The scene fades in with a shot of Chef Hatchet walking through a prison with an envelope in his hand. "I'm innocent I'll tell you! Innocent!" The psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook yelled, though he was missing his hook. His voice was also much more masculine than before. A prisoner in the same cell as him made kissy faces towards Chef, who just rolled his eyes.
His face did turn, however, when he heard Chris's voice in the distance. "The Crusty Cockroaches have a big lead over the Soiled Stink Bugs!"
"Cram it McLean!" An anonymous prisoner yelled.
"Oh! Lightning slips past Duncan!" Chris announced. "The heat is on! Yeah, look at that, that's what I'm talking about!" Chef's shadow suddenly loomed over the two insects.
"Well well well." Chris looked up. "Look who finally came to bail me out after a whole week." He grumbled in a childish manner.
"It was one week you baby." Chef said. "You're lucky the contract never said we have to give contestants their prize money."
"Whatever." The host crossed his arms. "I might as well stay right here, I'm just gonna come back anyway, since the island is full of toxic waste and all."
"Actually it's not." Chef replied. "You'd be surprised how fast a cleanup team can work with half a million dollars for a salary."
Chris rolled his eyes again, but then Chef put the envelope through the door. "Huh? What's this?"
"That's your contract." Chef stated. "The producers greenlit another season, you in?"
"It is on!" Chris announced.
(Intro: to be revealed in chapter 2)
After the intro, the shot faded into camp wawanakwa, where Chris was standing on the dock. "Welcome to Total Drama Starless." He introduced. "After my week-long break, I really needed to be around some of the people I haven't seen in a while."
"Therefore, I'm bringing back 14 of the worst Total Drama competitors back to this island so they can battle it out in the most dangerous, death defying, million-dollar competition ever!" Chris explained as money, that was being held by the drama machine, was actively being blown away. Suddenly, a helicopter could be heard in the distance. "Oh, and here they come now!"
A green army helicopter, sporting a logo of Chris's face on the end descended from the sky. "From Revenge of the Island, say hello to Sam the Slouch!" The door opened, as Chef punched Sam straight out of the plane.
"Not cooooooooolllllllll!!!!!!!!!" yelled as he fell into the water below.
The camera turned back to Chris. "Sam's out of league mutant girlfriend Dakota!"
Dakota skidded by the plane door. She now had shorter hair, and was much taller. Other than that, she didn't mutated anymore. "Sam!" She before cannonballing into the water.
After Dakota jumped into the water, Staci, now with her hair back, showed up next to the door. "Ms. Won't Shut Up, Staci!" Chris announced.
"I was actually on this show about diving." Staci stated. "On that show, I actually ended up- oof!!" She was shoved out by an irritated Chef.
"Blockhead military cadet Brick!" The host continued.
"Wait!" Brick pleaded as Chef held onto him by the collar. "Don't throw me out! I'm afraid of heeeeeiiiiiiigggghhhhtsssss!" The cadet screamed as he was thrown out.
Chef went back to grab another contestant, coming back with Dawn. "Surprise fan favorite Dawn."
"We could've just landed the plane, you know?" She stated, Chef dropped the aura reader in the water, looking like he wasn't breaking a sweat.
"Ice melting machine inventor Beverly." Chris announced. B was getting stuffed through the door, repeatedly kicked by Chef Hatchet until he could eventually fit through.
"And finally from the Revenge cast, glamour girl Anne Maria." Chris introduced. "A fierce competitor until she quit for a fake diamond."
Chef was struggling to push Anne Maria out the plane, before she pushed him aside. "I'm not jumping off this plane! My makeup is still wet!" Her expression quickly turned from anger to fear when Chef won the battle with her and pushed her out.
"Now, from our original cast, let me introduce you to punching bag pain magnet Tyler!" Chris announced.
"Oh yeah! Bring it ooooooooonnnnnnnn!!!!!!!" Tyler said as he jumped from the plane.
Chef then walked out with Noah on his back and threw him off. "Bookworm dodgeball hater Noah!" Chris introduced.
As Noah fell he simply looked disinterested as he fell.
"Girly pretty boy Justin!" The host listed off.
"Not the face, not the face!" Justin screamed.
"Devious diva Eva!"
"I hate you Chriiiiiiisssss!!!!" Eva shouted.
"The girls with shared brain cells, Katie and Sadie." He continued.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" They both screamed.
The camera panned back over to Chris. "Guitar playing challenge throwing Trent. One of Total Drama's celebrities from the drama bros. I think that's what it's called."
"Awesome man! Excited to be heeeerrreeee!!!!" He yelled as Chef pushed him into the water, to which he belly flopped on the water. Justin and Sam both winced at his pain.
"And finally." Chris finished off. "Feral freakshow Ezekiel."
"WHAT?!" Everyone from down below yelled.
Ezekiel dived into the water below, before suddenly being caught by a plunger. "Just kidding!" Chris laughed. "No way is that guy coming back again." The drama bot blasted Ezekiel far off into the horizon.
