Pit: Hey! It's Sonic!
Viridi: Are you blind? That's not Sonic it's Shadow!
Palutena: Shhhh! Not so loud!
Dark Pit: Did someone just say that Shadow is here!?
Palutena: Oh boy
Pit: Pittoo? You know Shadow?
Dark Pit: I. AM. HIS. BIGGEST. FAN!
Pit: Really Pittoo?
Viridi: He has like 500 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog, and his favorite song is 'I am all of me' How did you not notice.
Dark Pit: Says the person who has shirtless posters of every fire emblem character and sleeps with a Sonic body pillow
Viridi: HEY!
Pit: Ummm...so about Shadow...
Dark Pit: He was one of Dr. Gerald Robotnik's creations as the Ultimate Life Form using the blood from the Black arms race. However the government, GUN tried to shut the project down, and Shadow's best friend Maria died. And she made him promise to be a hero to the world...
Pit: Yes, but is he similar to Sonic?
Dark Pit: That is like saying I am like you, if I was made 50 years in advance. But yes and no.
Pit: Okay…
Dark Pit: He is just as if not more faster than Sonic, but unlike Sonic he harnesses the power of chaos. So it is best to keep your distance when he unleashes it. And it is best to attack from behind and when he is offstage.
Pit: Gotcha! Thanks Pittoo!
Dark Pit: I am SO going to get his autograph after this.