Disclaimers - We do not own Transformers. I own Deena and Adele is owned by

AU - Bayverse

Summary - What happens when KSI taps into two fangirls' writing about them as well as rude conversations about them? Attinger and Savoy are beyond pissed as well as Joyce. However, one thing was not counted on. Optimus Prime and his counterpart saving them and becoming friends and possible lovers.

Transformers: Love's Humorous Fate

Chapter One

James Savoy, a member of CSI's Cemetery Wind, wandered the hallways of their headquarters. He was absolutely bored out of his fucking mind. There was nothing to do. No missions, no planning, nothing. All duties, paperwork included, have been done as well. So he headed to his office, just going to browse around on the internet. Who knows, maybe he would find some hot chick to go jerk off to out of his boredom.

"Let's see what comes up today," the man muttered to himself.

He turned on the computer, making sure to shut and lock the door. No need to be interrupted. Especially by his men. Not that Savoy had any shame when it came to sex, but still, he still enjoyed his time alone. Sometimes his men can be so stupid.

The web browser opened up and Savoy typed away, going through a random search. But something caught his eyes. Clicking on the link and looking closer, his mind stalled a bit. He read through the thing he found, one eye twitching in annoyance and some anger. He saved the website, looking at the user on there. Two names were listed. Sass-is-my-power and Get-me-if-you-can. He needed to find who these two were. He continued reading, curiosity getting the better of him.

"What the hell?!" Savoy shouted at that last paragraph he read. He hit a button on his phone. "Attinger, you and Joyce get your asses to my office. Something is fucked up here."

O...O

Deena typed away at her computer, grinning at the story she was almost done with. She didn't like how Age of Extinction had gone, so she was changing it up big time. Her sister typed at her laptop nearby on the bed. She was doing something similar, helping her sister write the story. They were sharing a Google Doc so they could both type on the same document and then post up what they had written. Well, Deena would post up what they had typed up.

Deena grinned wildly.

"This is our best story ever, don't you think?" Deena asked her younger sister.

Adele gave a sassy wiggle and punched the air.

"Better believe it," Adele answered as both girls never imagined the trouble they would be stirring.

KSI….

Attinger and Joyce came into Savoy's office.

"Aren't you supposed to be trying to catch Optimus Prime with your team?" Attinger demanded.

"There have been no sightings of him anywhere, when there is he's as good as captured. Right now, we have more pressing problems to deal with." Savoy said.

"Such as?" Joyce asked.

"Such as this," Savoy said, showing them what he was reading.

"What the hell is this?" Attinger demanded, growing furious with the insulting words he was reading about him, his team, and Joyce.

"Well, they have sass, that's for sure," said Joyce. "Find out who they are and bring them here for questioning. I want to know how they know about us."

"They even know about Lockdown," Attinger fumed. "No one but us three should know about him."

"They sound like troublemakers," said Savoy. "I'll get started on finding out where they are and bringing them here."

"Bring them into the interrogation lab room," said Attinger. "I want them in here. Now!"

Savoy hacked into the account, getting the location of the IP address. He got his team together, going out to the house. He would get to the bottom of this. And bring these rascals in.

O...O

"What do you want to do next for the next chapter?" Adele asked.

"Um... I don't know. Probably go kill off Lockdown and Attinger. Maybe even Savoy while at it," said Deena.

"How are we going to kill them off?" Adele questioned, looking up from her laptop.

"I was thinking during this next battle, the same way they do in Age of Extinction. So Savoy falling from the building, then Optimus killing Lockdown and Attinger," said Deena. "They did get what was coming to them. Especially Attinger and Lockdown."

"They're both creeps," said Adele. She perked when she heard noises.

"What's up sis? Hear something?" Deena asked.

"Yeah. Sounds like a few heavy vehicles coming this way," said Adele.

"I hear them too now," said Deena. "Are you expecting anyone?"

"No. You?" Adele asked.

"No," said Deena. She got up and looked outside, seeing black SUV vehicles coming in fast. "Get ready sis. We got company."

Adele laughed suddenly.

"Did we piss someone off?" Adele asked amused with her own question.

"Who knows let's go see," Deena mused.

The two sisters went outside seeing the vehicles and Deena felt her sister's hand slip into hers and squeeze it.

"Sis, why does this look so familiar?" Adele asked.

"It's not possible," Deena replied.

The girls saw the vehicles pull up then and for a second Deena thought seeing was seeing things.

"Is that?" Adele asked.

"Titus Welliver?" Deena said as she stared at the guy who got out of the one SUV.