"Ah." Chris relaxed. "It's good to be back."
/
A second later, all fourteen of the contestants were washed up on the beach, coughing up any water they might have swallowed. "Welcome back old friends!" The host greeted.
"Friends?" Dakota repeated. "We are not your friends."
"You can say that again." Trent said, squeezing water out of his shirt.
Katie gasped at the sight of Trent. "Omg Sadie look! It's one of the Drama Brothers!"
"EEEEEEEEEE!!!!" They both screamed, rushing past a posing Justin, who looked disappointed they weren't fawning over him.
"Omg Trent!" They both yelled, squeezing the musician into a bear hug.
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"Katie and Sadie are here, just great." Trent complained. "I came back to this stinkin' island so I could get away from crazy fangirls." He rolls his eyes. "At least they're my age. Unlike other celebrities, I don't like chicks in middle school."
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"You!" Anne Maria yelled at Chris. "You're going to be paying for my dry cleaning and ruined makeup!"
"No I'm not." Chris said smugly. "New contracts, remember?" He throws the contract aside. "In fact, there's a bunch of new changes for this season. Now, the island is one hundred percent toxic-waste free."
"What?" Dawn asked, an octopus resting on her head. "I only came back so I could comfort those poor creatures that suffered from the toxic-waste mutation!"
"What? It wasn't all that bad!" Sam could be heard from a distance saying.
Chris chuckled and crossed his arms. "Welp, too bad. Guess it'll be all pain no game for you huh?" The host laughed again while Dawn petted the octopus on her head.
"On the upside, I've upgraded your accommodations." Chris gestures over to a tv screen being pushed by the drama bot. "The losers will still have to sleep in this stanky old cabin." A bunch of groaning was heard by the contestants. "On the flip side, the winners get to stay in the all new eco friendly McLean spa hotel!"
A golden luxurious house similar to the one seen in Revenge of the Island's first episode was shown. Justin, Dakota, Anne Maria, and Brick were all impressed by the hotel. Cheering was heard by all the contestants who supported this.
"Now, given how you guys seem to be a little… not so great at the game, I thought I'd divide you out based on the little tit-bits audiences have seen of you on the show." Chris explained.
"Hey, I wouldn't necessarily say I'm that bad." Justin piped up. "I came seventh place in Action."
"Hey me too, I merged in Island." Trent stated.
"That you did." Chris took it into account. "Unfortunately, being a good competitor isn't just placement, it's good gameplay. Which neither of you had." He says smugly.
"Wow, way to sugar coat it." The pretty boy remarked sarcastically.
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"Last time I was here, er, both times I was here." Justin spoke. "My good run was ended by a villain, one a blindside, the other fiddling with my heartstrings." He sighed. "Oh well, I'm taking extra precautions to make sure that doesn't happen again, big smiles Justin."
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"Anywho, as I was saying before being rudely interrupted, the teams will be Heroes vs Villains!"
The competitors, not really knowing each other that well, just shrugged.
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"I expect to be on the villain's team." Noah remarked, reading his book while not looking at the camera. "Knowing Chris, I believe that being ever so slightly rude would make you a villain."
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Chris coughed into his fist and pointed to the right of him. "Now, Eva, Anne Maria, Justin, Noah, Staci, Dakota, and Trent, you're all the Villainous Vultures!"
"What?!" Dakota yelled. Why am I on the villain team?"
"Same here man, I don't understand what I did!" Trent asked, confused.
"Well if you must know." Chris crossed his arms. "Dakota, you're on the villain team for coming onto the island with ill intent along with turning into a mutant. Trent, you're on the team for throwing challenges during your time in Action, and also cheating on your girlfriend."
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"Hmm, I guess that's fair." Dakota huffed. "It's not my fault I turned into a mutant though, it's stupid Chris and his dumb interns."
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"I've done so many good things though." Trent stated. "Like I'm… uh, I'm nice?"
"Sure." Chris said. "Just let me get to the next team."
Chris pulled out another list, and this time pointed to his left. "B, Tyler, Brick, Dawn, Sam, Katie, and Sadie. You'll be known as the Heroic Hamsters!"
"Hey how come we can't be the Heroic Hawks?" Tyler asked. "That's also a bird."
"Well it was that or the Heroic Hippos." Chris answered.
"Uh we'll just stick with hamsters, thanks." Tyler stated.
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"I'm actually a little glad me and Dakota aren't on the same team." Sam stated. "You see, something came up recently that she doesn't know about, and it makes it kinda awkward to be around her now."
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"You know, the last tv show I was on didn't have team names so, everyone would just get confused on what side everyone was on." Staci lied.
"Man, does your voice get any more freakish?" Eva interrogated. "Is there a reason we have her on our team?"
"Eh, nobody likes her, just like a villain. I find it close enough." Chris stated. In response, Eva gave him a bone-shattering glare.
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"That Eva reminds me too much of Jo." Brick said. "I'm not excited about having someone like her back, but I'll be honest, I wouldn't say this season would be complete otherwise."
