One day, Dylan Fitchar was testifying in court about the murder of a man who's corpse was never found.
"Uuuuugh," moaned Dylan. Then he removed his pants and took a big shit on the floor!
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" everyone held their noses because it smelled.
"Well, gentlemen, that shall be everything," Dylan pulled his pants back up with a smirk.
Dylan turned around and walked to the door.
"OBJECTION!" shouted the angelic voice of ace attorney John Phoenix! "Dylan Fitchar just gave me the evidence I need to convict him!"
"What, no I didn't, what could I have possibly given you?" said Dylan.
John Phoenix picked up the piece of shit Dylan dropped.
"The real reason the corpse was never found... was because Dylan ate it! And THIS is what remains of the corpse!" John Phoenix shoved the shit in the judge's face.
The police tested the shit for DNA and found it really was the victim!
Dylan Fitchar ran away.