It was a new day in the "Ale & Eats" tavern. With the place feeling more understaffed they decided to outsource for new employees. One had taken the job for bar tender almost immediately. He was a goblin named Kazex. Even though he was short and his breed of goblins have a bad reputation he could brew up special drinks that got the whole tavern in good spirits.
Stunk and Zel were at the bar meeting the new guy.
Zel: Good to see a new face around here.
Stunk: Not to mention someone who knows how to make some good ale!
Kazex: Thank you, boys. I do my best with what I'm given.
Zel: I never tasted anything like this stuff. You were even able to mix in mana.
Kazex: Well, my real talent is alchemic potion brewing. Of course, the potion shops are not hiring at the moment. This bartending was the best option for me. It's pretty much the same and it's fun.
Kazex then called to Crim.
Kazex: Hey Cream! Got drinks ready for table five!
Crim floated over and collected the drinks.
Crim: Got 'em! And I told you my name is Crim!
Kazex: I'm not good with names at first so I meant no offense. I'm sure I'll get it sooner or later as I did with Melody.
Crim: Meidri.
Kazex: That's what I said.
Meidri was busy with another table. She then started talking to herself.
Meidri: As if we don't have enough perverts in here now we have one working for us. I mean goblins from the wild forests are known to be all about raiding small villages and breeding every female they see. Being very open about it too.
Then she hears Kazex from the bar.
Kazex: You know I can hear you, right?
Meidri then gasped (or rather chirped) in surprise and turned to him.
Meidri: You did?
Kazex: You think these long ears are just for show?
Meidri then went up to the bar.
Meidri: Umm...Sorry for what I said. I didn't mean...
Kazex: No worries! That was pretty spot on. My kind are perverted savages but I can assure you I will not be like that. Especially on the clock. Thanks to the Succu-girl brothels I've been able to keep my urges in check.
Meidri: Well, that's good to hear. I mean I have enough problems getting hit on by the patrons here.
Kazex: Well then why do you work here where they would be like that?
Meidri: None of your business!
Zel: I know your breed of goblins. You guys are usually from the wildest of forests far in the northwest and have several savage tribes. They can barely make anything for themselves hence why they raid a lot. Their female birthrate is way lower than the males so sometimes they've been known to kidnap females of other races to breed.
Kazex: True. Of course, unlike the rest of my kind, I didn't like our savage way of life. I got out of there when I could and came here to a town far away from those forests.
Zel: Smart! Those guys are unforgiving to anyone who abandons them.
Kazex: Oh I did worse than that. I also freed some of the female slaves they had there.
Stunk: Nice! Surprising that you didn't keep one for yourself.
Kazex: As I said, I'm not like them. I don't like the idea of holding someone against their will. Besides, I didn't need to since one of them stuck with me.
Stunk: Really? Why did she stick with you? She just like being used by a goblin or what?
Kazex: She actually fell in love with me. Not in a Stockholm syndrome kind of way. But I spent enough time with her and...you know.
Crim and Meidri then came back.
Crim: Really? I heard everything. What happened between you two when you escaped?
Stunk: Obviously, they banged for a bit.
Kazex: Not just that. We got married.
They all gasped shocked by what he said.
Meidri: No way!
Kazex: Yes way! She loves me and I love her too!
Meidri: But you were just going on about visiting brothels a minute ago.
Kazex: Oh she knows and she's fine with it. Even though we make love almost every night she knows my goblin urges to breed and lets me visit those places now and again.
Meidri: I have a hard time believing she or any woman would be fine with you being with other girls.
Kazex: Well, she is so long as I don't spend too much of our money and don't get anyone else pregnant. If you still don't believe me she will be visiting here later tonight.
Later that night as business died down, Kazex then sees someone enter the tavern and smiled.
Kazex: There she is! Emilia! Over here!
The human girl came up with a cheerful smile. She appeared to be in her mid-to-late 20s, had light skin, brown long hair tied in a braid at the bottom, and blue eyes. She then sat at the bar.
Emilia: Hey honey! So this is the place you work? It is less rowdy than I thought it would.
Kazex: I know, right?
Meidri then went up to Emilia.
Emilia: Oh! You must be the Birdmaid waitress here.
Meidri: No offense but are you seriously this goblin's wife?
Emilia: (Giggles) Your not the first to question our relationship. Well, it's true.
She shows Meidri her wedding ring. Kazex showed his ring and it was the same.
Meidri: Well, what do you see in this guy? I mean his race had you hostage, didn't they?
Emilia: They did but Kazex is different. You see, since they took me from my village on the frontier they used me like every other slave. I admit it was fun sometimes but mostly it was harsh and exhausting. Then they brought me to him.