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"Now, everyone shall now get ready for the toughest Total Drama season ever!" Chris announced. "Your first challenge? Find the key to the spa hotel, and you'll do it in an homage to Total Drama's first ever challenge." The screen lit up, showing the spa hotel, and then flicking to show the cliff from season one. "Cliff diving into water, infested with famined sharks!"
Noah rolled his eyes. "Sharks? I remember when that was still considered as crossing the line."
The tv played a clip of an intern and Chef standing atop the cliff. Chef casually kicked the intern into the water. "Once you dive into the water, try to avoid the sharks long enough to snag a key, and choose wisely, only one will be the real deal."
As the intern grabbed a key, the two sharks high-fived each other. "Assuming you live long enough to reach dry land, a teammate will drive you to the hotel in one of the baby carriages in season three's Race Through Central Park challenge."
An intern suddenly drove by with a jeep, Chris walked aside and hopped on. "First team to unlock the spa door wins, and someone from team loser will be going home tonight. Now meet me at the base of the cliff in fifteen minutes."
Chris started to drive away in his jeep as Brick called out to him. "Wait! Shouldn't we change into our swimsuits first?"
"Sorry, no time!" Chris yelled in response.
/
The scene flashed, and now the Heroic Hamsters and Villainous Vultures were walking through the woods on their way to the cliff. "Yeah, there was this one reality tv season I was on, where the first challenge was to paint something, and my painting actually goes for-"
Staci's voice was fazed out by Trent and Justin, who were simply choosing to ignore her. "Man, does this girl ever stop talking?" Trent asked.
Justin just sighed and kept walking. "I dunno man, just stick through it."
Trent suddenly gained an idea. "Oh, Justin, maybe you could take your shirt off and distract her from talking?"
"What?" Justin stopped. "Dude, you know I became ugly after I was eliminated in Action."
"Oh come on man, you wouldn't know if you don't try." Trent replied.
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Anne Maria was in the confessional filing her nails. "I've never watched anything before season three, so I have no idea what that tan guy is talking about." She pulled out a can of hairspray and began applying it. "Though by the looks of things, he looks like a more muscular version of Vito, which I'm all for."
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Over on the hero team, a much different conversation was occurring, this one between Katie and Sadie. "Oh my gosh, Katie, don't you think Brick is like, so cute?" Sadie asked.
"No way! I was thinking the same thing!" Katie replied, before they both did their usual squeal.
"Hey girls!" Tyler waved over. "Look at me, I can be cute too!" The jock tried to do some generic sports truck, before failing miserably and landing on his face.
"Uhh, sure." Katie stated.
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"Just because I'm with Lindsay doesn't mean I'm not gonna stop trying to be cool." Tyler stated. "Sometimes I just like the recognition."
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"Out of the way meathead." Anne Maria demanded, pushing Eva out of the way.
"Watch it tan can." Eva threatened.
"Why don't you watch it oldie?" The jersey girl told her.
"Girls, stop fighting." Trent told the two. "Just because we're on the villain team doesn't mean we should act like them."
Trent's six teammates gave very sarcastic comments as a response.
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"Yeah right." Eva crossed her arms. "That's not going to happen, I-
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"Don't trust-" Anne Maria continued.
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"Anyone-" Justin kept going.
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"On this-" Dakota went on.
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"Team." Noah finished.
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"There was this one show called Heaven's Kitchen." Staci lied. "Ironically, there were no confessionals, so we all just had to bottle up our feelings."
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"Well I hope that went well." Trent stated. "I'm just hoping that I didn't put a target on my back on day one."
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After a lengthy walk, the two teams finally arrived at the beach, where Chris, flying down with a jetpack, stood between two carriages. One red, the other yellow. "Greetings campers!" His jetpack blew sand into the faces of the contestants, making them cough.
"Here are your carriages, blood red for the Villainous Vultures." He said, pointing to the red carriage. "Next to it, pure as gold for the Heroic Hamsters." He explained again, pointing to the yellow one. "You both have thirty seconds to pick your carriage drivers, starting now."
"I'll do it!" Tyler and Brick shouted at the same time.
"Hey come on man, I was here first." Tyler argued.
"That may be true, but I have zero doubts that I'm more qualified for the job." Brick stated.
B pointed towards Brick, which Dawn noticed. "B thinks Brick should do it, sorry Tyler."
"Wha- but I- aw man." Tyler frowned.
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"We shoulda played rock paper scissors for that one." Tyler stated. "Nothing ever beats scissors."
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"I'll do it." Eva volunteered. "There's no arguments on that front right?"
"Nope." They all collectively said at once.
"Actually, the last show I was on had shopping cart pushing champions." Staci objected. "I'm sure I'll do great at-" She was immediately silenced by Eva's stone-cold glare.
"Ok, everyone but Brick and Eva head up the hill." Chris explained. "Up the cliff you go!"
