"Wow, that E3 was literal garbage." Dedede sighed.
"I know right, nothing good came out of it." Isabelle agreed.
"Yeah, they barely showed any games..." Ganondorf lamented.
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They had just finished watching the Bandai Namco Presentation.
"Now the Nintendo Direct on the other hand-" Dedede began, but was cut off by Ganondorf.
"Xbox still wins." he interrupted.
"I'd say it's a tie." Isabelle corrected, and while Dedede was wavering to either side, he heard a knock on the door, they were sitting in the living room of the "Smash Mansion" like every other Smash Brothers fanfiction in history, of course. "Still, I can't believe they didn't show any Smash."
"Who could it be at this hour?" he asked, walking towards the door. "Yo, who are you?" Dedede asked.
"Probably the pizza delivery man." Ganondorf answered, getting up as well. "I got my Credit Card, so don't worry." he said, and Dedede got out of the way as Ganondorf opened the door, the sounds of rain pitter-pattering on the ground. "Hey, you the pizza g- AUGH."
Suddenly... Ganondorf fell to the ground, in what appeared to be a rather massive hit all things considered, Dedede covering his eyes as he heard the scream, though he quickly uncovered them, seeing Ganondorf's unconscious body being dragged away into the rain, the figure doing so covered in darkness.
"Should we..." Dedede began, peering towards Isabelle.
"Yeah, something about this seems a bit fishy..." she added, confirming Dedede's suspicions as they exited the Mansion's front door and began to trek after the figure, who has already made their way into the distance.
The journey took a bit, around an hour as they went through harsh terrain, elevation increasing as they made their way along the trip, until they got to the top of a mountain, a rather sweltering one at that. The air was rough, barely breathable, and Dedede was feeling the heat like he was being roasted on an open mic night.
"Who the hell is this guy?" Isabelle wondered; her voice meeker than usual. "He doesn't seem to be tired at all..." she noted.
"Yeah... but I think we're coming up to a cliff, so he has to stop... unless he can fly or something." Dedede added, feeling like he could collapse at any second.
The figure did stop however, and Dedede and Isabelle slowed their already slowed walking to see what he would do, still carrying Ganondorf in his arms. The figure then turned towards them, though his face was still cloaked in an aura of mystery, the only other indicating feature being his apparent buffness, something that could make Ryu jealous.
"Hey..." Dedede said to the figure. "What the heck are you doing-?" the figure turned back around, and as the two, Isabelle and Dedede got closer, something became rather apparent, that was even more apparent in hindsight.
They were on a volcano.
And the figure... tossed Ganondorf into the volcano-!
"OH MY GOD!" Isabelle yelled, and her and Dedede picked up the pace, reaching the edge of the cliff and seeing Ganondorf falling down into the Lava like a sack of potatoes into a French Fry maker.
"Is he dead?!" Dedede wondered before remembering only Link could defeat Ganon. "Well... he probably wishes he were dead at least."
"Why did you..." Isabelle and Dedede turned over to the figure who's eye flashed red for a moment as he crossed his arms, looking down towards them with utter scorn.
KAZUYA
GETS READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE!
"Literally who?" Dedede asked. "Oh great, great, another fighting game character joining Smash."
"Yeah, tell me about it, this would've been a perfect opportunity for Doomguy to join." Isabelle lamented. "But now we just have this Pheonix Wright looking, shirtless Ryu clone."
"Heh, nice way to describe him." Dedede chuckled, turning back towards Kazuya who was still looking at them, though his face seemed more... angry than before. "Hey, why are you looking at us like that?" he asked.
"消えろ!" Kazuya said, and-
{One very not family friendly sequence and rescue mission later}
Dedede, Ganondorf, and Isabelle were all laying in Hospital beds, bandages all around them, all of their bodies covered from head to toe in third degree burns.
"Man, remind me to never insult a new fighter to their face..." Dedede sighed, looking over towards a box of flowers Kirby and Meta Knight had sent him.
"I didn't even do anything..." Ganondorf whined. "I thought it was the pizza guy..."
"Yeah, well use the peep-hole next time..." Isabelle explained. "It's safer that way..."
"Hindsight is 20/20, shut your face." Ganondorf metaphorically waved away. "Anyways, I'm supposed to be getting a visitor soon, two actually, they said they needed help with something."
"As long as there's no fire." Dedede replied, closing his eyes for a moment and shuddering.
"Uh... about that." Ganondorf began, though he was interrupted by the door opening, and two figured walked inside. Bayonetta and... Charizard?!
"Oh, there you are." Bayo said, probably still out of character from the last fanfiction. "So, me and Charizard over here made a bet, and-"
While Bayo was explaining, Charizard walked ahead of her into the room they were in, standing right next to Dedede's bed, FAR too close, his tail FAR too close-
FAR-
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Oh, heck his bandages just caught on Fire-
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Kazuya!
His reveal was very hype to me, I'm not a fan to Tekken but his reveal was SO cool. I might main him tbh. Not much else to say, I look forward to including him in my other fanfics, until then!