"Season three of Total Drama, folks! The world is gonna be mine From sea to shining sea. Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a free-reign traveling team and freakshow. They'll be competing all around the globe,For another million dollars. Sooooo, let's meet our players." Chris announced as a bus showed up.
"First up is Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, and Leshawna." Chris announced as the five aforementioned competitors got out of the bus.
Heather then intentionally stopped walking causing Gwen to bump into her.
"Are there reserved seats? I.E, can I have one not behind Heather's phony hair ponytail?" Gwen asked angrily.
"Um my extensions are real hair." Heather remarked.
"You learn something new every day." Duncan joked making Gwen laugh.
Gwen and Duncan then exchange glances to Courtney's anger as she glares at the two.
Chris then keeps announcing the contestants "Lindsay, Justin, Harold, Owen, and DJ."
Justin and Lindsay get out of the bus happily but DJ is seen carrying Owen out as Owen shrieks with fear. "Sweet strawberry preserves nohohohoho."
"He's afraid of flying, remember." DJ reminded the host.
"Aerophobia, from the Latin; as opposed to aeronausiphobia, the fear of air sickness." Harold explained smugly as he got out of the bus.
"Keep up the fascinating facts and I'm going to go aueronauseaus all over you." Noah says stoically.
"And returning favorites, Noah, Cody, Eva, and Ezekiel." Chris said as the four stepped out of the bus.
Ezekiel is seen awkwardly waving to the competitors who glare at him for his comments from season one.
"Hey guys it's the Zeke eh, ready to compete in this season, so where's the plane eh." Ezekiel said.
"Shut it sexist pig." Eva warned the homeschooler.
"Yes ma'am." Ezekiel gulped.
Izzy then jumped out of the bus "Alright Izzy's back, let's fly woohoo."
"Yep Izzy's back and so is Tyler and former aftermath host Bridgette." Chris said as both campers mentioned got out of the bus.
"And now to mix things up a little to keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors. He's an honour roll student with a diplomat for a dad, and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species, Alejandro!" Chris introduced the new competitor who got off the bus.
"Hola amigos, I am happy to be competing with you all." Alejandro said introducing himself.
"And she's a sugar-addicted super fan, with 16 Total Drama blogs, Sierra!" Chris introduced the newbie who then got out of the bus.
"Oh my gosh I love you guys and this is the greatest day of my life- hoo ha hoo ha, anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into." Sierra squealed.
Sierra's eyes then widened as she saw Cody and ran up to him "OMG Cody I dreamt of this moment only you weren't wearing a shirt." Sierra said weirding out Cody.
"Geez she's a freak." Eva whispered to Noah who snickered.
The plane then showed up but it looked rusty.
"Um, excuse me, I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane." Courtney raised her hand.
"Relax it's perfectly safe." Chris said as a piece of the plane fell out "All aboard."
"No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom! No I can't do this." Owen rambled on as Chris' expression became deadpan as he knocked Owen out with a frying pan.
"Anyone else got a problem with this?" Chris asked the cast.
"Nope." Cody answered quickly.
"Love it." Lindsay rubbed the back of her head.
"Dibs on the window seat." Bridgette called out.
"Now boarding. Onto our voyage for one million big ones! We're saving YOU a first class seat for all the action right here! On Total...Drama..Worrrrrrrllddd Touuuuuuuuuur!" Chris announced.
"Seriously?" Duncan asked incredulously.
(after theme song)
The camera cuts to inside the kitchen of the plane where Chris and the contestants were.
"Singing really, I thought Chris was joking about that." Gwen said in shock.
"Well I don't have a problem about it." Courtney smiled.
"Yeah cuz you like singing." Leshawna said.
"Well I don't. Girls sing, little birdies sing, Duncans do NOT sing." Duncan exclaimed.
"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked Leshawna.
"I'll beat you if you try." Duncan exclaimed holding up a fist to Harold.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather asked angrily.
