Act 1-1: End-of-School Celebration
Disclaimer: Larry Koopa, Morton D. Koopa Jr, Wendy O. Koopa, Iggy Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Roy Koopa, Ludwig Von Koopa, Bowser Junior, Bowser, Dry Bowser, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Cosmic Queen Rosalina, Wart, Morton Koopa Sr, Baby Mario & Luigi & Peach & Daisy & Rosalina & Wario & Waluigi & DK. All of them, except for Baby Waluigi and Morton Koopa Sr are owned by Nintendo. The former non-Nintendo was created by fans who were curious to see what Waluigi looked like as a baby, and the latter is Bowser's (spoilers) tyrannical father, also created by fans.
Yeah, another Super Mario fanfic, and before I even finished Super Phinio Koopas. I have no idea myself, but it just popped up in my head after reading a few fanfics about the Koopalings. I have no idea why people decide to continue putting Mario in the spotlight of many crossovers. Weird, right?
‼️WARNING!‼️ These stunts were performed by ridiculously durable dragon Koopas and you should NOT try this at home. This fanfic will also contain very, very, VERY dark moments in flashbacks involving the koopalings, especially in their backstories, and the 'Koopa Kingdom Civil War' (that will be explained in a later chapter). Mario and Luigi will also have dark moments as well. Don't like it, don't read it! Hopefully, it will have some jokes in there to lighten up the mood.
If there was one thing that a certain Koopa with blue hair hated, it was being bothered by a younger one that looks similar.
"LARRY!"
"Ludwig, it's the big day! You're gonna miss it if you—
"I don't care! I just vant to sleep in!"
"If you don't get up, then I'm getting Morton to annoy you, Luddy!"
"Oh, no. Not this again!" Luddy complained, before realizing that Larry called him a name he hated. "Don't call me Luddy!" Just then, a Koopa with darker skin and a star that covers half of his face showed up in an attempt to wake Ludwig up, speaking in an informal manner akin to the Hulk.
"LUDWIG NEED TO WAKE UP!"
"Ludwig was always the one to sleep in, since he's sort of a loner in comparison to the rest of his siblings, and speaks in a German accent as well. My brother Morton is usually pretty nice, but if you annoy him, or tempt him into doing it, he'll act very annoying. Best to stay on his good side, if possible. He's effectively a happy Koopa with a short fuse to anger. By the way, he also prefers to talk in a Hulk-like manner, yelling what he says despite being capable of talking normally."
"Hey, everyone! Check out my new invention!"
"Woah! Looks pretty interesting!"
"Iggy, although he's smart, is partially jerk-ish and acts sort of like a jerk to everyone, except Lemmy, since he's nice all the time, or like he's a world-famous scientist. Not gonna lie, he is somewhat famous, since a lot of his inventions helped people across the globe. Lemmy is his best friend and twin brother who, unlike Iggy, is perpetually happy and joyful. You won't ever see him upset, unless you break his ball, of course. Fun fact: Lemmy actually is somewhat smart, his goofiness tends to get the best of him when he tries to express how smart he is."
"Looks like rubbish to me. Who would use that sort of crap in the first place?" A bald, pink Koopa scolded a green-shelled Koopa with pineapple-like hair. "No one's gonna buy it!"
"Roy! I didn't reveal it yet! I haven't been able to make more of them! And viewers, don't complain that I'm a jerk, you know I'm nothing like that!"
"You've been acting that way towards the viewers every time now!" Lemmy pointed out that he was acting like that towards viewers all The time. Iggy, however, brushed off the comment.
"What? I'm just pointing out that no one would get it because of how ridiculous it is."
"And yeah, here comes Roy, mostly a jerk. He has some nice moments, but I've rarely seen him act that way. I also heard that girls absolutely love him, but I have no idea why. Also, there's Bowser Junior, I honestly have no idea why he's even here, though.
"If I were ya', then I'd go ahead and explain its function! Why would y'all need it when there's no apparent use for it!"
"HEY! I haven't even tested it yet!" Iggy lashed back at him. "Whatever, it's supposed to be something that can alter the physical appearance of someone."
"Ha, how would you like it if I used it on yeh and turn y'all to a jumbled-up, mutilated mess of polygons!" The purple-shelled Koopa retorted, and was on the receiving end of a blank stare from everyone else, except for Lemmy, who was about to crack up.
"What? It's not like I was actually gonna use it on you."
"Haha, I caught ya'! It's actually not meant for that, silly! Only Kamek can do that! If you want to mutilate us, then you could get him upset and he'll turn us into said polygonal jumble that Four turned Pin into!"
"Lemmy, did you just make a circus machine!?"
"'Knew you'd say that! That's exactly what it is! Well, sort of, we're using it to transport an entire circus across the globe. Describe it, Yellow Face!"
"Wanna move a building that's too big to move? Then buy our brand-new port-a-building—"
"POW!"
"ROY!"
"What? How does he get to make commercials out of nowhere while we can't?"
