Disclaimer: Some of the words used in this story are not words I would usually say and are not how I view people. I am simply writing from the point of view of the characters, and also how the show sees them. I am trying to imitate the writing of South Park, so take everything with a grain of salt. Thank you and enjoy.
It's the final week of school before summer break. All the South park 5th graders were getting ready for graduation and last minute awards.
"He..Hey you.. You, gguys. P. , vv-vote for m-me for fu-funniest student."
"Of course Jimmy! Everyone knows you're the funniest kid at south park elementary, we'll all miss you!"
"Well, Heya fellas, I hope you vote for me as the nicest student!"
"Hey, make sure you vote for me, Bebe, as most likely to succeed!"
The 5th graders campaigned to everyone in school to vote for them for school awards. Things like, Most likely to be famous, best smile, most likely to end up in prison… etc.
"Here Wendy, let me carry your books for you!"
"Aww, thanks Stan you're the best boyfriend ever!"
Stan and Wendy walked down the halls together as students around them noted on how cute they were "Aww, South Parks longest couple. They'll definitely win as the cutest couple!"
Stan and Wendy smiled at each other and entered an empty classroom.
"Wow did you hear that Wendy, they said we'll probably win as the cutest couple!"
'I know! But you can't relax yet. I heard Token and Nichole got back together recently.
"Oh damn, They're a minority couple… that could totally beat us."
"Stan Marsh." Wendy grabbed stan's face. "I did not take your lying ass back just to lose the cutest couple. We better win this fucking award or i'm going to chop your balls off you got it?"
"Umm… Yes..?"
"Great! I'm glad you understand! Now let's go out there and be the cutest goddamn couple!"
Stan caustiosly followed Wendy. He was happy they were back together, but he had to admit Wendy scared the crap out of him sometimes.
Kyle walked through the halls listening to students saying "Vote for me as…" everywhere he turned.
"Oh Hey Kyle. You'll vote for me for nicest student right?" Butters handed Kyle a 'Vote for Butters' flyer.
"I guess… But is this really necessary? I don't understand why everyone is getting so worked up over some stupid awards."
"Heh, you're only saying that because you know you not winning any stupid jew." Cartman appeared behind Kyle with a flyer of his own. "Here you can have a 'vote for me for most likely to be a millionaire' flyer."
"I'm not going to take that flyer fat ass… And i don't care about any stupid awards!"
"Whoa there Kyle, Don't need to take your anger out on me just because you have no special traits."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"Well, You don't care about any awards because, there's no award for things like, 'biggest jew' or 'worst smelling'. I'm sorry man but you just don't fit any of the categories."
"Oh, like you do? How the fuck would you become a millionaire?"
"Oh Kyle… Kyle… It doesn;t matter if I become a Millionaire, but everyone knows that I have alwaysed wanted a million dollars. So, im that million dollar guy. And you Kyle. You are nothing."
Cartman gave Kyle a sly smile, but Kyle was just angry.
"Let's be honest the only awkward you're winning is fattest ass!"
"Whoa Kyle, watch the language, you don't want to get expelled a week before graduation. I know. That you're just so angry but…"
"Shut the fuck up, i'm walking away."
Kyle brushed past people talking about what award they wanted and who they were going to vote for. Is there really not an award for me? No, Cartman was just messing with me. I'm sure I could win something…
Kyle ran into Kenny at his locker.
"Oh! Kenny, hey man what's up!"
"Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm" (Oh nothing much)
"Oh cool, isn't everyone acting crazy right now because of some stupid awards? I'm glad you're not freaking out over it."
"Mmm,Mmmm mmm, Mmmm mmmm, mm, Mmmm" ( I don't need to campaign much, I know i'll win this one) Kenny took a flyer out of his locker
'Vote for kenny as most likely to die before graduation'
Kyle crumpled up the flyer "God damnit"
Lunch time:
Kyle walked into the lunch room looking for his best friend, only to see an uncommon sight.
Stan and Wendy were sitting next to each other, legs tangled together and feeding each other.
"Open wide Stan say 'aaah'"
"Ahhh" Wendy spoon fed some mac and cheese into Stand mouth. "Wow Wendy this is great! Did you make this yourself?"
"Of course! Just for you sweetie!"
Kyle looked in disgust "Dude, what the fuck?"
"Uhh, hi Kyle, you're interrupting my lunch time with my wonderful girlfriend."
"Bull Shit, you guys never eat lunch together… don;t tell me… Is this about those stupid awards."
Stan went up to Kyle's face and covered his mouth. "Yeah dude so just shush, Wendy and I are trying to win cutest couple, so just, go away"
"Ugh!" Kyle threw his head back in annoyance. "This is so fucking stupud" Kyle went to sit with Kenny, Butters, and cartman.
"Jeez what's his issue?" Wendy asked, beckoning Stan to sit down next to her again.
"I don't know. He's probably mad because he won't win any awards…" Kyle's distance scream of annoyance could be heard in the background.
"Oh hi Wendy. Hi Stan. Mind if my boyfriend and I join you?" Bebe stood at their table with her arm around Clyde's arm.