"Singing reality shows are HUGE! And, the worse the singing, the higher the ratings! Which! Is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals, or WARNING!" Chris explained as the contestants began complaining.
"Anywho! This is the dining area where you will enjoy in-flight meals!" Chris explained.
"Ugh this place is just gross." Justin recoiled in disgust.
"Is there a ladies room?" Leshawna asked the host.
"Just down through here." Chris said pointing to the left.
"Good because I gotta make a deposit." Leshawna said walking to the direction the bathroom was in.
Confessional:
Leshawna closes the door when she sees a camera.
"There's a camera in the potty? AGAIN? UGH! Can't a sister get a LITTLE privacy on this program!?" Leshawna asked incredulously.
Confessional Ends
"Losing teams will enjoy the luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations!" Chris explained as he showed the campers the loser class.
"Okay but where are our beds?" Lindsay asked the host.
"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris asked the chubby guy as we see Owen strapped to a bench.
"Plane… No!..." Owen mumbled in his sleep.
"That does NOT look comfortable." Heather exclaimed with a frown.
"No comfort for harnesses and an emergency exit. But! No comfort here, here, or here!" Chris said.
"OMG Chris I am just LOL." Sierra laughed.
"We should hit the winner's compartment eh because this place stinks eh." Ezekiel said.
"So does your breath homeschool." Noah recoils in disgust.
The camera then cuts to first class.
"This is the first class cabin, the domain of each week's winners." Chris explained.
"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve." Alejandro flirts with Lindsay.
"They have ladies in first class too? Oh! Me! You meant me!" Lindsay said, touched by Alejandro's words Heather then became suspicious.
Cockpit Confessional:
"I can see right through that guy." Heather commented "You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet."
Chef was seen in the driver's seat "Maybe for you, I'm trying to prepare for a flight here!"
"Hello venting shh, anyway, new guy so transparent so fake so…" Heather ranted before Chef interrupted her "Would ya stop talking I gotta get ready to fly the plane."
"Ugh, fine forget this." Heather said leaving.
Confessional Ends
"Man that guy's as smooth as mama's gravy." DJ said.
"I don't understand, Lindsay's supposed to like me." Tyler said dejected.
"Well you should probably talk to her." DJ advised.
"Good idea." Tyler said before tapping on Lindsay's back.
Tyler, you're back yay." Lindsay squealed before hugging Tyler.
"Oh is she your girlfriend, I am terribly sorry I have not watched the show before auditioning." Alejandro apologized.
"It's okay bro." Tyler said happily.
We then cut to another luxurious compartment that looks better than First Class.
"Whoa, Where are we now?" Cody asks. "A grand piano? A burning fireplace? AND a personal hot tub with an LED lightshow?"
"How do I win this? My lovely LeShawna loves a hot tub!" Harold asked happily.
"Slow down tiger these are my quarters aka off limits, got it?" Chris warned Harold.
"Crystal." Harold said solemnly, holding his head low.
"Oh Chris I heart your limits." Sierra said happily.
Confessional:
"Anyway with Ale-whatever looking like a real threat my only option is to make friends with the new girl but pretending to like that is gonna be hard, I do not heart the new girl." Heather said, annoyed.
Confessional Ends
We then cut to the dining hall where Chris and the rest of the contestants are at.
"Aaaand that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and the alley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later. When I 'accidentally' lock you in them." Chris said.
The plane shakes and so does Bridgette who accidentally falls on Alejandro's lap.
"Senorita are you okay?" Alejandro seductively asked.
"I'm fine thanks." Bridgette said getting off of Alejandro's lap.
Alejandro was flabbergasted at how she was not attracted to him.
"One thing you're probably wondering is where the elimination ceremony takes place, well it takes pace in here." Chris pointed to the elimination room.
Chris and the contestants are then shown in the elimination room.
"If you do not receive a barf bag full of airline issued peanuts then you will be forced to take the Drop of Shame with a parachute." Chris explained. "Alright time to take off."
The contestants are now in the dining area.
