Maul wakes up on a London street with a man over him. Maul punches the man in the balls and stabs him with the knife everyone in London has. Maul thinks about what led him here. He remembers that he died. He is now in hell. London is hell. Maul knows he has to escape, but has no idea how to leave. London keeps every9oine in the city. If he tries to leave he will put put on display at a London Museum. He walks to the nearest pub on the quest fro information. On his way there people try to mug him sixteen times. When he enters t. He only person who gives him info is DougMccord, who is also a god from another dimension. Doug tells Maul where he is, and how the only way to escape is to defeat the queen, liberate the museums, detroy that one bridge, and bring dentistry to London. Oh yeah to also kill the seven deadly sins like in Dantes Inferno but with good blocking. "Dante's Inferno was about fighting through the seven circles of Hell, not the seven deadly sins." replied Maul. Mccord feeling ashamed scurried off, murmuring death threats twoard Maul in the process. As Maul wenr to go start his tasks the entire pub stood up and pulled knifes on him. Not wanting to get mugged again Maul draws his lightsaber. For some reason the stupid pub attendes wont get out of the way of a literal lasser sword that will kill them all so Mual resorst to other tactics. He shows the attackers his smiole, and his not messed up teeth mesmerizes the people enough for him to leave. But as soon as he closes his mouth he gets charged. Maul turns the lightsaber on and spins it. The laser wind pushes the knife wielders back, cutting their skin causing blood to drip to the ground. Maul stops his defense and goes to leave, but one person remained. Having hid behind the counter the last attacker jumps the bar and runs as fast as he can towards Maul. Knife in hand he prepares to sned Maul to the museum. However he wasn't looking at the floor and ended up slipping on his fellow pub patrons blood. The man goes flying up into the air and lands on his neck with a horrible crunch. He dies instantly, in a crappy London pub. The worst way to die because he will be burried forever in Lodnon which is just misery forever because he's stuck wandering the worst city on earth. Its such an awful place. Mual sheaths his lightsaber and finally leaves the pub, now filled with the always soulles bodies of Londeners. He decides to go after the queen first, after all the Queen of Elizabeth is so old she should already be dead, unless she did die and now rules over hell, in which case he has to be stronger. Realizing that he should get stronger before ending Elizabeth he decides to get more gear from the museums he has to liberate. Maul immediately looks for transport. Without any money he has to steal a car. The problem is London uses stupid, baby earth cars, and not the epic, manly spaceships and hover bikes from space. Maul considers the choices, learn to drive and be stuck in Lodnon for longer, or steal a car and wing it. He makes the obvious decision and goes to find the coolest looking car he can find. Maul turns a corner and sees the swarms of traffic surrounding him. If he steals a car he won't be able to escape before the police arrive. Mauls surveys his surroundings, trying to see if theres someone who will help him. The nearest person is a block away, past all the traffic because his murder spree killed evryone else. Mual being the epic gamer he is took out his lightsabe and spun it like a helicopter blades to fly over the traffic like the coolest thing ever to reach the person. The mystery person Mauls chasing immediately senses his presence and starts running. Maul not wanting to waste time chasing the man barks out to the man "Stop running or you're dead." The man stops running suddenly, as if another step would instantly kill him, because it would. "What's your name" Maul snarled as he approached the man. "G-G-G-Gyles" stammered the man. Maul looked at the mans awful teeth. "Thats a stupid name, from now on your name is Snaggletooth" Maul snorted his reply to the man. "But I like my name" was Snaggletooths meek reply. Maul punched him. "Everytime you complain I'll pumch you." Maul angrily told SNaggletooth, clearly annoyed by him liking his own name, but all London names are stupid, they call chips crisps like psychopaths. "Wheres the nearest museum. Maul asked Snaggletooth. When Snaggle didn't reply Maul punched him again. "WHERE IS THE NEAREST MUSEUM?" Mauls violent actions attracted some bystanders,and some where on the phone with 999 because they had to ruin 911 also. Maul didn't realize this as he was still yelling at Snaggle for the nearest museum. He finally gave up on Snaggle and pushed him into oncoming traffic but not before taking his knife. Then the cry of police sirens filled the air as the police with their funny hats showed up. "Hey you uh red boy" cried on of the police officers, not being able to think of an offensive term for Maul " Stop that or we'll tickle you." Maul unimpressed flew with his laser sword over to the police and kicked the one who yelled at him in the balls. The other officers tried to tickle Maul, some got to him but they couldn't get him to laugh. Even threatening to call his mom didn't work. Maul arranged the police into a circle on the floor. Then he put hsi sbaer on them and spun it. The laser ripped through the polices backs, causing blood to spill to the street. The blood was then mixed up by the sowrd causing the offiecer to be covered in their friends blood. Maul satisfied with his work flipped the laser sword off and picked it up. With his enemies dead he now had a police car for himself. Maul entered the car started it up, and got stuck in traffic. Maul realizesd he didn't fix anything but got the police after him. When more squad cars showed up he felt confident, after all the others were easy to take care of, but then he heard a shot. A group of Londoners mixed with American DNA were sent after Maul, after being kept a secret by the police for so long they can finally serve their purpose. WIth showers of bullets raining down on him maul knew the only way to escape was to run. So he did. He jumped out the cars windshield and started running down traffic. Maul knew he couldn't beat the Americans and couldn't distract them because they actually had good teeth and owuldn't be distracted by his good teeth. Suddenly Mual fell on the ground and heard the shots getting closer. Maul saw how he was shot in the leg, and how the Americans grew ever closer. The last thing Maul heard before blacking out was another shot, this one going into his other leg. B ut not before Mau. Destroys every copy of Fire Emblem ever.