/
Chris and the drama machine stood atop the cliff, as the heavy breathing of many contestants could be heard. Tyler made it up the cliff first and suddenly tripped. "Yeah! First place!" He shouted, before suddenly noticing Dawn already on the cliff.
"What the?" He realized. "How'd you get here?"
"Hm?" Dawn noticed him. "Oh, I simply walked up here like the others."
While the conversation was occurring, Sam, Dakota, and Anne Maria all looked over the cliff. Down below, Fang emerged from the water and waved at them. "FANG?!" They all shouted in shock.
"Who?" Justin asked, looking over the edge.
"Who's the best key spotter? Who's dead in the shark-infested water?" Chris teased. "Find out when we return on:
Total!
Drama!
Starless!"
(cue ad break)
After the break, the scene faded back in. The RoTI cast was looking nervous about jumping from the cliff, while the original cast looked indifferent. "Places people." Chris announced. "The first challenge will start in just a moment."
Chris held up an airhorn. "Remember, only one diver for each team at a time, now, on your marks, get set, go!"
"Oh yeah!" Tyler shouted. "Kicking it into high geeeaaarrrrr!!!!" He yelled as he jumped off the cliff. Anne Maria followed suit for the villain's team, simply not uttering a word as she fell.
As Tyler dived into the water, he hit a rock on his way down, causing him to spin out of control and land into the water awkwardly. Anne Maria meanwhile, hit Fang square on the nose with her metal hair.
Deep underwater, Tyler could be seen being punched repeatedly by a hate-filled Fang, while Anne Maria looked around for a key. She eventually found a key and grabbed it, taking it with her. She shot up out of the water and jumped in the red cart.
"Later Bricky!" The jersey girl taunted before sticking her tongue out at him.
"And the Villainous Vultures take the lead!" Chris announced.
A second later, Tyler was spit out by a shark, key in hand. Brick quickly ran by him and picked him up. "You ok there soldier?"
Tyler held out his key and spit out a tooth. "Yehjmns." He mumbled, you could tell he was fine, however.
Brick carried him safely over to the carriage and dropped him in. "Alright, let's get a move on!" He started to run while pushing the carriage along.
/
While Eva was actively pushing the cart, Anne Maria was looking bored. "Meh, might as well do somethin." She said to herself, pulling out her hairspray and applying it to her hair.
Eva suddenly started coughing, as it was all blowing in her face. "Agh! Quit spraying that cheap product!"
"Cheap?!" The jersey girl replied. "I'll have you know that this hairspray is what keeps my poof in tact!" She continued to spray, only for Eva to grab it from her hands and crush it with her fingers, all without breaking a sweat.
"Hey! What was that for?" She yelled.
"I told you to put it away!" Eva yelled. "You didn't, so I did it myself!" She growled, eyes bulging out of her head.
"Oh so that's how it's gonna be?" Anne threatened. "Well if you wanna throw hands, don't be surprised to- oof!" The cart came to a stop as Eva dumped her out, since they had reached the mansion.
"Quit yapping and go unlock the mansion!" Eva demanded.
Suddenly, Brick and Tyler strolled by. Tyler seemingly recovered, as he jumped out of the cart and ran towards the door. After sticking it in the lock, he groaned. "Ah man, it's a dud! We'll have to go back dude."
"Out of the way!" Anne Maria exclaimed, pushing Tyler off the porch. After putting her key in the mansion, she tossed it aside with a groan. "Dang it! This one's a fake!"
/
Up on the cliff, Justin and Dawn were both awaiting their turns. "Come on, come on!" Justin grew impatient. "This is taking too long, I can feel wrinkles starting to grow on my face!"
"You know." Dawn turned to him. "By looking at your aura, your self absorbed nature and focus on beauty comes from an inner desire to make up for how you looked in the past. If you simply moved past it, you wouldn't worry about your looks anymore."
Justin took a step back in surprise. "What?" He flustered. "No, besides, aura reading is impossible."
Looking around for an excuse to get out of the conversation, he pointed to the beach below, where Eva and Anne Maria were coincidentally coming back. "Oh look, my team!" He pointed, before diving into the water.
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"You know what?" Justin pondered, leaning against the wall. "After watching a few reruns of the show and of course competing in it myself, I'm willing to chalk up aura reading as a maybe."
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Noah and Dakota looked down off the cliff where Justin had landed. "You think he's gonna be ok?" Dakota asked.
"Meh, not like we're gonna lose anything important." Noah remarked.
At the surface of the water, Justin finally emerged with a key in his hands. "I've got the key!" He yelled.
"Great, now stop standing there like an idiot and swim to shore!" Eva yelled.
As if the challenge couldn't have gotten worse enough, two sharks started circling around Justin, and Fang emerged from the water to slowly swim towards Justin. "Hey! Back off, I'm warning you."
Fang refused to stop swimming, and instead kept getting closer to Justin. "If you say so, desperate times call for desperate measures." Justin pulled off his shirt, as his theme song started to play. The three sharks stopped in their tracks and grew hearts for eyes.