"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, I also happen to know that your birthday is April 1st, your my very own April fool." Sierra said in bliss.
"That's probably more insulting than you intended." Justin said weirded out.
A music bell rings as Chris shows up in a tuxedo.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time, so, let's hear it." Chris explains.
"What are we supposed to sing?" Eva asked incredulously.
"You have to make it up as you go, wouldn't be challenging otherwise." Chris smirked.
(Song begins)
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra and Lindsay: Up, Up, Up, Up!
Harold, Cody, DJ and Tyler: Sing Sing Sing Sing!
Bridgette, Courtney, Eva, Heather, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay and Sierra: We're flying.
Alejandro, DJ, Harold, Justin, Noah, Owen, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone (except Duncan, and Gwen): We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us.
Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us.
Izzy: We got a lot of crazy tune to bust.
Leshawna: Come fly with us.
Eva: Come fly with us.
Alejandro: It's a pleasure and an honor and a must.
Alejandro grabs Leshawna and Eva's hands making them giggle, Alejandro smirks at the camera.
Duncan: Dudes, this is messed, you're singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane.
Gwen: Yeah, but guys, you're singing on TV!
Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to, it can't just be me.
DJ: Come fly with us.
Leshawna: Come fly with us.
(Cuts to Heather and Chef in the cockpit)
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing?
Chef: I try.
Ezekiel: They think they can beat me in this game, but this guy's got winning in his heart.
Noah: Come fly with us come die with us.
Owen: Flying I hate flying stop the plane.
Cody, Lindsay, Heather, and Sierra: Come fly with us! come sing with us!
Gwen and Duncan: No!
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show.
Courtney: Duncan, do it, let's go!
Cody: Gwen sing it don't go,
Gwen: I don't wanna go home.
Gwen: Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Courtney: Duncan come on please.
Duncan: This suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
All: Yeah
(Song Ends)
"Enough singing fruit cakes, strap your selves in, we are now beginning on into Egypt. Musical Numbers, worst idea ever, Chris is such and idi- hey why is the P.A. light still on oh sh-" Chef said through the intercom.
"We'll be right back." Chris said sourly.
The contestants are now at Egypt, two interns carry Chris in an Egyptian pharaoh.
"You guys ready for a little fun, huh? Wow, it's a score-ture around here, huh?" Chris said. "I call today's challenge: Pyramid Over Under."
"An 11-hour flight, Chef's in-fly cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge?" Eva said angrily.
"Don't you just love this game?" Chris asked.
The contestants are at a racing line.
"Pyramid over under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line, either over or under the pyramid, got it?On your marks get set go." Chris blew the air horn.
Noah, Izzy, Owen, Harold, DJ, Justin, Ezekiel, Leshawna, Heather, and Sierra are shown inside the pyramid.
"Oh great, our friendly neighbor host dude failed to mention there were different paths." Noah sarcastically remarked.
"Hey Sierra, which way should we go?" Heather asked smirking.
"Me, um, uh, uhh…" Sierra stammered.
"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked.
"I know, okay, I saw this in a spy movie once, you lick your finger and hold it up to find the airflow." Izzy licks her finger "Mmm, the sand really crunches in your teeth, fun, DJ, give me your hand."
"Don't do it, DJ, you might catch a case of crazy, come on, Harold." Leshawna told DJ and Harold.
DJ and Harold follow LeShawna as they walk into the middle path.
Justin tried to follow them but Leshawna glared in his direction which made him walk backwards.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's take the scary mummy door!" Izzy proclaimed.
The scene cuts to the outside of the pyramid where Bridgette, Lindsay, Cody, Eva, and Tyler are.
"Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler asked the group.
"Alejandro seems to be doing okay?" Lindsay said looking at Alejandro climb up the pyramid.
"Need assistance." Alejandro said holding a hand out for anyone.
"I'm good." Bridgette said.
"I can handle myself, thank you very much." Eva siad before running to climb on the pyramid.
"No thanks I got Tyler with me." Lindsay said holding Tyler's hand.