Maul woke up in one of Londond old dungeons that they don't use any more for some reason. His legs hurt because the got shot. He tried to walk to the dungeons door, but both his legs gave out and he fell to the floor. He lied on the flooor, in his own misery. He couldn't move and was at the mercy of the stupid British. Then a police cAme in and kicked him. And kicked him again. Maul then bit the guys leg because he didn't like being was then kicked with the other leg, which he then subsequently bit. Now the police was on tge3 floor with maul and they both got in a punching match on the floor. Maul defeated the guy because the Londons don't know how to fight. The door was still open so he crawled his wAy out. The hallway Maul is now in isn't a step up form his cell. It's still London but its dirty now. He slowly crawled through the hallway, grunting in pain every time he moved. He eventually made it into a room. There was also robot legs there which he put on so he can now walk. With his new speeds he kicks down a locked door. Inside is contraband from all the prisoners in the dungeon. He goes fr his lightsaber but sees a chainsaw. Using some force magic he turns the chainsaw into a lightsaber chainsaw. Now with some truly epic power in his hands he decides to complete his tasks, but first he needs to leave the dungeon. On his way he also destroys more Fire EMblem games. The more Maul goes through the dungeons the more he feels lost. Then he realizes he's lost in a maze. The maze wasn't designed goos because it's London, so Maul just uses the laser chainsaw to cut through the walls to the maze to escape. That turned out to be a bad move because without the walls support the entire place started to collapse around Maul. Maul ran as fast as his new robot legs could take him, but he couldn't out run his problems and ends up crushed under the weight of the dungeon. Maul then wakes up outside in another ally, this time with no one standing over him. He remembered that he's already dead so he can't die, and because he's a gamer he respawns. Maul still has his gear on him, but he has no idea where he is. He then sees a person, and for a change of pace he mugs them. Taking their money and phone Maul uses google maps to check out where he is currently. He finds out that he's near that place with the Queen of ELizabteh. Maul knows his laser chainsaw can defeat the ELizabeht so he decides to get that off his bucket list. And he throws the guy he mugged int traffic for no witnesses and leaves before the police arrive. Maul reaches the front of that place with ELizabeth and prepares for the fight inside. Maul then remembers the guards won't move and just walks past them. Now in the place Maul uses the google to find where the Elizabeth is. Maul finds she's in a place and goes to her. On the way he fights members of the royal family, but I don't know about them so no fight scene. AT least he reaches the queens location. Screaming some random movie quote he charges the door and prepares for the fight. As soon as he'd enters the room he's hit with lightning, The queen saw him coming and prepared her magic powers against him. Maul didn't care, he had the laser chainsaw! Queen of ELizabeth didn't stand a chance. Maul jumped at her, and tried to hit her with a robot kick. But LEizabteh had the force and just held him in air as she prepared her laser chainsaw. This one looking like Daddy Bakers from Resident EVil Seven Biohazard. Maul having played the game knows what will happen and prepares for a tough fight. How ever Queen didn't know that Maul had a trick up his sleeve, he could just call the QUeen racist for beating a minority. Then queen charges Maul, chainsaw all fired up ready to cut him up, and Maul rolls out of the way, barely missing the singing blades of the QUeens weapon. Maul starts his chainsaw and formu,takes a plan. He'll distract the queen and when she's not looking film everything. Maul immediately springs into action. Running with chainsaw out the queen prepares to block the laser, but is taken off guard when Maul suddenly kicks her in the face with thr robot legs. He goes for another attack but the queen uses her force magic to pick him up, take him and throws him. Maul hits a wall and it hurts, but was happy as he had all the footage he needed. Posting it to Twitterdotcom he lets the world know that Queen of Elizabeth is racist. This strike hurts the queen greatly. That means her heart explodes. Maul feels relieved, one of his tasks has been completed but the queens body begins to shake. Colorless blood begins