"He was our advertiser! You can't just kill him like that, we hired him for that exact purpose!"
"Well, to be honest, he did lock Purple Face in a box after BFDIADO 11..."
"We have no recovery centers, so we can't bring him back here!"
"And don't forget me, Larry Koopa—"
"Wait, have you been introducing us to the viewers?"
"Uh, yes. Why not introduce ourselves? Anyways, I'm pretty normal compared to the rest of my sibling—"
"What the hell is going on here?" A female Koopa walked into the scene, barging in and asking what happened to the special guest. "You were supposed to make him feel welcome, Roy! Look what you did!"
"I'll be darned. Really sorry for punching out Yellow Face."
"It's okay— wait, YOU'RE PURPLE! You don't know ANYTHING!"
"Sheesh, Roy's the one with an actual purple shell, not me."
"If you'd go meet with king dad, then you'd be fine."
"Yeah, Wendy is the only girl in the family, and is either very nice or a spoiled brat, therefore making her bipolar. I'd rather you get on her nice side, but don't worry, she'll only act bratty if you push her too far—
"Haha, I'm pushing Wendy!"
"NOT LITERALLY! Anyways, as I was saying, she also likes to be on her phone, and, and, and—"
"It's okay, Larry. You don't need to lecture viewers about us. They already know, I'm sure they get it."
"Hey, kids!"
"Hey, King Dad!"
"Hey, mr king-sir-knight-whatever Bowser!"
"You only have to refer to me as the first title you said. It's King Bowser I, King of Dark Land.
"Hey, I'm from YoyleLand!"
"YoyleLand? Never heard of that place."
"Oh, yeah! The place with purple grass, and the only place to get YoyleBerries!"
"Gotta go, bye!"
"Morton miss Yellow Face!"
"Well, he does have to go back to north Goiky to attend BFB..." Iggy sarcastically commented to Morton.
"IGGY RIGHT!"
"Can't believe that Morton is sarcastic himself, yet he doesn't get it when other people use it." Lemmy pointed out how hypocritical Morton can be, but accidentally made him cry. "Don't be sad, at least you're okay.
"It's okay, Morty."
"LEMMY AND LARRY RIGHT! I'M FINE THE WAY I AM!"
"Anyways, kids, we have some BIG things planned today!" The Koopa King announced before realized that only 7 of his 8 kids were here. "JUNIOR!"
"Coming, papa!"
"If we're just going to Six Flags, then why don't we just get in the Van?"
"This is important, y'all! If you don't know anything about it, then you'll see when we're there."
"I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just... I... I... I can't explain."
"Okay, this better be fun!"
"Just SHUT UP and GET IN THE VAN!"
"Actually, don't get in the Van. That's a mockup that Iggy created when BFDIADO came out." Lemmy revealed that it was a mockup that had no internal motor nor Leg-Powered Recovery Center.
If there was one thing that he wanted to know, then exactly why did Bowser schedule this? Why? he thought. If he did end up planning this in advance, then did he have to set up an entire party just for the 9 of them. Was it just us, or is there something he had yet to know? If he didn't know what this was, then what is this 'party' he was invited to? His train of thought was soon interrupted by his one-and-only sister, Wendy O. Koopa.
"You know, Larry, I have similar thoughts to you, too."
"How, so?"
"I mean, that why would we all go if Morton had bad grades—"
"We're here!"
"To be honest, I have no idea myself why I was allowed despite having bad grades at the end of school. I know it sounds weird that I suddenly speak fluent English, but eh, whatever."
"And Morton, since you almost failed, you have to..." Bowser was about to state Morton's punishment, but suddenly paused, giving enough time for the remaining Koopas to respond with a flat 'What?'.
"WHAT?"
"Wear a Mario costume for the entire party! No taking it off, at all, or you'll have to wear another one for an entire WEEK!"
"Aww, do I have to do this?"
"Hahahaha! Finally someone other than me has to endure such a silly punishment!"
Inside the Electrodrome, it was a nightclub, with disco ball lights, food, drinks, photo booths, a live DJ, and plenty more.
"WOAH!" The Koopas collectively gasped.
"This is AMAZING!"
"Finally, I can enjoy a party without having to cosplay as one of those ridiculously cute rabbit! Not gonna lie, they are cute, just the idea of having to cosplay as one really gets on my nerves."
Meanwhile, after eating a big chunk of the food, Larry found it hard to not slip away and stay hidden. Unfortunately, one of the rudest jerks in the school followed him around and harassed him.
"Hey, punk-face! I know we haven't met in a while, but I'm glad to see you back, buddy!" A large Koopa about Roy's size, but with a cyan head and a short Mohawk, barged in and mocked him to the point that he was speechless. "What'd ya think?"
"I.. I—"
"Tell me NOW, wimp, or else I'll grab you by the tail and fling you into the DJ!"
"What? No! I just wanted to slip away from everyone else! Why'd you follow me?"
"'Cause I saw you spying and I wanna say 'hello!'"