Meanwhile, with Courtney and Duncan, Courtney was tying a rope to her and Duncan.
"Rock climbing was the team-building challenge when I was a CIT, and if Tiffany Prislebuski hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won." Courtney instructed.
"I always said Tiff was overrated." Duncan rolled his eyes.
"Mock all you like, Duncan but my superior ballet skills are going to assure our victory." Courtney said.
"Hey Gwen, are you going over too?" Duncan asked.
"Working on it." Gwen pants as she climbed the pyramid.
"Fine but only because a three person belay is stronger." Courtney rolled her eyes.
We then cut to Izzy, Owen, and Noah in the mummy room.
"Ooh Ooh look we're in the nurse's office." Izzy said happily.
"It's a pyramid not a high school." Noah remarked.
"Pasta party, mummy me." Izzy said to Noah and Owen as she threw them the mummy skin.
Eva is then seen making it to the top of the pyramid.
Eva rolls her eyes before she climbs down the pyramid.
Tyler and Lindsay keep climbing together.
"Come on Tyler you can do it." Lindsay exclaimed happily.
"Thanks Lindsay." Tyler said getting worn out. Tyler then put his hand on another step and a scorpion stung him making him let go.
"Ow my hand." Tyler exclaimed in pain then Tyler fell down the stairs repeatedly as Lindsay cringes.
"OMG you okay Tyler?" Lindsay shouted down below.
"Yeah I'm fine, you go ahead I'll catch up." Tyler grunted in pain.
We then cut to Justin, Ezekiel, Heather, and Sierra walking right.
"Why are you walking with us?" Heather asked angrily to Justin.
"Well Leshawna did not want me walking with her and Harold and I doubt Noah and Izzy want me around, so this is my best option." Justin explained.
"And I just thought you all were pretty smart." Ezekiel explained.
"Fair enough." Sierra said absentmindedly stepping on a trap. Heather pushed Ezekiel, Justin and Sierra down as some arrows passed by.
"Oops sorry guys." Sierra apologized.
Heather tries not to get angry and speaks "Honest mistake, it could've happened to anyone."
Meanwhile, Courtney, Duncan and Gwen are climbing, Gwen and Courtney keep arguing.
"And your form is appalling." Courtney said angrily.
"Wow thanks Courtney I was just wondering about that." Gwen sarcastically remarks.
"You know you're only here because I'm feeling nice today." Courtney smirks.
"Wow this is you being nice my sympathies." Gwen shouted out.
"Are you hearing this, Duncan? You're not gonna let her get away with that!" Courtney lectures making Duncan sigh.
Meanwhile DJ, Harold, and Leshawna are seen running together "Hey Leshawna why didn't you let Justin join us?"
"Because he's vain and he caused my girl Gwen's elimination, I don't trust him." Leshawna explains.
"But he's my friend, we're in the Drama Brothers together." Harold defended his friend.
"He's probably just leeching onto you, Trent, and Cody for fame." Leshawna rolled her eyes.
Confessional:
"Leshawna doesn't know Justin like me and Cody do, he's actually pretty nice besides his vanity he's a good guy." Harold said.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, with Owen and Noah, Izzy got lost.
"Izzy, Izzy." Owen called out.
"Dude I'm sure she'll turn up she's Izzy but for now we gotta go." Noah said.
"Oh poor Izzy." Owen said upset.
"Poor Izzy she insisted we go in circles because she smelt something lucky." Noah remarked.
"Oh I think that might have been my fault, airplane food." Owen explained.
"You're disgusting." Noah said angrily, holding his nose.
"Hey everybody farts." Owen said hurt by Noah's words.
"Whatever." Noah said "We gotta go."
Eva then makes it to the finish line where Chris was waiting for her.
"Eva, good to see you, please stand on the number one." Chris informed her.
"Whatever." Eva rolled her eyes.
We then see Bridgette using a sign to surf down and make it to the finish line.
"I figured this would make my journey faster." Bridgette chuckled.