Kazex: They told me she was infertile and I knew if I didn't fix that they would put her down. I felt bad for her and tried to work on a potion that could help. Of course, seeing how pretty and sweet she was I knew I couldn't just let her become another brood sow.
Emilia: I could see from the way he looked at me that he cared. I felt with how heartless these goblins were that there had to be one with a caring soul and that had to be him. We sometimes talked when we were able to and hit it off.
Kazex: Then during my test to see if my fertility potion could work a massive hurricane hit the forest. The village locked down but I took the chance to brave it to leave that place. I waited for the eye of the storm and then ran out with whatever I could carry. I broke the cage the slaves were in and we all ran for it. We kept following the eye's path until we found a cave to take cover in.
Emilia: While we waited for the storm to end outside I just...(giggles and blushing)... I just threw myself at Kazex and we made love right there in the back of the cave. I didn't even care if the other escaped slaves heard or saw us. Kazex was so brave and kind to help us all. Also being used by goblins so much got me a kink for them. But it was better because it was my choice to do it.
Kazex: Wild time that was! It was then we were truly in love. Something my tribe would never understand. Once the storm passed, we made it to the nearest human village. Luckily none of my tribe followed us. The other slaves went their separate ways while Emilia and I got married in a place where that would be acceptable. Then we moved here.
Meidri and Crim were not sure if they would find their story romantic or twisted.
Emilia: Now my husband works here while I work to help cross-species relations as the town's diversity officer. I was training to be a negotiator before I was captured so it worked out. In fact, you guys helped with our goal.
Stunk: Huh? Why is that? We're not into relationships or anything. We're just adventurers who review succu-girls establishments.
Emilia: Exactly! Your reviews help others see which races they can be compatible with. I mean physically at least.
Stunk: HA! See Meidri! There is some good out of our reviews.
Meidri just pouts.
Emilia: Also I sometimes try out some of the brothels as my husband does. Of course, they don't compare to him.
Kazex: What's even more fun is when we go together.
Stunk: Now that's a wild couple.
Zel: So do you both really need to work?
Kazex: Well one job could sustain us but we also have kids.
Zel: Whoa! That must be hard. I heard you forest goblins can make six to eight kids in one pregnancy.
Emilia: True which is why for financial reasons to only have me pregnant once. Then the rest of our sessions we use protection magic.
Zel: So how many popped out of you?
Emilia: Eighteen.
The group was definitely shocked by that. Stunk and Zel fell out of their stools.
Kazex: Yeah. Turns out my fertility potion worked way better than I thought it would. We had twelve boys and six girls in one pregnancy. All pure goblins.
Emilia: Birthing them was mostly easy since newborn goblins are way smaller than human ones.
Kazex: Raising them is easy too. Though my kind lives as long as humans we grow up way faster. We come of age in less than a year. Also, you don't have to go to school since they inherit the knowledge of their parents. Don't ask me how cause we never figured it out.
Zel: That would explain why you forest goblins breed as fast as rabbits.
Emilia: Even though the kids didn't have to go to school they still needed to take an IQ test. They did alright for the most part and can get employment.
Kazex: Oh that reminds me. Meidri, some of my kids would like to work here too.
Meidri: Seriously? I mean...we could use more servers here.
Kazex: That's the idea for some of them
Meidri: Well I need to meet them first.
Emilia: Fair enough. I'll let them know.
Meidri: But will they be perverts too?
Kazex: Well, we told them not to try to bang anyone during their shifts so don't worry too much.
Stunk: Are the females just as perverted as the males?
Kazex: Pretty much.
Stunk: (Smirk) Be nice if goblins had a brothel.
Kazex: Again, female goblins are rare. It was a miracle we got six. If they had enough for a brothel they would definitely have one. I heard a rumor of one in the forests far west of here.
Stunk: Then there's our next destination! I mean I'm not sure if your girls are up for a night but...
Meidri wacks him on the back of the head.
Meidri: Have you no sense of shame? You're really asking if you would sleep with a guy's daughters?
Stuck: Ow! I mean would they do it if I asked?
Kazex: Most likely. It's fine so long as they had their firsts already. They did of course.
Stunk: "Firsts?"
Kazex: Even if my kind are perverts we still want our first time to be special when we come of age. Not just some random person.
Emilia: They were so excited too. They even used your reviews to help pick. Of course, we told them not to waste too much money and let us make sure they would be safe.
Stunk: I guess that's fair. Then I, Zel, Crim, and whoever else wants in will be off to find that goblin brothel!
Meidri then cleared her throat and pointed her talons at him threateningly.
Stunk: When Crim isn't working of course.
Meidri: At least you're learning something.
To be continued...