to seep from her so-called corpse. Tentacles burst from the body. The queen turned out to be a lovecraftian entity and being called racist on Twitterdotcom turned her into her true form. The queens former body began to fall apart as more tentacles and nightmare parts emerged. Maul watched in horror as a racist demon monster stood in front of him, ready to kill him. Maul didm't think death was epic so he brought out the laser chainsaw, ready to fight. Maul ran to the nearest tentacle, and brought the chainsaw to it. Laser bits flew in the air but the tentacle didn't fall off. The entity laughed and swatted Maul away. Landing against another wall. Maul's robot legs cushion the blow but he's still left prone. He thinks about how the ancient ones were killed in the lovecraft stories. He remembers that Cthulhu was put into slumber when a boat hit him, so a flying spaceship should kill the queen. Using that stolen phone he has he steals a spaceship and drives it into the queen somehow. The queen clearly reacts in pain, but since Maul flew a spaceship into the queens place he is now labeled a terrorist, and his Twitterdotcom account was banned. Banning the account caused Mauls Twitterdotcom post about the queen to vanish, sending her back to her weaker form, now very damaged. Maul takes the laser saw and cuts her head off. Then more police arrives because he's a terrorist, but Maul takes his lightsaber out and flies away with the helicopter move.
Maul lands after flying for a few hours. When he lands in a small town he thinks everything will be nice and calm until he hears a giant gun fun in the towns center. He then sees Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in police gear. Maul has somehow made his way into the classic movie Hot Fuzz. Running through the town to get to safety Mauk gets shot again, but since his legs are robots the don't hurt. Angry Mauls says some offensive words to the town citizens, which causes them to all shoot at him. Maul steals a car and drives off, hitting the main antagonist of Hot Fuzz Simon Skinner, in the process. The NWA chases after Maul angry at him for ruining their chance at becoming Village of the Year. One of the NWA films Maul and puts it on Twitterdotcom. The NWAs plan of cancelling Maul fails as everyone who has seen Hot Fuzz defends Maul, and cancel the NWA instead. Like the queen all their hearts explode. Maul rushes out to avoid more lovecraft entities but they still come after him. Also Maul ran over the secondary antagonist of Hot Fuzz Simon Skinner, not the main antagonist Frank Butterman. Maul realizes he can't transform them back because he can't access Twitterdotcom to fix everything because he was banned for being a terrorist. So Maul just continues driving his small car away from multiple godlike beings who could destroy the world. But he's in London even though Hot Fuzz doesn't take place in London so everything could get destroyed for all he cares. Besides, he has to liberate some museums.
Snaggletooth woke up on the street. The slow moving traffic kept him from being killed. He was angry at the strange red man who pushed him into the street. "I will get revenge!" He thought to himself. He walked through the London streets, trying to find his house to make plans about his revenge. Then he gets hit by a car and dies.
Maul drives too fast and ends up hitting someone. The impact of the crash also causes the car to stop. Maul gets out and sees he hit Snaggletooth. He goes over to him and asks him "Snaggletooth what are you doing her?" Snaggletooth replies with "Mys names Gyles." Maul punches him. Then the elderitch abominations show up, and Maul starts running. Snaggletooth is eaten by the abominations, dying again. The abominations start tearing the city up, and one of them almost eats Maul if it wasn't for his robot legs allowing quick escapes. Maul realizes he can use this to his advantage, he can make them destroy the museums for him. All he has to do is let them destroy the city, and he has to survive. Maul thinks on the best way to survive, and he thinks for a while. Maul comes up with the idea to blend in the Lodnon people to keep the abominations from discovering where he is. To get into the mood Maul mugs a random person. Maul then mugs another, and another, and another to the point where there are bounites on his head from Londons mugging gangs to take him off the street so they can mug people. Boba Fett appears and tries to kill Maul. His jetpack keeping him safe above Maul. Maul ducked and dodged away from the blaster bolts Boba shot at him, and