Loki Charms Cereal
Author's note: shit
Loki woke up on the floor and was pissed. "FUCK!" He screeched. "FUCK! FUCKING FUCK!"
Thor was sleeping on the couch. "God damn it, what."
"FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS CEREAL SHIT IS WHAT."
"What?"
"FUCK!"
"FUCK WHAT?!"
"FUCK!"
"WHAT?!"
"IT'S FUCKING LIMITED EDITION!"
"WHAT!"
"FUCK! WE NEED TO GET IT! NOW!"
"FUCK!"
Hours later, Loki went to Walmart with Thor. People stared at the two. Loki was wearing his weird clothing, Thor was walking around in a robe holding a beer can.
"They made cereals of me." spoke Loki. "Loki Charms."
"Shit, what?"
"LOKI CHARMS!"
Thor opened up a beer and chugged it down. "Shit, wow."
Loki threw himself upon the cereal aisle and saw a child about to grab the last box. "OH FUCKING HELL NO YOU DON'T!" Screeched the horrid man as he slammed his body onto the child, destroying it. "THAT IS MY FUCKING BOX!"
The parents were nearby. "Oh thank god, a mercy abortion." They quickly ran out of the store and went on vacation.
Loki grabbed the cereal box and then slammed it into the face of Thor. "BUY ME THIS!" He screeched.
"Yeah, sure." Said Thor as he took out his hammer slamming it onto a random person's basket nearby.
"HEY, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!" Shouted the person that was pushing the basket Thor had smashed with his hammer.
"Huh, what? I don't know."
"JESUS!"
Loki walked up to the person and slapped them. "BITCH. WE ARE BUYING CEREALS. FUCK OFF."
Hours later, the two brothers finally arrived home.
"Yay!" Smiled Loki. "I got my cereals!"
"Haha!" Smiled Thor as he cracked open another beer can. "Yeah! That is the shit!"
The two had Loki Charms cereal and had a good day! Yay!
The moral of the story: fuck you