Another day at puckworld, and with the finals coming up, the mighty ducks need a new goalie and since their old goalie Drake DuCaine was on vacation they were short
Nosedive: well team, we're one duck short of the team
Grin: but the playoffs are tomorrow
Mallory: what are we gonna do know
Tanya: hmm
then Tanya got an idea
Tanya: don't worry guys I'll invent us a new goalie
Nosedive: oh that'll be grateful
Within minutes later, she came back with a robotic female penguin goalie
Tanya: within seconds, we'll be taking home the gold, thanks to my newest invention crystal
Crystal: I am crystal
She rolls herself to the goalie net
I can block the puck from hitting the net
Nosedive hits the puck at her, a hockey stick comes out of her and she hits the puck so hard, it almost hits nosedive, he ducks
Nosedive: ah!!
Grin: looks like the machine needs a few tweaks
Tanya: well, it's back to the computer board
Meanwhile at wildwing's house, he was celebrating his 1st date anniversary with with his new girlfriend angel a swan businesswoman
He met angel a few years ago, and once he got struck by Cupid's arrows, he feel head over heels for her, at first she was weirded out by him, but started to give him a chance.
Angel: 100 flowers, for whats the occasion wildwing
Wildwing: for our anniversary remember, 100 days since you agreed on our first date
Angel: oh wildwing you shouldn't have
She wipes her tears
Wildwing: it moves me so to see you so moved
Angel: no you don't understand (sniffs) in allergic to...to (ah-choo) roses
Wildwing: oh I'll get a gas mask at the store
Angel: but wildwing
Just then the phone rings
Wildwing: I can't do enough for my beloved swan
Angel: that's the problem (ah-choo)
Wildwing: hello
Nosedive: wildwing it's me
Wildwing: not now man you're ruining a touching moment
Nosedive: sorry to interrupt your anniversary but you need to come over to meet our new team member
Wildwing: (sigh) ok I'll be there
He hangs up
Wildwing: forgive me angel but I have to leave but before I do... the sweets DE RESISTANCE
Out came singing chocolate boxes and they danced their way in front of her
Angel: oh wildwing, I wish you haven't
Wildwing: I knew I should've sent the acrobatic assorted nuts
Back with mighty duck, Tanya improves her robot
Tanya: there, I adjusted her swing and gave her feelings
She turned her on and she show them a demonstration of her hockey skills
Just in time for wildwing to arrive in his uniform
Wildwing: wildwing reporting
When crystal turned at him, one look and she was instantly falling in love with him, she got hit by Cupid's arrow.
Tanya: wildwing good your here this is--
Crystal runs to him and picks him up bridal style
Crystal: I'm crystal
He looks up and down at her
Wildwing: I hope you're still under warranty
She walks into the ice rink
Wildwing: lady please, put me down, I am a hockey player
Crystal: well you shot the puck in my heart, honeyfeathers
He gets away from her and his nosedive, Tanya stops her
Tanya: alright come on you love birds we have some practice to do
After hours of practice, wildwing before crystal could get any ideas and went to have fine with Angie
Crystal: he's the one for me
He took Angie to a lovely diner
Angie: how thoughtful of you to take me out for lunch
Wildwing: aren't the candles nice
Angel: I guess but, you should't have hired the band
Wildwing: we could use some special music, for our special day, speaking of which, I printed out a list of place we might go tonight to celebrate
Angie: I don't wanna go out tonight wildwing
Wildwing: why not, was it something I said, is it my breath, had I hit day 4 on my three day deodorant pad
Angel: oh wildwing, first the flowers, then the candy and now lunch
Wildwing: it's not enough is it, some fall I always fall short
Angel: no wildwing it's just the opposite, don't you see
She looks at the window to see a paint on a building with a giant heart crossed with the letters W C
Angel: oh I wonder who c and w is
Wildwing: ah!!!!!!
He runs to the building
Wildwing: sorry, babe but I got to go
Angel: half the city could see it
Crystal: there now the whole wolf can know
Wildwing: know what that your nuts
Crystal: yes all for you
Wildwing: if the others find out about this, you'll be turned into a trash can
Crystal: see you do care about me
Wildwing: frankly crystal, I have more affection for my vacuum cleaner
She runs to him and crushes him in a hug
Crystal: oh wildwing, why deny out love, can't you see you twinkle my transformers, inflame my inflators, excite my engines
Wildwing: lady please kids our watching
Crystal: say we'll go out tonight or I won't let you go
Wildwing: ok, I'll go, I'll go
Crystal: oh wonderful
She finally releases him
Crystal: I better get home and find my toolbox, I'll wanna put on a new face
Wildwing: great a date with a psycho robot, where am I supposed to take her to dinner, tuneup masters
As he goes home, he phone rings
Ring, ring
Wildwing: hello
Ángel: wildwing
Wildwing: ángel, hello my darling, have you given any thought about our plans
Ángel: actually that's the reason why I'm calling (sniffs)
Wildwing: huh what do you mean
Unfortunately for him, crystal was there, she cane in early and broke inside his house, and she overheard his conversation
Angel: I can't do this anymore,this is too much for me
Wildwing: honey what's wrong
Crystal: honey?
Angel : I don't wanna see you again until you treat me like a lady
Wildwing: wail angel don't leave me
She hangs up
Wildwing: I never meant to hurt her feelings, I need to bake it up to her
Crystal was raged with furry, she walks out
Crystal: I knew it, there's another women
She heard a to the rink, to release her hurry by hitting hockey puck
She then sees Mallory talking to Tanya
Tanya: hey have you talked to wildwing yet
Mallory: whats this
Tayna: well I been trying to call him, but he hasn't been answering
Crystal: so she's the one
Tanya: I just want to know if he's seen crystal, I can't find her anywhere
Crystal: ah!!!!
She pounces on Tanya
Tanya: ah, crystal what's going on with you
Crystal: what's going with you and wildwing
Tanya: nothing
Crystal: don't lie, you're in love with him aren't you
Tanya: don't be ridiculous, I barely like him
Crystal: you better be telling the truth, OR YOUR NAME WILL BE CHANGED
She runs off to his brother
Nosedive: hey where's wildwing
Grin: he's probably at angel's
Crystal: so she's the other women
Ring, ring
Nosedive: hello
Wildwing: nosedive it's me
Nosedive: wildwing where you I been trying to call you all day
Wildwing: been busy, listen I need your help
Nosedive: what is it
Wildwing: it's angel
He explains what happened
Wildwing: and now she doesn't wanna see me
Nosedive: well maybe you should stop try hard and talk to her thanks
He thought for a minute
Wildwing: thanks bro
Nosedive: it's what brothers are you
He hangs up and heads to angel's house unaware, crystal was there attacking her
Angel: ah!!! Where are you taking me
Crystal dragged angel out of her house
Wildwing saw the whole thing and followed them, crystal tied angel in front of the pond and aimed an atomic bomb at her.
Wildwing: crystal what are you doing
Crystal: once I get rid of her, you'll have no girlfriend and then your mine, all mine
She switches on the bomb, it flies to her like a rocket
Angel: (gasp) oh
He rubs after it and goes in front of her
Wildwing: fear no dear angel
Crystal: no, wild hunk
He pushes him away from the bomb and as it hits her, she exploded, Tanya comes over
Tanya: well I guess this what they call an emotional breakdown
She grabs crystal's head
Wildwing unties angel
Tanya: don't worry with a few more adjustments, she'll won't be so emotional next time
Wildwing: angel, I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you before
He gets on his knees and takes her hands in his
Wildwing: please give me another chance, I'll change
Angel: ok
The end