slid under a piece of wrecked building the abominations destroyed. Fett touches the ground, blaster ready as he prepares to take Maul out for the reward of the chips pass, allowing Boba Fett to refer to potato chips as chips and not Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delight. Boba kicks the rubble away and as soon as he does Maul jumps out with the laser chainsaw, hitting Boba in the helmet knocking him down on the ground. Maul stalks over to the deafted bounty hunter, ready to cut him up when suddenly Boba pulls out an actual gun and shoots Maul in the chest. The hit hurts Maul, giving Boba enough time to stand up and approach Maul. He pulls out a knife and just as he's about to stab his victim Maul recovers, shoving his horns into Fett's chest. Due to the armor Boba wears Mauls attack doesn't hurt him, but it gave Maul the time to escape from Bobas grasp and activate his lightsaber as the laser chainsaw is on the ground twenty two feet, four inches away. Boba pulls out his ultimate weapon, his own tv show. This gives him plot armor allowing him to dodge all of Mauls strikes. Maul knows he has to get his own plot armor, but is canonically dead. After thinking about if for a while Maul knows what he has to do. Maul opens up Wattpad and starts writing a fanfic about himself, which is just the first Austin Powers movie but Austin Powers is Maul. Now with his own story Maul gains plot weapons which allows him to defeat plot armor. Boba, whos off put by this turn of events grabs his phone to cancel Maul on Twitterdotcom to turn him into an eldritch god, which will instantly die when touched by someone with plot armor. Maul throws a rock at Bobas phone, breaking it. Boba calls in the plot spaceship which can go anywhere and not be destroyed so he can escape the plot killer known as Maul. Maul calls up Disney itself to tell it to remove Boba Fett from canon so he doesn't have to fight him, because Boba will be back with more guns if he escapes. Disney says no, and Maul says he will end the entire Star Wars universe, losing Disney money if Boba isn't removed from canon. Disney compromises and says they wil send Boba far away from Maul, but it will take awhile. Also angry fans will go after him. Maul knows he can take incels but not Fett so he agrees. The second the call ends a tsunami of Star Wars fans rise from the earth and try to attack Maul for his canon change. Maul uses the force to throw buildings at them, and the eldritch beings kill a few. In the process one fan hits Boba at a speed of 89 miles per hour. Boba falls to the ground and his last words are "I am in pain with an S." and he disappears, sent to Spain by Disney. Then his spaceship crushes the remaining fans, and explodes killing a few of the eldritch monstrosities in the process, and then flies up into the air and crashes into the bridge in Arizona, checking off another of Mauls tasks. NOw all that's left is dentistry, museums, and the seven deadly sins. As Maul prepares to destroy another museum he suddenly feels uncomfortable. He turns around and sees Austin Powers rising from the ground. "Smashing" he exclaims as he stalks toward Maul. "You stole my script!" Austin shouts at Maul "So when I was hired to stop you I agreed." Maul throws a rock at Austin. "Oh Behave!" Is the reply Austin gets. Maul runs, to escape the unstoppable force that is Austin Powers. Maul doesn't have connections to who owns Austin Powers so he can't send him to Spain. Maul thinks back to the Austin Powers movies, and tries to remember if AUstin was ever defeated. He remembers Austin couldn't fight when he lost his mojo. Maul goes to find a time machine so he can go back in time to steal his mojo. Through unexplainable ways Maul gets his hands on a time machine. Maul somehow can travel through time while in the afterlife, and ends up in the sixties. Maul mugs a randomn stranger for their car, and drives to Austin Powers' frozen body. Maul steals the mojo and suddenly Austin Powers in a car drives through the wall. "OH BABY!" Screams Austin as he tries to run Maul over with his car. Maul ducks out of the way and injects the mojo into himself. Austin sees what happens and tells Maul "Haven't you seen Spy Who Shagged Me, I never lost my mojo BABY!" Maul runs to the London streets where he sees a young version of Snaggletooth. Austin then runs Snaggletooth over, right in front of his wife, kids and parents. The car time machine causes Snaggletooth's body to travel through time and space. Austin then hits Maul, causing the two to go through a time travel adventure.
