The Leprechaun in a ice cream store selling ice cream
because he killed the ice cream man. A woman came
in the store and ask the golden deal. The Leprechaun
said "so it's me gold your after aren't ya"; the woman
laughed and said "you must be joking, haven't heard
that since ripping my eyes out and living to tell about
it". The Leprechaun smiled saying "now there's an idea",
The Leprechaun ripped both of her eye's out, blood spattered
down her face. The Leprechaun put her eyes on a ice cream cone,
blood dipped down the cone as the Leprechaun said "now here's
a ice cream looks back at ya".
THE END