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Warning: You may lose some brain cells, or your IQ may be lowered. Proceed with caution.
Harry Potter and Divergent
Fluffy/Johanna Reyes
"Put the gun down, dearest, I have some news!"
Word: Cheeseburger
Fluffy crashed into the kitchen dramatically. Johanna, who had been working on some very secret papers, jumped at the sound and instinctively raised her gun.
"Put the gun down, dearest, I have some news!"
Johanna rolled her eyes. "Please, don't be such a drama queen next time and enter the kitchen like a normal person."
"I'm not a person."
"Whatever, Fluffy. Now, what are the news that are good enough for you to bound in like a lunatic?"
"Have you heard? The café around the corner is selling cheeseburgers for free!"
Johanna stared. And stared some more. And then facepalmed.
Johanna had always liked to reminisce on her life when eating at the table. And being at a café eating a cheeseburger was no exception.
You see, it was a long time ago when Chicago had allied with the Wizarding World. There was some tension here and there, but peace had came quicker than expected.
A few years down the line, Fluffy had told her, a something had gone wrong. A group of wixen had thought it was hilarious to turn him into a human. It didn't work. It only gave him a human-like voice and immortality. He was still a Cerberus.
Then Fluffy met Johanna. She had decided to adopt him, after the shock of ohmygodthisthreeheadeddogcantalk. Since he was humanlike enough, and she could have a relationship with almost anyone, they eventually fell in love.
Some of her friends had been judgemental at first, but they slowly came to accept it.
Johanna was jerked out of her thoughts by a loud burp. As Fluffy looked at her sheepishly, she sighed. Did dogs even have manners?