukune was a sour look on his face.

"Tsukune Aono" uttered a voice from out of nowhere, and Tsukune looked to see the canals, and saw some rock shards covering something that was glowing blue.

"Do rocks know how to talk?" said Tsukune, hearing a voice coming from the rocks

"Dude, it's just a pile of k-spar, besides, minerals don't talk. Unless you count Golems." said Ginei, as Tsukune fished out a compact metal amulet with intricate metal parts inside the external framework. In the center of it was a glowing blue stone

"Was this little trinket...uttering my name?" said Tsukune. Ginei then wondered if some other monsters were pulling pranks on Tsukune and him.

"ALRIGHT, WHO'S DOING THIS!?" said Ginei, with a dead serious expression "WE DEMAND THAT YOU SHOW YOURSELVES!"

Suddenly, the clock bell on the top of the school tolled, prompting the boys to yelp in alarm

"Oh shoot!" Tsukune yelped "It's almost time for class!"

"We'd better scram! ASAP!" said Ginei. With that, the two boys raced to the school building, and peeking through the grates were six golden yellow eyes.

"It chose a Human attending a school meant for monsters?" said the figure that the eyes belonged to.

(To be continued)

Next time: While going through his usual routine in class, Tsukune meets two Guardian Trolls in the form of Blinkous Galadrigal, or 'Blinky' and AAARRRGGHH!, a former Gum-Gum soldier who became a pacifist, who reveal that Tsukune has been chosen to protect Humans and Monsters alike from Gunmar and his forces as the Trollhunter. When Demons attack Youkai Academy, Tsukune puts his new powers to the test in helping Jacob face off against these forces of Hell.

Next Time: Tsukune Aono, Trollhunter.