"Umm, Bebe what the fuck? Since when were you and Clyde a couple?"
"Since last week. You didn't hear? About the coolest 5th graders getting together? Everyone is saying how good we look together!" Bebe dragged Clyde to sit next to her at the table. Bebe shot Wnedy a challenging look while Clyde just nodded at Stan.
Stan gave him a You too huh? Look. Clyde responded with a Yeah, she sort of dragged me into it stare.
"Ugh, Bebe, I can't believe you started dating just to compete with me? You know you can't beat us. Stan and I have been the longest couple here at south park!"
"Yeah, but, how many time did you guys break up and get back together again? Doesn't seem like the cutest couple to me." Bebe smiled knowing she pissed Wendy off, but she hadn't realized she pissed Stan off too.
"Hey, even if we have broken up a few times, Wendy has really been the only girl I have ever liked. I've known and liked her since kindergarten. What we have is genuine affection. That's way more than your random relationship!"
Wendy stared at Stan in shock with her cheeks blushing. She smiled to herself.
"Aww, how cute. It's south park's longest couple. But also the whitest couple."
"Oh, Hi Nichole. I see you and Token got back together." Nichole dragged Token to the table. Him and Clyde exchange awkward glances. All the boys did. This war was between the girls not them.
"Give it up Wendy. Token and I are the minority couple. We're the only ones in this school. People will automatically vote for us!"
"Oh please, you and token have broken up as many times and Stan and I"
"Uhh, no way girl, Token and I only broke up once in 4th grade. We've been a much better couple!"
"Well, Clyde and I happen to be a better looking couple!" Bebe chimed into the fight.
"Oh, no way bitch…"
"You wish…"
" I swear you girls are only doing this to take this award from me. Stan and I have been together since third grade…"
"Yeah well, I bet if Token and I met sooner we would have dated right away…"
"Ha! You didn't even like Token at first!"
"Well that was because…"
"Oh My Fucking God…" The girls were interrupted by Bebe. "I totally forgot…"
Nichole and Wendy gave Bebe confused looks before turning their attention to where they were looking.
"Fuck…" Nichole's face looked defeated
"Oh god damnit" Wendy was just pissed. "How could we forget about Tweek and Craig!"
The girls looked over at the school's only gay couple eating lucnh together
In anime vision:
"Tweek, you have something on your mouth?"
"Huh? Where?"
"Here let me get it for you…" Craig used his finger to wipe some frosting from Tweek's mouth. He then licked the frosting from his finger.
Tweek blushed "Craig that's…"
"Sorry I couldn't resist myself, You just looked so cute…"
" Craig.. You're embarrassing me…" Tweek's face only got redder as Craig rubbed Tweek's back.
"Fuck their cute…" Bebe said looking annoyed. I can't compete with that. Bebe took her lunch and got up. "Clyde it's over. It's no point. We could never win against Tweek and Craig." Bebe walked away, leaving Clyde at the table.
"Well… that wasn't my shortest relationship ever."
"Ugh, Gay couples will always beat couples of colors… It wasn't even worth it…" Nichole got up and walked away. Token followed after her.
Wendy sat looking frustrated.
"Uh.. Wendy I…"
"Just forget it Stan! We already lost." Wendy got up and left.
"Damn it, I can't let it end like this."
Recess:
Stan found Wendy kicking a rubber ball around on the playground.
"Wendy look, I don't think we should give up yet! I know Tweek and Craig being a gay couple automatically makes them the cutest, but, we've been through so much together, That has to amount to something."
" I wish it did Stan but… No matter what we do… How can we compete with… That!" Wendy gestured her hand towards the swings Tweek and Craig where playing on.
Anime vision:
Craig stood behind Tweek, pushing him on the swing.
"Higher Craig push me higher!" Tweeks bright smile and joyful laughs infected everyone on the playground.
Craig smiled. Something rare for him who is usually stoic. "Okay. for you Tweek, I'd do anything."
"Jesus christ why do they have to be so cute…"
"Just forget it Stan… I appreciate what you've been doing for us but, I think, I need to start running for other awards… like, most likely to be president or something…"
"So… are you breaking up with me… again?"
"Huh?" Wendy was shocked to see Stan's face with such a worried expression. "No! I mean… Just because we won't win the cutest couple doesn't mean we have to break up… It just means, we don;t need to try so hard..."
Stan smiled with a relief. "Okay i'm glad."
Wendy smiled shly "Yeah…"
Stan smiled back "I'll, make sure to vote for you… for most likely to become president…"
"Thank you Stan" Wendy smiled and walked away. As Stan watched Wendy walk away his smile dropped. He wouldn't admit it, but he actually enjoyed acting overly cute with Wendy. It reminded him of the old days. He took a deep breath and headed towards Tweek and Craig on the swings.
"I won't give up Wendy. I'll find a way for us to win."
AN: This story will focus mostly on Tweek and Craig. Im just setting the mood and story. As the story goes Tweek and Craig will be the main characters. And don't worry, the anime vision was just for this first chapter. I hope you follow this story. I have alot of things planned