"Jesus, don't you ever wear a different hat?" Bret taunted.
"Nope," Jughead responded smartly.
Both Bret and Jughead were in the school library looking for novels to read for their class, and Bret felt the need to sling an insult, as usual.
"It's bad enough you're poor, Jones. Do you have to be style-challenged as well?" Bret questioned.
"I guess I can't help it, just like you can't help being attractive," responded Jughead.
"What?" Bret reacted, trying not to blush. "Are you being sarcastic, you peon?"
"Surprisingly not. I do actually find you attractive."
Bret had never been so thrown for a loop. What do you say to someone you taunt on a daily basis when that person suddenly comes on to you?
"Shut up, Jones" was all Bret could conjure, sure that his face was now visibly reddened.
"If you kiss me, I'll have to shut up because your mouth will be on mine," Jughead suggested.
"What?! I would never kiss you!" exclaimed Bret.
Jughead was enjoying Bret's reactions.
"Really? Not even just a little kiss?"
"No! Gross."
"God, you're so hot," Jughead commented.
"Whatever, Jughead."
"I wanna have sex with you," said Jughead.
"Dream on," Bret replied.
"You sure? I bet I could get your sexy ass to give it a try."
"And why on Earth would you think that?"
"I don't know. You just give me that kind of vibe, like you come off as uptight but you really just wanna be a little slut."
"Pff," scoffed Bret.
Jughead began to detect the insincerity of Bret's responses. Although Jughead did find Bret handsome, he was only telling him so at first in order to annoy him, but Jughead could tell that Bret was intrigued.
"Oh my god, you really do wanna be a little cock slut, don't you? Bret, you naughty boy."
"Fuck you, Jones. Fucker."
Bret, who now seemed restless, looked around before speaking again.
"Are you just fucking with me, you piece of shit?" Bret inquired.
"I mean, that was my initial intention, but you are hot. Would be a first for me to fuck around with a rival."
Jughead looked Bret over sensually.
"I'm supposed to hate you, not let you turn me on. You suck. God, you're making me feel ashamed of myself. There's just something about the fact that you're poor and in a gang and shit like that; it's a fucking turn-on."
"Then come to my room and I'll show you my Southside serpent...and by that I mean my dick, in case that was too clever for you."
"It was not clever, at all, and I don't know, Jones. Is your dick really worthy of me?"
"Yeah, you'll see, especially when it's in your mouth."
"I'm so fucking turned on, but I'm gonna walk away from you now, because I hate you, and I am therefore not letting you touch me with your little pecker. Nice try, though."
"Oh, it's not little."
"Yeah, goodbye, Jones."