Alright I would like to address some things first before I start this story.

First things first this will be the first story I wrote outside of highschool, so don't come here expecting amazing writing practices.

Second thing is that I will write spontaneously and thus won't have a schedule for this.

Third, but not least I'm doing it because the fact there isn't more nioh stories feels like a travesty, so i'm not doing this for the readers, but for myself so if you enjoy it along the way and tell me it would be appreciated but not needed.

Of course Im open to reasonable critism and please tell me about any grammar mistakes you can notice.

And with that done lets begin.


'Everything was just fine until the fire nation attacked is what I would have said if I died by fire or some shit like that, but thankfully I didn't instead I died nice and easy.'

'By good ol truck-kun running me over smashing my insides and making my head pop like a watermelon.'

'Now any normal person would have freaked out by the fact that they're dead, but I never gave 2 fucks 'bout it.

'I don't know why I don't want to know either, but I suppose I realized we are temporary ant in this cruel world...'

'Anyway as I was saying before that rant'

'I'm dead as hell, I'm never going to sleep or eat, hell even breathe again considering I'm some sort of spirit now.'

'Now I'm here waiting in this dark abyss waiting for something to pop out for who knows how long and... speak of the devil.'

"Had a nice little monologue with your lonesome huh?" The figure started.

"Well I don't blame you some people if they wait long enough go insane, so you got off lightly.

'Ah yes me dieing and waiting anxiously for some sort of judgement from some deity is getting off easy, of course' I say irritated , but with good reason considering the subject matter is my very recent death.

" Ah well if its going to be like that then I'll make you wait another few decades for you to calm down, so we can reach an amicable conversation from both of us."

'Alright, alright I get it I'm sorry no need to threaten me.'

I say giving panicked platitudes. 'I'll control myself I just needed to let a little steam out.'

"I know I'm just messing with you" he said with amused tone on his voice." but in all seriousness, I have a problem concerning you" he said

It felt like it got colder all of a sudden when he mentioned this

'What's that supposed to mean?!'

"It means you will have the chance to be isekaid in your human terms."

'Oh that's it then, let's fuckin goooooo!' I said calmly

'Wait do i get to choose my powers or the world I would be reborn in?'

"I'll let choose your powers or world, but in exchange I'll control the decision of the other option in a reasonable way of course.' he explained "I can't let you be a super saiyan in Akame ga kill or vice versa."

'Alrighty it makes sense, so I won't make a fuss about it, but that begs the question what sort of powers should I have?'

'I don't want to die again or at least quickly, but I also want to be strong enough to protect myself'

'I try to look at my recent memories before my death and since I played lots of video games it's the only thing that comes to mind when I'm thinking of middling power is... Nioh.'

'More specifically the second game where I made even worked for the platinum trophy.'

"You came to your decision then?"

'Yeah my Nioh 2 character and all their equipment and experience that they had them please.'

"Well if your being so polite I don't see why not, but it will hurt just a bit."

"Okay then too late then get outta here and enjoy your new life pawn."

'Wait what's that supposed to meaaaannnn!!

I say as I'm falling down deeper into the abyss.

The Glowing thing just grins and says to it self "I hope you provide proper entertainment unlike all the other failures." he says grinning.


"Fuck!!" 'Fuck! my whole body hurts like hell even the parts I didn't know I had' So I just lay down facing the evening sun waiting for the pain subside just enough for me to stand up on my own strength.

"Its not exactly comfortable laying on my back like this, but it could be worse"

I start to slowly stand up despite the pain, then I start to notice something i should have noticed earlier.

"Im taller" Not by much, but enough to be noticable

'That's weird I should be a lot taller considering a basically made the dude a giant.' Then I look down and see to blobs of fat on my chest and an emptiness of where my manhood should be

"No" I say as I start taking my clothes off

"Noooo!!!!" I say in pain as I visually confirm the disappearance of the family jewels.


While I cried in despair a separate party made its self known a few hours later when it got a wind of my scent and heard a screech

"Well well well a nice and easy morsel for just for me" said the hideous creature one that dares call itself a Yokai

Once I realize there's a very real threat to my recently gained health my body instantly changed

In the blink of an eye my body went and grabbed the very sharp sword from its sheath to a low stance of an experienced veteran with an aura to match.

The creature is instant on guard as well, but still arrogant for it thought itself superior to a lowly human with not even a nichirin blade at their possession.

It never once crossed its mind that the weapons I have are anything, but normal.

'As the fucker came at me at slow motion I thought of many ways to kill it, I finally decided on one by the time the thing reached me.'

In a flash the false yokai lost both its arms then felt it's head being beheaded by a different blade, the Sohayamaru in it's dagger like form.

'While it's body was disintegrating I cleaned off my blade of its blood, I realized what I did.'

I started spewing chunks at its face for some final disrespect

I was wondering why I was vomiting I came to the conclusion when the nausea hit me

I didn't feel sick when I killed it, but had more of a thrill not at its death, but the hope it would give a good fight

Thus it hit me either I'm a battle junkie or a adrenaline junkie now. If there's even a difference between the two, both are pretty bad to have in general since I might lose what ever sanity I have left.

"Oh well I got bigger problems now like, how the fuck do I pee??!!"