It wasn't just the sharks that were starstruck, as the women, sans Dawn, from the Revenge cast, along with Eva were all infatuated too. Brick and Sam also raised an eyebrow.
Filled with love, the sharks swam right towards him. Justin's smug expression, however, was dropped when they swam right past him, and cuddled up against Dawn. "What the?" Justin realized. "When and how did you get here?"
"Don't question that." Dawn answered. "What you should focus on is winning the challenge." She said, as Fang handed her a key, and carried her over to the beach.
"Good work Dawn." Brick complicated, as they both ran off with the key.
Eva suddenly shook her head and snapped out of it. "Stop gawking at the pasty girl and get over here! They're getting ahead!"
"Oh, right!" Justin exclaimed, before swimming towards the shore and jumping on the cart.
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The tense scenario suddenly turned to that of a friendly one, as Brick effortlessly pushed Dawn through the woods, since she barely weighed anything. "So Dawn, do you have any plans for if you win the million?"
"Oh, not much really." She replied. "I'd probably just donate it all to animal treatment programs, or get funding to help those poor mutated animals."
"Speaking of them, do you believe there's still mutants around here?" Brick asked. "Come on, it's only been a week."
"Surprisingly, I don't think Chris is lying." Dawn stated. "I don't feel the presence of anything here."
They both got to the hotel and ran up to the porch, Dawn stuck the key in, but it didn't work. "Uh oh, I knew I should've picked one myself, this one had too much negative energy."
"Guess we gotta go back." Brick sighed, showing clear signs of getting sore.
/
The scene flashed again, and Justin was shown sticking his key in the lock, to no avail. "Dang it, looks like we're going back."
"Ugh, how hard is it to just pick the right key!" Eva grumbled.
"Impatient much?" Justin asked, before hopping in. When he did, he started sniffing around. "Is that hairspray?"
"Yeah, Anne Maria was spraying her dumb container around before I crushed it, why do you wanna know?" The iron woman responded.
"It smells good." The eye candy replied. "You think she has anymore?"
/
As the competition was still going, the contestants were waiting on the cliff for their turn. "Oh, there's Brick." Sam pointed out. "Guess I gotta take my leave."
Before he left, Dakota kissed him on the cheek. "Good luck Sam!" She wished.
Sam blushed, and fumbled his way over to the cliffside. He stumbled into Noah, which sent them both off the cliff screaming. When they both fell into the water, they emerged with sharks around them.
"Hey, easy now." Noah insisted, a small hint of panic in his voice.
As if it was their lucky day, a fireball came down and hit Fang on the nose, making him scurry off quickly.
The camera flashed upwards, where Dakotazoid was seen. "Leave him alone!" She yelled, breathing out another fireball down below. It hit one of the other sharks, and the second one ran away before it would be injured.
Up above, Dakotazoid slowly turned back into her normal self, calming down.
"Wow." Staci said.
"So shocking." Sadie feared.
"Nice going." Trent stated.
B simply gave a thumbs up.
"Oh." Dakota realized what she did. "Maybe not all of the mutant effects have worn off yet."
Down below, Noah ran towards the cart and hopped in. "Still run like that huh?" Eva taunted.
"Just push." Noah said.
Similarly, Sam jumped in the cart, but Brick had a hard time pushing it. "Oh, sorry about that."
"No worries." Brick said. "I'm completely fine." He lied, trying his best to continue pushing.
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Noah stuck the key in the whole, but looked shocked when it didn't open. "What?!" He shouted. "This key is shaped exactly like Chris, why didn't it work?"
"Hahahah!" Chris laughed from the intercom. "You really think I'm so selfish to make the challenge answer that obvious?" The host taunted.
"Get over here short stuff we don't have time to waste!" Eva rushed him.
"You do know getting overly angry is what got you out last time right?" Noah reminded.
"And what of it?" She threatened as they ran off.
Meanwhile, Sam and Brick came by, as Brick fell on the floor from exhaustion. Sam ran up the stairs slowly, only to come back seconds later with no dice. "Trial and error sucks." He said. "We're gonna have to go back."
Brick just sighed audibly.
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"Maybe I should've let Tyler drive, the cadet seems like he's immune to pain." Brick stated.
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Next up was Staci and B. "Here goes nothing." Staci said as she jumped down.
B took a big gulp, but jumped down regardless. Similarly to Owen from the first season, he made a gigantic splash that washed up all the sharks onto shore, while also getting everyone on the cast wet. Since this is Total Drama however, the sharks simply got up and jumped back into the water.
Staci emerged from the water, however she was holding no key, and appeared to be drowning. "It would be nice if-" she was cut off as she continued to drown. "Brady from-" she was cut off once again. "Stoked Folked was here." Once again, she was cut off. "Save me from drowning like he did last season!" Fang just finished her off by pulling her under.
While this was happening, B simply walked out from under the water, which surprised Brick. "Uhh, sorry B but I don't think I'll be able to push you." The cadet stated.
