Intro
A camera opens up to reveal a dark, but beautiful view of the milky way, each planet seen in its massive glory. As it pans through the galaxy, it closes in on Earth, quickly zooming down to the surface to reveal a disgruntled Chris and Chef, each wearing a full spacesuit and walking through a high tech looking corridor on their own. They hold their helmets to their hips tightly, as not to drop them.
"This is bogus," Chris utters, a clearly annoyed tone to his voice, "Why should we have to go to space? There's plenty more lame summer camps we can visit right on Earth! They aren't even giving me a bonus, man!"
"At least they're paying you," Chef retorted, as intense as he usually is, "You ain't given me a paycheck since Island!"
The two continue to whine and complain as they walk down to the end of the corridor, entering a doorway and quickly shutting it. The camera pans out to reveal a small space shuttle. A countdown is heard, followed by the takeoff of the shuttle. The immense pressure from the liftoff sends numerous interns on the ground flying far away. As it rockets into the sky, the ground below gets more and more indescribable. It isn't long before the shuttle leaves the Earth's atmosphere, quickly surrounding itself with the stars and planets. Suddenly, the front of the shuttle detaches, the rest falling behind as the main part hurdles towards a large structure, shaped as Chris's face, in the distance.
Opening
As the opening starts, the Chris space station is revealed and quickly zoomed into, showing cameras all over the corridors and traveling through them and reaching the captain's chambers, where Chris is shown. He shines an evil smirk before the camera zooms past, showing outside of glass in his room.
"Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine," the lyrics start while Alex is shown in his orange spacesuit, trying to befriend a space monkey, which, in its scaly, grotesque, but somehow still fluffy appearance, swims through the empty space away from him. Slightly to the left of him is Natt, in his black spacesuit, clapping unenthusiastically.
"You guys are on my mind," the camera pulls back inside, showing the cafeteria where Gretchen playing her guitar on top of one of the tables, while Jianne covers her ears, disapproving of the noise.
"You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer's plain to see," Thomas is seen peering into the captain's chambers, before turning to smile and wave at the camera. The camera slides over quickly, showing Luna and Liz shaking hands while crossing their fingers behind their backs, each with a sneaky smile across their faces.
"I wanna be famous," Damien is seen on a stage, performing in his own little play, before the door to the room is opened by Benjamin, causing the former to stop what he was doing.
"I wanna live close to the sun," Dusty is by the pool, showing March, who is clearly mortified, pictures of some horses from back home.
"So, pack your bags, cause I've already won," Taylor is lounging by the pool as Nicolás jumps in, splashing water on her and causing her to start yelling at him.
"Everything to do, nothing in my way. I'll get there one day," Haley and Sebastian are seen together in the gym, both looking away from each other while whistling awkwardly.
"I wanna be famous," Vicente is seen on the other side of the gym being chased by several interns with cameras.
"Na na na na na na na na na," Chef is seen in the kitchen, inspecting the astronaut meals in their small packages, and opening one labeled, 'popcorn,' causing the room to fill up with popcorn and Anne, just outside the kitchen door, to laugh hysterically. Chef then bursts out of the room and starts to yell at an unsuspecting Flint, who then realizes that he has similar, 'popcorn,' bags in his hands.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous," Alexis is seen tinkering with a control panel, in the dark. The lights then flicker on and she gives a thumbs up before the camera pans over to Archie in the observation room, where the lights flicker off and he lets out an annoyed sigh.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous," Crustacean is seen in the same room, clipping a wire on a control panel and bringing the lights back on, before the camera pans up to show the galaxy, panning back down after to reveal Tony among the other contestants, showing them some fake watches with a huge smile on his face as they are all seen whistling in chairs with Chris in a room full of escape pods.