Journal Entry - Day 1

If anybody is reading this, then I would like them to know that I desperately want things to return to normalcy. I don't think I will be able to handle this life as it is now, nor a continued life imagined as such.

I plan to write an entry every day. As there will be many entries, expect that not all of them will appear in a collection of my work, if this is ever found.

Rant warning.

Something very strange is going very on. I remember living in an alternate reality, having a name, job, and concept of my previous existence. All my childhood, learning, higher education, and work experience. But then, suddenly, that ends. Then, the first thing that I knew, I landed in an open area with plains. Then, I could see hills, a sky with clouds, and a dark patch on the ground that was my shadow. I remember developing a rubbery, versatile mouth, then shortly after, 2 flexible, voluptuous arms and legs protruding out of my body, darker at the ends. What is going on? I whispered into air, which was met by nothing but wind. Actually, no, there wasn't any wind. The environment's colour is really basic and unnatural compared to my previous life. Worse, I was red, which means I was sunburnt! How was I sunburnt, and what does that even mean anymore?

I flailed my arms about for a moment, until I calmed down. I could move my limbs unlike I ever thought before. I could stretch them backwards. If I did this in my previous life, my arm would break. I walked around in circles, jumping and hopping, my legs bending unnaturally. Well look at that, I'm that bubblegum big bad from Babruto Balls Y.

Then suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, this black hot-dog comes from the infinite hills, and squeaks every time it bounces. It circles around me. I try to grab it with my arms, but it just slips out of my hand. Great, I dropped the "soap", literally. It then proceeds to shoot up like a rocket above me, or at least I think it does, because my eyes only go horizontally.

A bee appears out of nowhere. Oh shit, not the bees! OH GOD NOT THE BEES! But I decide to play it safe because I know nothing about this world. I just try to stay still, and see as it buzzes towards me. It promptly lands on my hand. This is the best part out of everything today. My body fucking glows. That's right, I just think that it's "one" bee and I can make myself glow whenever I want. In fact, that's not the only thing I can do...

As I walk around and the hills change, I see a mirror. I run as fast as my stubby legs around me, as I have adapted to this world due to waiting and moving my muscles. I finally see myself clearly, and I look impeccable. For the first time, I notice the lighting effects glisten on my arms, and my broad torso. I am clean-shaven, like the ancient roman emperors before Hadrian. Damn you Hadrian, why did you have to grow a beard!? Also, I'm a goddamn cube, but I love the drip, plain and simple. Also, the black hotdog is a "one". And I'm glowing again. If it happens for more than 4 hours, will this be a problem? I walk away from the mirror to find something to write on.

Eventually, I find a notebook and a pencil, the things I'm using to write with now. As I wait, crying myself to sleep, but I also think about what this reality could be like. Sunset approaches, and then night, and the backdrop reacted accordingly. Tomorrow, I plan to take over the world, or just learn more about the mysteries of the world. If you've read for more than a minute, then please, don't mind my language, I'll figure something out soon to make this more manageable. Peace!