The first stop was 1987 and they witnessed the bite of 87. Then they ended up in the revolutionary war. The car exploded, leaving the two stranded. Maul realizes where he is, and makes a plan to end London so the museums never get made. Maul with his superior technology slaughters the British on his way to end London. Austin follows because he has nothing else to do. Maul kills the head of the British. Then the entirety of the British explode, killing Maul and Austin, sending them back to the present. Somehow London stayed the same, and history didn't change. Austin tells Maul that "You can't change hell's history" and Maul stabs him. Austin falls to the ground and dies. Maul walks away from the scene but suddenly he hears "I'm in your head Baby! That's right Austin Powers never dies, taking my mojo left me alive in your mind!" Maul did the Walter White Breaking Bad fall to the ground. After a few hours Austin constant screeching got the best of Maul and he went to go drink. Maul ordered the hardest shot he could and drank it, and another and another. After some drunken dances Maul passes out. Maul wakes up in another street. This time there's a few knives in his chest and his lightsaber is in his side. Maul pulls them all out and slowly gets up. Maul actually feels pain for once, and Austin isn't in his head. He crossed over into the real London. Then demos from hell rise out of the ground to bring Maul back. Maul runs and almost leaves the street to gain freedom, but his legs gives out. Then the demons grab him. Maul punch3es the demons and crawls away. Maul is now in real London. When he lo0oks up he sees the real Snaggletooth standing over him. "Save me Snaggletooth" Maul weakly says as he falls into unconsciousness. Maul then feels his feet being licked. Venon from Venon (2018) and Venon 2 Let There Be Carnage (2021) who was transported to London with the magic from the end of Venon 2 Let There Be Carnage (2021) is licking Mauls feet. Maul kicked Venon from Venon (2018) and Venon 2 Let There Be Carnage (2021) which kills Venon from Venon (2018) and Venon 2 Let There Be Carnage (2021) The Venon symbiote from Venon (2018) and Venon 2 Let There Be Carnage (2021) goes away revealing Snaggletooth. Maul kicks Snaggletooths corpse and leaves the alley. Maul feels happy that he finally left Hell but then remembers he doesn't live in London and real London is worse than Hell London, and there's no spaceships to take him back to his universe. Maul then heard Dream's Mask playing everywhere. Maul gets in the fetal position and cries. He is in pain. While he's down he gets mugged 35 times. Maul finally gets up and tries to escape. He steals a car, ends up in a space station and flies into space. Suddenly a giant space starfish grabs his spaceship and takes him to another dimension. Maul passes out. Waves hit Maul, and he friends himself lying in sand. Maul is now on Madagascar from Madagascar, Madagascar 2 Escape To Africa, MAdagascar 3 Europes Most Wanted, The Penguins of Madagascar, All Hail King Julien and All Hail King Julien Exiled. Maul sees a Lemur in a crown standing over him. "Ah Mauricio I found a new subject!" An entire musical number happens to the song I Like To Move It Move It. Maul cries in pain about what's happening. Is this Hell still, is there an escape. The afterlife is everlasting, this could be his punishment for everything he's done. He'll never escape and will be stuck in an everlasting torture cycle everyday. Stuck on Madagascar for eternity. Maul cries until he can cry no longer. He lets the waves crash into him, in an attempt to end everything. He slowly gets pulled away from the island by the ocean, escaping the pain of Madagascar. Maul blacks out, content with this meaningless ending. He then wakes up in London again. Maul screams in rage until his voice gives out. No matter what he does he'll always end up in London. He turns his saber on, he needs to take his anger out and this world has no consequences. The first unlucky Londoner in Maul's path dies easily, just a clean decapitation. More follows as Maul terrorizes London, unleashing all the pain and anger he's felt over his lifetime. In the end Mauls bloodlust stops and he passes out in a pool of blood and guts. He stays there, unmoving until a very quiet sound starts in his head. It irritates him enough to start moving again, and as he gets up the sound gets louder. Maul can't deal with the screeching in his head, and tries to kill himself by slitting his throat. It doesn't work. The wound heals over quickly, and the sound gets louder. Maul bashes his head against a wall constantly in an attempt to drive the sound out of his head. However with each hit the sound's volume raises until it's a full on scream, constantly in Maul's head. Maul stops, and as he starts to think clearly he realizes he recognizes the sound in his head. Maul falls to the ground as Austin Powers exclaims "I'm back BABY!" Maul stays there until Hell's police get him.
Maul finds himself in the back of a car. Looking out the window he sees London's landscape deform around him. Maul looks to the front seat and sees what looks to be a human. "Do you know where we are?" Asks Austin "Because in all my time in London it never looked like this BABY!" The figure in the front seat looks back at Maul, and seems to make a call with a series of unintelligible noises. Maul lays back, closes his eyes and hears the faint sound of sirens. This interests Maul as he gets up to see what's causing the noise. The sirens get louder, and eventually a group of police cars passes, rushing to the now unrecognizable remains of London. The sirens end and are replaced with screams from the city. The being driving the car speeds up, seeming unsettled about what happened. Suddenly a humanist figure appears in the road, which the driver can't avoid causing the car to crash. Maul wakes up in a forest. He sees the body of the driver in front of him. Suddenly the body gets up and starts coming towards Maul. Maul beats the being to death. Then zombies start to appear. Nick Wilde appeared in front of Maul. Maul stabbed him to death. Maul cried more because everything was starting to fall apart. Nothing made sense anymore to him. Things just randomly happened. He accepted he would just have to go with it to escape the misery he's in.