John Phoenix woke up after solving the mystery and went down to the kitchen to eat breakfast. However this did not last long for the moment he set foot in the kitchen he was attacked by a raging Dylan Fitchar!
"I'm here to get revenge on you for solving that mystery! How did you even do that!" shouted Dylan.
Dylan grabbed John Phoenix by the shirt and tried to throw punches at him but he does not know how to fight, so they didn't hurt. John Phoenix grabbed him and threw him out the window.
Dylan Fitchar fell away.
John Phoenix wiped a bead of sweat off his forehead and grabbed some cereal. Then he sat down in front of the TV and turned it onto the news channel.
"GYAXA is going to the moon today!" said the TV.
John Phoenix raised an eyebrow. GYAXA, associated with the Cosmos Space Center. He always wanted to go to the moon.
John Phoenix stood up. He dropped his cereal all over the floor.
"John Phoenix, now Genji has to clean that up..." moaned his uncle. John Phoenix did not care. He knew what he was gonna do today.
John Phoenix went to the space center and an old man drove up to him on a scooter.
"I AM YUUUUUUURI COSMOOOOOOS, THE GREATEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE AND THE BEST CHARACTER IN DUUUUUUAL DESTINIIIIIIIIIES!"
"Stop shouting!" John Phoenix snapped. "I am here to watch the launch. Please turn around and watch it with me."
"Wa ha ha ha! Of course my boy, but of course! Come, let us stand by each other's side and witness a historical moment for all of mankind!"
Cosmos began turning his scooter towards the launch site, just as John Phoenix anticipated. While he was turned 90 degrees, John Phoenix ran past him and snuck on board the spaceship and by the time Cosmos had finished turning 180 degrees he had successfully hidden himself inside.
The spaceship blasted into space and John Phoenix finally made it to the moon!
"Wow, the moon's cool!" said John Phoenix when they landed. He got out and did triple backflips. It was fun! But all the fun came to an end when he heard a loud sound!
John Phoenix ran to where the sound came from and found Solomon Starbuck standing over the corpse of John Spaceman!
"What happened?" said John Phoenix, but Starbuck just stared at him like ":O".
John Phoenix was about to arrest Starbuck, but then a horde of aliens surrounded them.
"We are the space police, you are under arrest!" said the alien, and he arrested Starbuck.
John Phoenix realized this must mean Starbuck is innocent because the police are never right, so he decided to defend him.
"Starbuck murdered John Spaceman by dropping a heavy object on his head," said Prosecutor Alien.
"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "The moon has a sixth of the gravity on earth, so it would be impossible for him to have something so heavy here!"
"But then what hit him?" said the aliens.
"The only thing in the world that could have hit him with enough force to kill him is obviously a meteor!"
Starbuck was declared not guilty, the very first of such a verdict ever handed down on the moon.
After that they got back on the spaceship and went home.
"Ah, it's good to breathe air again," said John Phoenix. But the moment he stepped off the ship, he was surrounded by Detective Ooishi and his goons.
"John Phoenix, you are under arrest son!" shouted Ooishi.
John Phoenix sighed.
The judge pounded his gavel, silencing the angry mob protesting John Phoenix's arrest.
"The court is in session for the trial of John Phoenix," said the judge.
"BOOOO! RELEASE HIM!" shouted the crowd.
"Shut up, all of you," said John Phoenix. "Of course I didn't do it, I'm John fucking Phoenix!"
"Acknowledged!" said the judge. "But then why were you in the spaceship?"
"He had no reason to be there," said the prosecutor, a woman named Regeria Hope. "I call my witness to summarize his actions."
Yuri Cosmos came to the stand.
"IIIII AM YUUUUURI COSMOS, THE-"
"Yes, we know. You are the greatest man in history, just testify!" said Regeria.
"John Phoenix humbled me with his presence that morning. But while I was distracted, the incredible boy snuck on board that spaceship without me knowing! Starbuck confirmed he was there when he got back. He did not have permission to be on the spaceship, for despite his status rivalling mine, he was merely there as a guest! "
"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix "I didn't sneak on board... SOMEONE ELSE snuck me on there!"
He was lying, of course. But he had no other choice to defeat his enemy.
"But who would do that?" said the judge.
"There's only one person who hates me enough to do that, and that is DYLAN FITCHAR!"
"What about me?" said Ooishi.
"You're his accomplice."
"NFU FU FU, NOOOOOOOO!"
"Father, QUIET, you're gonna give us away!" shouted Dylan. "Anyway, you have no proof of this! Stop lying!"
"I'm not lying Dylan," John Phoenix said with a smirk. Then he pulled his shirt off and everyone gasped and tried to take photos. John Phoenix ignored them and presented the shirt. "YOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE ON MY SHIRT! THEY GOT THERE WHEN YOU THREW ME ONTO THE SHIP!"
The fingerprints actually came from the fight that morning, but he wasnt going to admit that.
"Okay, that's proof enough," said the judge. "I declare Dylan guilty!"
Dylan, Ooishi and Regeria ran away and John Phoenix was a free man.