Disclaimer: My ass does not own Naruto.
Naruto Uzumaki was many things, but he was for sure, The Sage Of Six Dicks. For you see, he had Sagely powers that made all women in the immediate vicinity explode from horniness.
He could summon 5 shadow clones, and each of them coming with their own magnificent dick.
Added with his own, he was The Sage Of Six Dicks.
Then he came and died of STDs.
The end.