One day Henry VIII and John Tudors went skateboarding.
"Check out this cool ollie, John Tudors," said Henry VIII, doing an ollie.
"Heh... not bad, but check out this kickflip!"
Just then a dragon flew down and started eating people.
"Oh no!" said Henry VIII, getting scared. "Now we'll die!"
"No we won't," said John Tudors. "We just need to use the bunker."
"Good thinking, John Tudors."
They left the dragon to eat people and they went to the secret underground bunker beneath the castle.
"We'll be safe down here," said John Tudors. "This should stop the dragon."
It did. The dragon ate all the townspeople above ground and then died from eating too much.
"Hooray!" cheered the Tudor family. "The kingdom is saved from the dragon! Good work, John Tudors!"
John Tudors smirked.
All in day's work.