"Nuh uh uh." Chris said, flying down with his jetpack. "He who volunteers as a driver, stays a driver, now push Beverly!" Chris flew away in his wicked jetpack, which left the two in annoyance.
B however, got a bright idea, and began to run over to the trees to start constructing something. "So are you going to tell me what you're building or?" Brick was met with no response. "Ok then, guess I'll wait here."
Eva watched as B began his project, and began looking pretty nervous. She looked over to the water, and saw that Staci wasn't emerging. Rolling her eyes, she dived into the water and swam to go find Staci.
Fang and the other sharks swam towards her, to which she punched Fang on the nose, and another in the kiwis. They both ran away, so the third shark was looking pretty nervous. Eva grabbed it by the fin, and spun around enough times that she launched it out of the water and all the way to the dock of shame, where it landed in a comically large toilet.
After successfully defeating the sharks, she grabbed Staci and swam out of the water. The compulsive liar spat out a ton of water before looking up at Eva. "You, you saved me?"
"Don't mention it, now let's go!" Eva demanded, rushing off with the cart.
Time was ticking, and Brick was getting pretty nervous about how long B was taking. "B, are you almost done? The other team is getting the lead!"
B gave a thumbs up, and stuck what looked like a wooden rocket ship onto the bottom of the cart. B hoped inside, and signed for Brick to hold on.
Brick however, didn't understand what he was saying. "Uh, are you telling me to get a grip on the cart?" He asked, slightly placing his hand on the handlebar.
In the blink of an eye, B and Brick disappeared from the scene. A closeup was shown of Brick's face as he seemingly went thousands of miles an hour, he tried to scream but all you could hear was gibberish.
Eva was pushing Staci quickly. It seemed that Staci had recovered, and was already annoying Eva. "There was this one episode where we had to use three keys to open a cell that contained a crazy clown, it was super hard because he challenged us to a game that was-."
"Will you shut up already?" Eva berated.
Their small talk was cut short, as Eva stopped out of surprise when B and Brick zoomed past them in a yellow blur. "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!" Eva yelled. "THAT'S GONNA BE SOME FORM OF CHEATING!"
Only a second later, B and Brick zoomed past, this time going to the right.
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"How do we go from staying awake the longest to this?!" Eva demanded to know, throwing her hands up in the air. "Hopefully I won't actually be eliminated this time."
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Brick and B were still dashing through the woods, however, they began to slow down, and come to a stop. Brick got up, walked around dizzily for a while, and then threw up. "I'm coming, I'm coming." He insisted. "I just… I need a minute."
Beverly shrugged and started to get to work on his rocket, unfortunately, it fell off the bottom of the carriage, and looked like it was irreparable.
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In a confessional, B was seen writing the words "R.I.P." on the toilet lid. He dropped his invention into the toilet, and flushed it down with sorrow. Before it ended, you could see him holding in his tears.
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Over on the cliff, Katie and Sadie appeared to be hugging each other intensely. "Come on girls, it's your turn to go!" Tyler rushed them.
"It's really not that bad, honestly." Dawn stated.
"But I'm not jumping without Sadie!" Katie protested.
"And I'm not jumping without Katie!" Sadie replied.
"YOU CAN'T MAKE US!" They both shouted at once.
"Oh yes we can!" Tyler said angrily, beginning to pull Sadie away from Katie. Seeing nothing else to do, Dawn started trying to pull Katie away from Sadie.
Trent, seeing an opportunity, dived off the cliff as quickly as he could.
"As the challenge is coming closer and closer to an end, the villains are about to gain the lead!" Chris narrated.
"DIVE!" Tyler, Dawn, and Sam yelled all at once. Due to the sudden yelling, Katie and Sadie broke their hold, and were sent flying in opposite directions. Sadie was sent towards the cliff, right into the drama bot, which ended up having her push it off the cliff.
As Sadie fell safely into the water, the robot hit each and every individual rock on the way down. Tyler, Dawn, and Katie watched as the robot was dented and scraped on each rock, wincing for each hit it took.
When the robot dropped to the ocean floor, the sharks started to bite and gnaw at it, before it started sparking, which made them back away. The screen was filled with smoke, as the drama bot exploded, sending a mysterious figure into the sky. Illuminated by the sun, Alejandro was revealed with a full beard and longer hair. He looked at the camera, his smile shining in the sunlight, and he winked.
Noticing this the camera split up between the contestants. The OG contestants were all shocked, Dawn was shocked as well, Sam looked confused, as did the rest of the Revenge cast, while Anne Maria tried to just figure out who it was. Chris however, was the most devastated of them all however, as he was in the middle of the screen.
"MY BEAUTIFUL MACHINE!" Chris screamed, clearly in shock about the wrong thing.
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"Last thing I remember, I was burnt to a crisp by a volcano." Alejandro said. "Chris put me up in that robot suit to heal." He explained with quotations on that last word. "It feels so good to be free after all this time. I must thank Sadie for her stubbornness."