"Who are you, anyways?"
"Remember me? I'm the biggest, baddest bully at school! I am Eli Worth!"
"Oh, I remember you!"
"HA! If you'd ever know, the one thing that makes you pathetic, is YOU!"
"MORTON!? ROY!? LUDWIG!" Larry screamed for help from his siblings, but Eli just mocked him. "Somebody! HELP!"
"HA! You really think that those 'friends' of yours will help you? Luddy's a joke, he's just gonna backstab you at some point—"
"Yeh really think ya' can mess with my family like that? You clearly need a lesson, bro!" Roy suddenly barged in, and to Larry's defense, punched Eli to the ground.
"Please, mercy me!"
"I ain't gonna kill you! Yeh just need a lesson to be taught!"
"Then why'd ya' punch me?"
"Because yeh did that to Larry! Ya'll know ya' shouldn't be messing with him!"
"Then what's with the accent, my boy—" Eli tried to fight back, but ended up being punched again.
"Well, that takes care of it for now!"
"MORTON HATE MARIO COSTUME!"
"Well, if youre not gonna wear it, you might have to do it for an entire week!"
"Hehe, let's just keep going with the party!
Several hours later, the koopalings had a great time, minus Morton, who was complaining about his Mario cosplay. Bowser even had a good time with his son, too. However, something still lingered in Larry's mind, something that he just can't get rid of. He had many crazy thoughts about what would happen if things went wrong. There was one particular building that caught his eye, something he didn't notice before.
"I'm actually wondering what this particular building is doing here. Seems out-of-place for such a beautiful city."'
"Probably just something to do with the branding and/or architecture. I mean, I've seen plenty of odd stuff like that in various other cities around the globe, like with the Reunion Tower next to a bunch of square/rectangular buildings in Downtown Dallas, and the Historic T&P station in Downtown Fort Worth. The entirety of London has oddly shaped skyscrapers, too, and what about that Bass Pro Shop in Memphis? Woah, it's inside a giant Pyramid." Wendy pointed out some oddball skyscrapers in the real world, then
"Don't forget the Battle Tower in Pokémon Sword and Shield! The Space Needle in Seattle is also an oddball, and everything in the Cap Kingdom, or Bonneton, as some of you viewers know it as, have hat-shaped buildings, one of them being a tall, hat-shaped skyscraper as the capital building. I actually find it ironic that most of the offices are located in the top-most floor, and if you count the Lookout in Adventure Bay, though I'm not sure if it's tall enough to count. New Donk City also has skyscrapers on top of skyscrapers! Isn't that crazy? There's also a Ferb-shaped one in Danville, which is where Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc. resides. We are NOT going to that building after reading what he did to you in one of DandyAndy1989's fan—"
"IGGY!" Everyone except Lemmy groaned about how much excessive detail Iggy is adding to what Wendy said.
"Come on, you don't have to go into that much detail!"
"Why not let him do it? He's the smart one, after all! Although I'm smart myself, I can barely explain anything without cracking up and inserting a joke into my ex-plain-ation! Get it?"
"LEMMY!" Everyone except Iggy groaned at Lemmy for inserting an irrelevant joke into an explanation. Iggy was the only one who laughed.
"That's not as obvious as this one..." Larry pointed towards a tall, purple, triangular skyscraper, almost like a triangular version of the Bank Of America one in Dallas. "Looks kinda fishy in comparison to last time we saw it, since this time, it's purple, like a neon-ish version of Doofenschmirtz. Every time we saw it before, it was Green, like the Dallas one."
"You know, I really have no idea why, but I think you're right. The Bank of Koopa Kingdom would never suddenly renovate their headquarters..."
"Anyways, kids! We're almost home!"
"This is Kamek, an elderly magikoopa that, I guess raised Bowser? I don't really know the full story, since I haven't played any of the Yoshi games. Not really sure if Kamek would let me play them anyways, since he claims that they are bad influences. I have no idea why he acts that way towards me, since Luddy—"
"Don't call me Luddy!"
"I mean, Ludwig, has them, yet Kamek is perfectly fine with him. The one time I did get to play a Yoshi game, I got in trouble when Bowser found out and told Kamek. Kammy is his presumable love interest, I have no idea whether they're married or are just partners, since Bowser never told me, but I have no idea why he told Ludwig about it and refused to tell me, of all people. Guess it's better for me to figure out myself?"
"LARRY! Don't you DARE tell viewers about vhose tvo Magikoopas!"
"What? I... I... I was just making sure they know!"
"Unfortunately, it would be a bad idea to tell you at your age. I mean, it wouldn't be safe for you. I just don't want you hurt!"
"Why?"
"Unfortunately, it's a dark story on how Bowser managed to become king."
"Then why is the Bank of Koopa Kingdom tower purple?" Larry tried you change the subject, only to receive a stare, signaling that the don't know what he was talking about.
To Be Continued...
Given the summary of this story, this chapter may seem irrelevant towards the title and summary, but trust me, it will become relevant soon.