Disclaimers – I do not own Transformers Hasbro does this is just for fun.
Humor
Summary – One-shot – Optimus just wants a little sleep after the Chicago battle but everyone else seems to need him all at once.
Yes, that's very nice, but can I go to sleep now?
The battle was long and tiring, and Optimus was in a great deal of pain. His pain levels were so high, that it was a good thing he had a high tolerance for pain. All he wanted to have was some seriously needed recharge, but his chief medical officer, Ratchet had other ideas for him.
"Prime, I need to see to repairing your servo for you." Ratchet replied firmly with a serious expression on his faceplates, which left little doubt he was not in the mood for arguing with his leader and Prime.
Optimus glanced at Ratchet and sighed heavily.
"I am exhausted, Ratchet, so, very exhausted," Optimus replied his voice pattern showing exactly how tired he truly was.
"I know that, but you were badly injured, Optimus, we're lost much and too many. I have to repair you first you're our leader and Prime." Ratchet insisted.
Optimus sighed once more.
"Very well, but please hurry, Ratchet I am so tired," Optimus mumbled.
"Yes sir, I shall do my best." Ratchet replied with a slightly sarcastic tone with a smile.
Several hours later….
Ratchet had fixed Optimus' servo right away and his other serious wounds, which Optimus was so very thankful for.
"All done." Ratchet replied with a smirk.
"Yes, that's very nice, but can I go to sleep now? Optimus said.
Optimus walked rather slowly passed his soldiers, and each one said something to him.
"The battle was bad but the war is over now, boss, si?" Mirage asked.
"Yes, that's very nice, but can I go to sleep now?" Optimus mumbled as he walked away.
Mirage and some of Optimus' other soldiers glanced at each other than over at their leader, and Prime and had a confused expression on their faceplates.
"Are you alright, Prime?" Sideswipe asked.
"Yes, that's very nice, but can I go to sleep now?" Optimus replied once more.
Lennox and Epps came by Optimus and started to talk to him until he walked away mumbling that same thing all over again.
"Yes, that's very nice, but can I go to sleep now?" Optimus mumbled.
"What's wrong with, Optimus?" Epps and Lennox both asked of their friend.
"He is very tired." Ratchet answered as he also watched his leader walk away.
The two human soldiers watched as the kind sparked leader walked so slowly away when Sam and Carly ran up to Ratchet and the others.
"What's wrong with, Optimus?" Sam asked.
"He is tired." Ratchet answered. "He needs a much-deserved recharge," Ratchet added.
Sam smirked then.
"What are you thinking, Samuel?" Ratchet demanded of the boy.
"You'll see," he said in a sing-song tone of voice with a crafty expression on his face.
"What is that boy up to?" Ratchet demanded.
"Nothing good, I bet," Lennox said with a laugh.
"Hold on," Sam quickly said as he ran after his best friend.
Sam ran quickly ran up to Optimus laughing and suddenly in an extremely happy mood as Bumblebee walked up to the others watching the scene unfold.
"Hey Optimus, I have awesome news, wanna hear it?" Sam asked him.
Optimus slowly turned around and glanced down at Sam. The boy appeared so happy he did not have the spark to say no to him.
"Very well, Sam, what is your good news?" Optimus asked him.
"I'm pregnant!" Sam exclaimed as he waited for an answer.
"Yes, that's very nice, but can I go to sleep now?" Optimus said as Sam smirked but still heard a loud sound like something fell behind him.
He turned to find Bee on the ground with a smile on his faceplates.
"Bee?" Sam asked softly.
"He's happy for you, silly human. Our race can become sparked because its simply an extra spark that grows near our own sparks." Ratchet explained as he scanned Sam. "But you have not become impregnated, Samuel." Ratchet remarked sourly.
"I know, it was just a joke, Ratchet!" Sam said.
"Sam, don't you get it?" Carly questioned.
"Huh?" Sam asked as Carly rolled her eyes then.
"Bee thought you were serious," Carly said as she gazed up at Ratchet. "Human males can't get pregnant, Ratchet only the females," Carly explained.
Ratchet merely huffed at her words.
"Humans are sometimes so….
"Not all humans, Ratchet." She said as she looked at Sam. "Males are inferior, women supreme." Carly said with a laugh as she wiggled away with a laugh as Arcee cackled wildly.
"Oh Primus, help us." Ratchet replied. "I think we're all trouble." He remarked as he walked away refusing to even go to that topic about femmes.
The End