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Landing perfectly on the ground, Alejandro grabbed a key as it fell from the sky. His legs had other plans however, as they started to twinkle and shake, as he fell flat on his face. The competitors winced at the sight.
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"I must remind you that I was stuck in that robot suit for a year!" Alejandro said angrily. "My legs are so asleep they might as well be in a coma." He tried shaking his legs with his arms. "Wakey wakey! Nothing." He sighed.
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Noticing Alejandro couldn't get up, Trent ran over to him and stole his key. "Hey!" Alejandro yelled. "Stealing from a crippled man? Do you have no morals?"
"Sorry dude, game's a game." Trent stated, before hoping in his cart.
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"Being on the villains' team sucks." Trent stated. "Since I'm here though, I might as well still try to win."
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Brick and Eva pushed their carriages towards the hotel at the exact same time. Trent ran up the stairs quicker though, and stuck his key into the door. It didn't budge though, and he gasped. "What?! I thought he was so skilled he would've naturally known what key to pick!"
Sadie though, pushed past him, and stuck her key in the lock. Unlike Trent's though, this one actually did something, and the door opened without trouble. "We did it!" Sadie cheered.
"Finally…" Brick groaned.
"The door is open!" Chris announced. "The Hamsters win!"
Trent audibly groaned, as Eva split the carriage in half.
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"Wow, I did it, I actually won a challenge!" Sadie said in surprise. "To think, I wouldn't have done it if I stayed with Katie on the cliff." Her smile fades a little, as she is then immersed into deep thought.
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The scene changed suddenly, as it was now nighttime over Camp Wawanakwa. The only lights able to be seen was the fire over at the bonfire ceremony. "Welcome to our first elimination ceremony!" Chris introduced. "How do you like the new peanut gallery?"
He motioned over to a stand filled with the seven Heroic Hamsters, two rows with a peanut icon at the front. "Now winners can watch their opponents give someone the boot before they head to the spa hotel for a deluxe dinner."
"Up top man!" Tyler high fived Brick, before the other five members did the same.
"Hey Chris, whatever happened to Alejandro?" Katie asked.
"Oh, him?" Chris put his hands behind his back. "Well, the contract he signed while in the robot suit says that he was supposed to be in there for around two years, so, please welcome my new intern!"
Alejandro rolled by in a wheelchair, holding a plate with six marshmallows on it. He was also wearing the typical intern uniform. "Hmph, this is humiliating Chris. Why can't I just be part of the game?"
"Because we're not low on contestants at the moment." Chris said. "Who knows? Maybe I'll let you go and you can embarrass yourself with the kiddies?" He laughed, as Alejandro simply scowled at him.
"Now, before we start, I want a hero to volunteer for a special reward." Chris said.
"Sweet! Time for a power up!" Sam ran over, excited.
"Sam! You know not to take these things!" Dakta warned.
"Too bad, kid already made up his mind." Chris stated. "Now, your reward will be spending the night on Boney Island!"
"What?!" How is that a reward?"
Dakota sighed. "I told you so."
Chris looked smugly at the gamer. "This is a reward because you have a chance to find a McLean invincibility idol on the island!" He showed off. "For one use this bad boy guarantees safety from any elimination!" He explained, to which the original castmates raised their eyebrows at the fact.
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"Making the best thing in the game your own head?" Noah questioned. "It may be pretty narcissistic, but at least I know to keep my eye out for it."
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As the confessional ended, Chef was seen escorting Sam towards the dock of shame, as Chris continued talking. "This year, you get to vote by placing an X on the eight by ten photo of the person you want to eliminate." The host explained. "Now get voting."
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Chris opened up the voting booth, and smiled. "Oooh, juicy drama!"
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"Ok, the votes have been tallied." Chris stated. "You can throw, right Alejandro?" He whispered to the Spaniard, who simply rolled his eyes.
"Now, the following people are safe." Chris said, holding up the votes. "Trent, Noah, Anne Maria, Justin, and Dakota!" Alejandro tossed marshmallows to each of them, all of which catching it except for Noah, who was simply too busy reading his book.
The final two people left were Staci and Eva, who were coincidentally sitting right next to each other. "Eva, you're on the chopping block for lousy carriage pushing, and your terrible sportsmanship towards your teammates.
"Lousy?" Eva repeated. "Oh I'll show you who's-"
She was cut off by Chris talking to Staci. "Staci, you're on the chopping block for annoying the crap out of your team, along with generally being useless."
"Hey, I'm not useless, older teammates of mine actually consider me to be the best of the bunch." Staci stated.
"Too late, the votes have been cast." Chris built up tension by making Alejandro hold up the final marshmallow, who simply looked disinterested. "Now, the final marshmallow goes to…
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Eva simply caught her marshmallow in silence, while Staci looked disappointed. "Aw man, first boot twice in a row?"
"Speaking of the first boot." Chris stated. "Let me introduce you to our brand new elimination method."
