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Shirou was angry. Not to anyone but to himself... And a certain wizard marshall. He curse his name under his breath on what he did to him. You wonder why and what he did... Well let's go where it all began. It was a normal (for Shirou) as he was completed a task of hunting a designee from creating an artificial Kraken. In the Bahamas. And now he went on walking passing through other magus in the ClockTower.

What he was doing there you? He was visiting a friend. Rin, his ex-and-now awkward friend, is an apprentice to the Second Magic user, Zeltrech. A dead apostle who is on the side of humanity just because they're fun. When he reach Zeltrech office, he saw Rin in the most ridiculous outfit he could thought of, a magical girl costume. He hold on to his laughter, only being proceed to be blasted gandr several hundred times.

Adter the in made fight, Rin told Shirou that the thing she wore is from the most detail incline mystic code that were ever made, the kaleidostick. She proceeded to tell him that it 'help' her in traveling throught the kaleidoscope but always never worked.

When Shirou decided to ask if he can figure out its function, only to be transported to another world while listening to a laughter he knows who it belong. It wasn't long he knew of and personally on the second magic user but he still remember his laugh only to be toss throught the dimension.

Cursing Zeltrecth name and his E rank luck, he fell through the dimension hole and now here we are.

It wasn't long until he knows where he is. He still at London, which for him, is good news. He look around for his wallet only to realise something is wrong. No his wallet isn't missing, it's with him alright. No. He look at his arm only to find out they were thin. Child-like. He then realise as he touch the rest of his body only to find out he shrunk!

No. Not shrunk. He remembers the crash course of the five True Magic of the moonlit world. One of those magic is suppose to be time magic which given the name, 'the Blue'. He was regressed to child like body and he was screaming angrily. What he was going to do. It's not like he could called the Wizard Marshal himself. He stop and try to think of a plan. He look down on his wallet and saw some money. It's not like he couldn't trace them but he have to try. He tried to open his circuits only to be met with unbelievable pain. Since his body had shrunk and regressed to suck a state that it was impossibly painful on his end.

Luckily for him he know how to make an artificial one. He was lucky Avalon was still in his body, even if it was copy of it. As he place more and more of the artificial circuits on to his body, he as well, at best, open the rest of his circuits. It took him more time than he could count. And he was exhausted. As he wanted to rest, he first have to look at where he is. He was in a alley way. Great...

After on what it would seems, hours, searching for a the very least an institute of some kind like the ClockTower, if he could fine any. It wasn't long until he pass a pub of some kind. It was strange. It have some sort of bounded fields on its location. He look around only to realized not many looking at his or the store general area of view. He turn back to the building and decided, why not.

As he enter, he saw what seems to be an inn. He knows this because of the bar and the food of an open view lobby. He then turn towards the counter. A bald man was attending some of the customers at the bar as he began walking to him. With toothless smile, the man welcome Shirou.

"Hello young man. Welcome to the Leakey Cauldron. My name is Tom, the owner of this establishment. I must ask but where are your parents?" said the man name Tom.

Shirou could only smile and shake his head. "I'm orphan. I wonder if could had a job here?" said Shirou.

Tom was slightly taking by surprise. He was rather, little insensitive but it wasn't he chose. He took a look at Shirou and ponder. To him, he saw a child no older than 11 years old. He enter the inn which was charm to drawn away unsavory people, mostly muggles, and he ask for a job?

He took a deep breath and look at him again and said, "Boy, you are too young to work here. You should be at school, though as you say, you're an orphan. Don't worry, I know who to call. Give me a couple of minute.".

Shirou merely nodded. He should be ready. Anyone who would consider bad luck to him, he distract and run away.

As Tom had said, he return. He told Shirou that someone will come for him in an hour. Shirou ask if he still could get a job and seeing him being so persistent, Tom caved and gave him one. All he have to do is man the kitchen and clear the pub. So he started with sweeping the floor. At least he had an hour of work.

An hour later

After cleaning up, he heard a woosh coming from the center of the pub and appear to be an elderly woman with orange-red hair with several white strain. She wore a emerald green robe and a black dress. She as well had a witch hat. But the boy didn't focus on that, he saw a woman came out of thin air. She did teleportation. One of the closest to True magic.

"Excuse me Tom, where is the boy you spoke of?" said the elderly woman.

"Over there Professor McGonagall." he pointed to Shirou.

Shirou stop whatever he was doing and thought to himself if he should be ready. "Good evening, I'm Minerva McGonagall. I'm professor at Hogwarts. May I know your name?" ask P. McGonagall.

"I'm Shirou Emiya, ma'am." said Shirou with a small yet respectful bowed. She continue to look at him and Shirou have no idea what to do in this situation.

"Very well Mr.Emiya. May I ask a simple question?" ask Minerva.

"Uhmm... Sure."

"Would you like to attend Hogwarts? It is the best school in the country. Would you?"

Shirou stop and think for a second. Even if he could wait for Rin to come and get him, there no guarantee that she will. He look at her again and said with smile, "I would be happy to."

And Minerva smile.

Okay! A new story with easier plot point. Harry Potter and FSN. To those who were wondering who is this Shirou, it is UBW Shirou. While the original timeline Shirou would work, this is the guy I want to used because of Archer snarky attitude is already in him. anyway, as Illya from the fanfic Heir of the Blacksmith once said,"Sailor Root away!"

Oh before that, Iris or Daisy? Which one is nice.