I do not own the animaniacs not even the reboot so Warner's bros chill.
The New Warner
Darkness, he was in nothing but complete darkness and thought he was dead and inside limbo until his fate is decided where to go but a bright light shines through a badge shaped light that opened as three figures appeared from it which he tried to go towards but knew he had to hide because those weren't angels nor demons.
Outside of Warner Bros Water Tower
"Oh right it's a pull not a push."
Yakko said before slapping the dizzy Wakko after being used as a battering ram and pulls the WB symbol open and Yakko held his hands together with joy
"Ah it's just how I remembered."
"Well almost."
Dot finished Yakkos sentence as the inside of the water tower had security lasers; the siblings walk into the water tower
"My Sandwich!"
Wakko said happily pointing to his sandwich as he begins to dodge the lasers, while the siblings were watching their brother a taller dark figure slowly starts to sneaks past them until,
"22 years and 5 second rule! Hey mysterious dark figure do you want some too?"
Wakko said before grabbing the rotten tomato an eating it and holds out the sandwich out from the floor; he then walks through the lasers and trips the alarm.
"Why did you trip that alarm after that elaborate laser dance?"
Yakko asked Wakko,
"What lasers? that was my sandwich dance! Plus I'm trying to be nice to our guest!"
Wakko said before he eats half of his sandwich and tried giving it to the stranger who happily declined it making him eat the rest
"Initiating Warners capture sequence"
A robotic voice said which frightened the Warner's and stranger
The siblings and the stranger huddled together scared,
"We're caught."
"We're doomed."
"This is the shortest reboot ever."
"I don't wanna go to jail!"
The stranger said whimpering before screaming as a net is flown at them but caught a chair behind a target with arrows,
"What dummy thought that would work?
Yakko asked looking at his siblings as well the stranger before looking to the audience.
Warner Brothers Security Booth
The security guard inside the booth is reading a comic foil monthly magazine and the front page of a man wearing a propeller hat with eggs and bacon on their face while the guard had a plate of bacon and eggs on his stomach,
"HELLLOOOOOOO RALPH!"
Ralph jumped and the eggs and bacon hit his face as the toon siblings sit on him as if he were Santa Claus,
"Aww I miss those big beautiful yellow eyes."
Dot said baby like while rubbing his cheeks; the guard shakes his head and looks at the toons,
"Get-"
Yakko puts his gloved finger onto Ralph's lips,
"Ahbubbubbuh. We're doing this thing where we don't waste our first lines."
Yakko said smiling
"Make sure it's funny!"
Wakko said smiling with his tongue sticking out
"Say something that captures the intro proxies of your character from old to new fans alike."
Dot said gripping onto his cheeks smiling,
"Duhhh."
"Perfect!"
The Warner siblings said before giving the guard a kiss and break for it before looking to the stranger
"It's rude of a guest to leave when they don't do introductions! Come on stranger give it a whirl!"
Yakko said pushing him to Ralph who stared at him and the toons steam coming from his nose like a bull,
"Run!"
The stranger said scared before running out of the booth while the animaniacs ran out while Ralph chased after them, they were eventually caught by him,
"Gotcha!"
Ralph said while operating the remote to the drone holding the animaniacs,
"What is that thing?"
Yakko asked Ralph,
"Duh uhhhh I-I-its ah clone, no ah phone...I know it a-"
Before Ralph could answer a voice answers for him
"Drone. It's a device that can basically operate as security camera or a trap."
The stranger said from behind Ralph,
"Yeah that's its a drone!" Ralph said feeling proud before he catches on he was in the net,
"Hey!"
Ralph said annoyed struggling to get free while the stranger laughs as well the siblings softly,
"That's it! You're taking me to the boss!"
Ralph pointed to the building with the WB symbol on top as they head to the building.
In the CEOs Building
Ralph busts through the Security guard movie poster in the CEOs office while she was working on her cardio and gluten,
"Boss I got em I got em!"
Ralph said excitedly while trapped as the siblings and stranger steps inside,
"A female CEO!"
Dot runs over and sits on the treadmill controls,
"Any chance for training a young future CEO!"
She asked acting cute before the stranger snickers softly,
"No I'm a firm believer in not having the ladder pulling behind me."
She said before tossing Dot away,
"Now Ralph what are these things?"
She asked and before she could get an answer from him,
"These are the Warner brothers and sister. That's Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. I'm not gonna say her name because it's so...so long."
The stranger said to the CEO who distinctly showed a wiki to them that showed a overview of who they are,
"What's that?"