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The scene flashed, as Staci was floating around in a giant toilet. Chris was in front of her, as the six remaining villains watched. "Behold! The flush of shame!" Chris showed off. Trent, Justin, and Dakota looked repulsed, while Anne Maria, Eva, and Noah looked like they could care less.
"Now, Staci, any last words?" Chris asked.
"Well, I guess there's people I'd like to thank." She said, "notably my best friend-" Before she could finish though, Chris pressed a button on his device, which spun the water around quickly. "Who beat me in the final twwwoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" She tried to continue saying before being flushed away.
The water had a lot of backsplash however, which ended up all over the contestants, while Chris simply carried an umbrella. This time, the vultures did care, as all were annoyed, while Justin, Anne Maria, and Dakota looked mortified.
"Hahaha!" Chris laughed. "Who shall be flushed into the history books next? Find out when we return on:
Total!
Drama!
Starless!"
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Before cutting to the credits, Noah was in the confessional reading his book. He faced the camera, and put it away. "Welp, we lost the first challenge, big whoop." He stated, seeming to not care that Staci was gone. "I've also survived my first elimination, but believe me, I don't plan on that being the only one I survive."
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(Cue credits)
(Bonus Clip)
Somewhere, in what seemed like the middle of the jungle, Staci emerged from a sewer system in front of a bunch of tourists. "Ah, ouch, my head." She looked around, as the crowd stared at her.
"Uh, ma'am?" Someone who looked like a tourist walked up to him. "You're in a Mayan Temple, a popular tourist attraction. Now if I may ask, how did you get here?"
"Oh Mayans?" Staci realized, completely disregarding the question. "My ancestors used to be mayans, apparently they all built the temples to appease a goddess from the future."
Several "oohs" and "aahs" were heard from the crowd.
"Fascinating." The tourist said. "Could you tell us more?"
Staci smiled. "Let's see, my great great great great great-" the screen faded to black before she could keep speaking.
(Votes)
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Anne Maria drew a red X over Eva's face. "Sorry doll, but I don't take too kindly to people who destroy my personal belongings."
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Trent casually drew on a piece of paper, then showed it to the camera, revealing it to be Staci. "It sounds rude, but I don't think I'll regret this."
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Justin focused on Staci's paper and marked it with an X. "I really don't care about your past reality tv performances, please read the room. Besides, it's only been a week! This is just Beth all over again."
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Noah marked Staci's paper. "Eh, I'm not losing anything."
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Staci put a red X on Eva's paper. "She may have saved me, but she was really rude. My great grandfather said that all rude people deserve punishment." She said, oblivious to what team she was on.
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Eva aggressively put a red X on Staci's paper. "Goodbye and good riddance."
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Dakota marked Staci's face without a care in the world. "Sucks to be the first boot twice in a row at all?"
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Staci: 5 (Noah, Justin, Trent, Eva, Dakota)
Eva: 2 (Staci, Anne Maria)
Elimination order:
Staci,
Contestants remaining:
Heroic Hamsters: B, Tyler, Brick, Sam, Dawn, Katie, Sadie.
Villainous Vultures: Justin, Noah, Trent, Dakota, Eva, Anne Maria.
Author's note:
Eh, first episode done and nifty, y'know all that. I have a lot to say so let's get to that.
First of all, I'd like to thank my beta reader u/you_2_cool for being the first to be able to read the story, available to read them, and giving views on the story before anyone else!
The second is why this fanfiction came out of nowhere. My answer to that is… well, I just kinda fell out of the fandom for a while. Don't worry, Gen Three's World Tour will come back eventually, that's just gonna have to be put on hold for a while. Working on the same series for so long is hard, you know?
Now, why this story of all things? Well, the thought of an opposite All-Stars AU has always been an idea of mine I liked, I just never had the time to write it. Fun fact: the gen 1 cast was determined by making the Island elimination order backwards, then fitting each character into the canon slots.
Trent = Courtney
Eva = Harold = Alejandro (carries over to World Tour)
Sadie = Lindsay
Tyler = LeShawna = Sierra (carries over to World Tour)
Katie = Duncan
Justin = Heather
Noah = Gwen
It was originally a passing thought, but it ended up working so well that I decided to keep it.
Now, thirdly, let's talk about Staci. Talking about the newly eliminated contestant. Usually I'd say something quick about the episode, but since this is episode one and there's nothing really to talk about, I saw no point. Similarly, Staci has nothing to talk about. Since I started this idea, even in the earliest days I knew Staci would start out as the first boot. Originally, she was going to go back to lying about her ancestors, but in a last minute decision, and by last minute, I mean right now, I had the idea of her lying about all the fake reality tv shows she's been on since last season ended. I ended up going back to change all of her lines to fit this idea, which frankly I think is pretty good. Though I'm sorry if some scenes ended up turning out a little choppy from the change, it was pretty hasty. I did keep the bonus clip the same though, mostly just because I liked it a lot. Overall Staci fills her role as first boot very well, and some decent jokes go along with it. Anywho, that's it, see you next time.