This is my first fanfiction, so here we go.
It was a regular day in 2Fort. Demoman was chugging boxes of beer, Medic was working on his gadgets, and Scout being egotistical as always. Then, everything changed when Engineer came into the room.
"Hey, y'all?" Engineer said while holding his wrench, "Has anyone seen Pyro?"
"Hey, don't remind us. We finally have some time alone without that freak" Scout replied back.
"Lettle girl go on teleporter" Heavy said as he was eating a sandwich.
"Well, we need that little fella," Engie answered while tipping his hard hat. "We have a mission"
A man with a helmet on his head stumbles into the room, breaking the wooden door. "DID ANYONE SAY A MISSION?" the man yelled.
"Oui, Soldier" Spy stated as he lit up a cigarette.
"WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S TEACH THOSE COMMIES A LESSON IN AMERICAN!" Soldier screamed while holstering his rocket launcher. Soldier then proceeds to jump like a madman on the teleporter. The teleporter spun around for a few seconds, before reactivating.
"Well, what are y'all waiting for? Let's go!" Engineer said, running towards the teleporter.
Shortly, all of the other mercenaries followed Engineer, one by one they teleported.
"Hey mate, where did you send us?"
"Well, that's the problem" Engineer sighed then tipped his hardhat again, "I don't really know"