Wakko asked curious at the device she was holding,
"Oh that's right you're from the 90s. This is a tablet it contains the sum of all human knowledge."
She explained and held out the tablet so Yakko could look at the wiki,
"All human knowledge in a easy to swallow to tablet? Don't mind if I do."
He said giving a big grin and takes the tablet from her an swallows it down with a glass of water,
"Hey! I'm the eating type of guy!"
Wakko said annoyed by his brother not letting him take the tablet, the stranger grabs the remote without the siblings and CEO noticing and helps take Ralph back to his Booth not wanting to know what is about to happen but he soon hears music.
At the Security Booth
"I'm sorry the way you were treated Ralph was it? Hope there's no hard feelings?"
The stranger held out his gloved hand with black furred arm and smiled,
"Duh yeah, thanks for the uhhh help. How come you aren't like the Warner brothers and sister?"
Ralph asked while shaking the toons hand,
"Cause I'm not zany to the max. Take care Ralphie."
He said before departing from each other he heads up the water tower by going up the ladder and stairs while looking up but when he gets to the top he immediately started to feel sick as it clearly showed he's not a fan of heights. Quickly running inside the water tower he quickly starts to get everything packed up and change his attire. He takes off the jacket and starts to get a different pair of clothes on until the door opens,
"I wonder what happen to that stranger, I didn't seem him at our musical number! Wonder if he likes Don Knotts."
Wakko said a bit bummed about their new friend leaving them but stopped when he noticed the strangers.
"Don't worry Wakko, he probably took a bathroom break?"
Dot said before stopping and noticing the stranger while Yakko kept walking,
"Yeah, I wanted to ask if he could be our new special fri-"
Yakko stopped as he noticed the stranger and winked at the screen; nice save animators. Before looking back at the the stranger with shock as well Wakko and Dot; he looked like Yakko except a bit taller than him, his nose being green not red like the Warner siblings and he had a lot of curls,
"Whoa, when did Gene Wilder become a Warner and looks like yours truly?"
Yakko asked curiously before the stranger looked at him confused,
"Me looking like you the Yakko Warner? Bah maybe your zaniness is making your vision bad."
Yakko starts to put on different pairs of glasses while looking closely at the stranger,
"Nope still see you as a Warner, maybe look at a mirror perhaps?"
Yakko held out a hand mirror in front of the stranger which resulted in his smug expression change to shock as he felt himself an look at his gloved hands before he gets kissed by himself,
"H-Hey good looking~ I'm shocked too but you don't see me complaining about loving myself."
His reflection said which made the stranger yelp an fall onto his butt an tail while scooting himself against the wall,
"I-I must be dreaming, if I close my eyes you'll be gone and it'll all just be a dream. Yeah a dream!"
He said before shutting his eyes for a minute before opening them up to see that the animaniacs were gone and breathed a sigh of relief,
"It was just a d-"
"Hellloooooooo Stranger!"
The three siblings said together and gives the toon a kiss on his face. He blushed before pulling them off, and just rubbed his face before looking at the siblings that were giving their cute looks,
"Alright. Since I know who you there's no need to intro-"
"I'm Yakko!"
"I'm Wakko!"
"And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III!"
"Could I just call you Dot?"
He asked and she nodded her head,
"Yes but call me Dottie and you'll die."
She said cutely with a cheerful smile, it sounded like a joke which made the toon chuckle before he noticed she was serious,
"O-Okay Dot, Yakko, and Wakko. My name is Thomas A Barker, and it's very nice to meet you three. Ask me questions if you want."
Thomas noticed Wakko about to eat his tablet before he yanks it out of the toons hand and shakes his head,
"Please don't eat that."
He noticed the entire place looked furnished and more a home,
"How did you get furniture already?"
He asked looking around the Water Tower and looked impressed,
"The animators and the writer of this fan fiction."
The siblings answered together,
"Figures. But I'm gonna get going now. If you could point me to the nearest motel I would get out of your hair."
He said before heading out the water tower but was stopped by Yakko,
"Hold the phone!"
Yakko tossed him a land line telephone before he heads over to his siblings to have a huddle together until the phone rings,
"Hello?"
He answered in confusion of how it was able to call,
"Congratulations caller! You won a lifetime stay at the best place in Burbank, California!"
He looked at the Warner siblings before putting the phone back up to his ear,
"Which is?"
He asked before he gets grabbed and kissed by the siblings from the phone,
"The Warner brothers Water Tower!"
They said together smiling which made Thomas pinch the bridge of his nose and sighs,
"What have I gotten myself into."
He thought to himself now fearing the situation he got himself into