Tornado

*Its a warm Tuesday afternoon. Birds are chirping. Tigress and Canadian Po are picking flowers to give to Master Shifu. Oogway is taking his weekly bath. All things in the Dragon Warrior Kingdom are as they should be. Peace has for once, settled on the land. Monkey & Mantis are playing a game of chess. Brains are important too.*

Mantis, moves pawn forward 2 spaces. "Take that monkey, this opener is unbeatable!"

Monkey, moves his pawn forward 2 spaces. "HAHA! You thought you could stop me, but my brain is far to big!"

Mantis, moves a pawn forward one space. "You thought you knew my tricks monkey, but ive got you now"

*Monkey, in a blind rage, flips the chess board* "GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Monkey reaches his long noodly arms to the weapon rack, and grabs a battle hammer. "I CANT STAND YOU LIL GREEN TURD!"

Mantis, pulls a rusty prison shank out of his back pocket "Oh monkey, ive been looking forward to this for so long"

*Monkey starts swingin'. Mantis also starts swingin'. The rapid weapon swinging causes a tornado to begin formong between the two of them. Tigress notices and begins yelling. "Stop! STOP FIGHTING!"

*But it is too late. the tornado has formed, and it is heading right for Canadian Po and Tigress. Tigress and Canadian Po hold on to their flowers for dear life, but no amount of dragon warrior strength can keep the flowers from being taken away by the tornado. they flowers are thrown into the air, scattering all over the ground.*

Canadian Po "Im so sad right now man, Master Shifu was goona vibe out when he got those flowers"

Tigress "Canadian Po, don't hold back. give them what they deserve."

*Canadian Po, chocking back tears, runs to the garage.*

Tigress "Your done boys, this was the last straw"

In the distance, you hear Drake playing loud. Toronto's finest rapper. Around the corner comes a brand new dark blue Ford F-150, Driven by Canadian Po. Drake blasting through the speakers, he is driving trait at monkey and Mantis.

Mantis "We are sorry Canadian Po! We will get you more flowers!"

*But its tooo late*

SPLAT! SPLAT!

Monkey and Mantis are flattened. They are no more than Gooey Squishy lifeless corpses.

*Canadian Po, flips his hair as he gets out of his Ford F-150. He smiles at Tigress.* "Well, they weren't wrong when they said it could handle any terrain"