"Whatevs. You're on the number one, just go." Chris said uncaring.
Leshawna, DJ, and Harold then show up to the finish line.
"We made it." DJ cheered.
"Go stand behind the number one." Chris instructed.
"In Egyptian, it's why-heitt." Harold said making Chris glare at him.
Meanwhile Heather, Sierra, Justin, and Ezekiel were running away from the mummy who was actually Izzy.
"Guys, guys, guys, how about another musical number? A pyramid is just a triangle with room inside, I would be awesome as Frankenstein's briiiide!" Izzy sang creepily.
Soon we see Cody, Lindsay, and Alejandro walk by the finish line, Alejandro allows Lindsay and Cody to go through the finish line before him before he crosses as well.
Chris then stops Alejandro from walking forward and begins speaking to him "Not so fast, this season, three teams Cody and Lindsay round out team 1, Alejandro, you're the first member of team 2." Chris explains.
"In Egyptian it's eight-naned." Harold said.
"If it's by constellation you do get…" Chris pointed to Tyler running down the steps.
"I made it Phew." Tyler said happily.
Noah and Owen then run out the pyramid.
"Look Noah, we made it." Owen cheers.
"Joy." Noah snarked.
Justin then runs through the finish line very quickly.
"Phew I made it." Justin said out of breath.
"Duncan, Gwen, and Courtney step down from the pyramid the latter two were bickering annoying Duncan.
"Duncan you're on Team 2, Gwen and Courtney you're on Team 3." Chris announced.
"In Egyptian it's-" Harold begins before Chris covers his mouth.
"Cool whatever." Duncan said angrily.
"That's….wonderful." Alejandro said, trying not to scream.
Confessional:
Alejandro is seen swearing in Spanish.
Confessional Ends
Heather, Ezekiel, and Sierra run out of the pyramid out of breath.
"Heather, Ezekiel, and Sierra Team 3." Chris said.
"Ooh Heather we're on the same team can you believe it?" Sierra squeals.
"No I can't." Heather forces a smile.
Izzy was the final one to show up and she got out of the mummy disguise "Ha I so fooled you back there, ahahahahaha!"
"Okay, teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name, you have three minutes, while I enjoy this ice cream cone." Chris instructs.
The yellow team was seen conversing.
"I say we should name it Team Victory because we'll be the most awesome team." Eva said.
"Good idea." Cody complimented.
"I like the sound of that." Leshawna rubbed her hands gleefully.
"Team Victory!" Bridgette, Leshawna, Eva, Lindsay, DJ, Harold, and Cody said as a yellow logo with a trophy appeared.
"We should name our team Team Amazon, it will represent female empowerment." Courtney suggested "What do you think Zeke?"
"I'm okay with that." Ezekiel shrugged.
"Team Amazon." Heather, Ezekiel, Izzy, Gwen, Courtney, and Sierra said as a pink logo with a girl sign appears.
Alejandro, Duncan, Noah, Owen, and Tyler have trouble coming up with a team name.
"Got it, Team Champions." Justin suggested.
The other guys cheered as a blue logo with a gold medal appeared.
"All right, Team Victory you win a stick, Team Champions you win a goat, and Team Amazon you win a camel." Chris said.
"So the guys who come in last get a camel and we get a stick?" Leshawna said angrily.
"All will be explained, if I feel like it, next time on , right her on Total...Drama Woooooorld Tour!" Chris closes off the episode.
Author's Note: So I changed Team Chris into Team Champions because without Sierra being on it I thought it would be a better team name. So about Cody being on Team Victory, I decided to separate Cody and Sierra so I can flesh them out as characters when seperated and it will help their dynamic. I replaced Beth with Justin because I feel I can do more with Justin.
Team Victory: Bridgette, Cody, DJ, Eva, Harold, Leshawna, Lindsay
Team Nuclear: Alejandro, Duncan, Justin, Noah, Owen, Tyler
Team Amazon: Courtney, Ezekiel, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Sierra