Patrick: The complete works
Chapter 1
Patrick decided one day that he wanted to get a massage. Eugene of course decided that this would be the perfect opportunity to kill Patrick and allowed it, he even paid half of the cost, with considerable difficulty and Patrick was off to the parlor. Once inside, he sat down on one of the massage beds and the masseuse came out, a slender fish named Mira. She proceeded to massage his skin to the point of tenderness. Patrick enjoyed the feeling of her hands...at first. Then it became rough as she pressed down into his nerves, then it began to feel like being flayed alive. Patrick began screaming, begging for her to stop. She procured some A1 and went to work. Patrick had eaten Burrito's beforehand however and the unexpected explosion of gas caused Mira to choke. Patrick took the chance to look for a way out but all the doors were locked. He sat down again, dejected and took a drink of water. Eugene had thought ahead and Patrick saw all of his weight disappear in an instant. Too weak to run for help and too lazy to move, the Pink blob was beset upon by the famished Mira. Through the frantic chewing and tearing of flesh, Mira ate Patrick with relish. She then went into the powder room...and was found hours later burnt to cinders. Patrick was a fan of ghost peppers and having no taste buds, ate hotter and hotter foods for fun. Mira's stomach had blown to enormous size and after suffering a hellish bout of flatulence, she began to burn from the inside out, screaming all the while and eating a ton of ice to stop the burn in an ultimately futile effort. Patrick regrew his flesh and walked out the front door, to the shock and anger of Eugene who sulked away to devise another way to kill Patrick