A/N: Hey guys this was my first fic I've ever written and it just kinda follows along with the show for a while then continues after. I felt like Brittana didn't have enough screen time (didn't we all) and wrote this on the side. I started writing this during the 5th season and left it for a long while just chilling on my computer then picked it back up here and there. This story originally was because I had a major crush on Santana and added myself into instead of Brittany but funny enough I imagined Brittany while writing it. This version is really long so I'll probably post longer chapters after this one. Sorry if you don't like long chapters but I found myself liking the fics that had longer chapters so as Naya would say "Sorry not sorry".
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Glee or the characters, just really wanted more Brittana screen time. I do however own a glee board game that once again doesn't have enough Brittana
Chapter 1: Introduction
It's our first day of junior year. We all made Cheerios again! Quinn, Santana, and I are so excited because Couch Sue Slyvester told us we three are her top Cheerios! Starting off this school year with Quinn becoming head Cheerio. Santana and I are so excited for her, because she is the first junior to become head Cheerio. Our summer was great. I was staying with Santana all summer because she got surgery the second week of summer, and asked me to stay with her while she recovered. While I was at Santana's I'm pretty sure Lord Tubbington started smoking again.
Santana started dating Puck, since he is on the football team, also because Quinn is dating Finn. Santana says I need a boyfriend or else we can't fool around anymore, even though we haven't stopped anyway. But I guess I should find a boyfriend.
The spanish teacher, Mr. Schuester, is starting some dumb singing club with a bunch of losers. Coach Sue says that the club is dumb and that it is stating to take some of our Cheerios budget. Couch Sue told Principal Figgins that his club doesn't even qualify because he doesn't have enough people but Figgins said that Mr. Schue has to get enough people in time to qualify for the first competition or else it won't get any more funding. Mr. Schue somehow managed to get Quinn's boyfriend, Finn, into the club and Quin said that this thing, called Rachel Berry, is trying to take him for herself. Quinn asked us if we would audition to join the Glee club with her so she can stop 'It' from coming between her and Finn.
Quinn is head of the Christian Celibacy club so she hasn't done anything with Finn, and she also made us join even though she knows we both aren't virgins. Quinn also isn't a very good liar when it comes to Finn because we all know she slept with Puck, and still is. Santana knows about Puck and Quinn but doesn't care much because she says she's not that into him, and I've been sleeping with some people here and there. Quinn made us all learn 'Say A Little Prayer', along with a dance that goes with it. When we auditioned Mr. Schue looked at us like he hadn't seen talent like us in a long while. Santana and I looked at each other and knew 'we are all going to kill it in this lame club'.
Coach Sue found out that we joined the glee club and was outraged.
Quinn told Coach Sue "I'm sorry Coach Sylvester but something is going on between Finn and that thing. You saw how it was undressing him with its eyes. Please don't kick us off the Cheerios."
"Cease fire in the water works. I don't want to hear it, I don't want to see it. You know Q, when I first laid eyes on you I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester, though you don't have my bone structure. But it wasn't until this very moment. I saw how alike we really are. You three are going to be spies. The eyes on the inside. We are going to bring this club down from within."
"And I'm going to get my boyfriend back."
After we joined, Puck followed. My guess is to try and win over Quinn for real. The biggest problem now is that Mr. Schue has enough people in this lame club to qualify to go to a sectionals, regionals, or nationals. We have annoying Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, aisian Tina Cohen-Chang, wheelchair kid Artie Abrahms (I am positive that he is a robot), some random kid I have literally never seen in my life Matt something, Mercedes Jones who is actually pretty good and Santana and I kind of like her but we aren't supposed to say anything, Kurt Hummel who is most likely gayer than gay, Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, Santana Diabla Lopez, and me (Brittany Susan Pierce) which makes 12 now.
Now that we have been in this club for about a month or so, I'm actually starting to like it, even though Mr. Schue is partial to older songs that aren't even that good. He insists on us singing a bunch of hits from the 70's and Don't Stop Believing by Journey. He even made us do only Journey songs for a whole week. I started dating this guy, Daniel, from the football team. He is a pretty good kisser but I prefer Santana's sweet lady kisses. Santana dumped Puck but she is still having sex with him.
Quinn told Finn that she is pregnant! At first Finn was confused because they had never actually had sex. But Quinn told him that when they were in the hot tub and he couldn't control himself the temperature of the hot tub keeps his stuff warm enough that it was able to make its way up, and now she's pregnant. That hobbit Berry overheard her in the hallway and told the whole Glee club that Quinn is pregnant.
That's how Puck found out.
Puck knew that the baby was his because she has only ever slept with him. He tried to convince Quinn that he would make a good father, but she said with his juvie record she wasn't sure she wanted Puck to be the father so she lied to Puck and told him that the baby really was Finn's. Puck still knew she was lying, so he got a job as a pool cleaner. While Quinn was pregnant she insisted to Puck that they stop messing around Finn's back, especially because he is going to be the father of her baby.
Puck started whisper-yelling at Quinn in front of her locker. "Why you're already knocked up it's not like it can happen again. Right?"
Quinn rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Ugh. You're impossible."
"I just don't get it Quinn. Why you still doubting the Puckster? You know I'm willing to step up and take care of my kid. Why won't you just let me?" He tried to grab her hand gently but she pulled away.
"The first reason being you call yourself 'The Puckster'. Second, we've been over this Noah, you aren't suitable to be a father and the baby isn't even yours." Puck rolled his eyes at the obvious lie. "And third, aren't you with Santana? Because she is literally right there and can most likely hear everything we are saying."
Santana and I could hear them but we were giggling and talking in our secret code, about our plans for this weekend. Her mom gave her money yesterday, which meant they weren't going to be there. Santana asked if she could have friends over, which always meant me. Her mom called my mom and she 'made' me go. Her mom gave Santana extra money this morning and we were so excited. Santana said we'd watch Sweet Valley High. When she said that we both knew, we are totally going to have sex.
Puck looked over at Santana and Brittany standing closer than friends usually did, giggling, and looking at each other and holding pinkies. "I don't think Santana cares, and we aren't together just fooling around for the time being."
At that Quinn rolled her eyes and turned to us, we knew the look she gave was meant for us to leave with her.
Finn was terrified of being a father so young, but went out looking for jobs and ways to support a baby. Finn had his doubts about him being the dad, and being a dad, but he stuck by Quinn as the mother of his child. The Glee club sang Lean On Me for Quinn and Finn, to show them that we support them.
Coach Slyvester found out about Quinn being pregnant and kicked her off the Cheerios. So now it's just Santana, and me. Coach Sue made Santana head Cheerio. Also not sure entirely about what was going on with Mr. Schue but apparently he was going to divorce his wife, Terri, but then she said she was pregnant and she really wasn't so she actually tried to buy Quinn's baby.
It was good for Quinn and Finn because they were both scared about having the baby. But Puck knew that the baby was his so he tried to convince her that he would make a good dad. Quinn started to think about the idea of raising the baby with Puck but knew that she couldn't go through with raising a baby in highschool. So Quinn decided to give the baby to Terri, Will Schuester's wife. But then Mr. Schue found out what Terri did and divorced her anyway. So then Quinn was left with the 'should I keep the baby or not' again. Then while Quinn was trying to figure out if she should keep the baby, Puck told Quinn that he thinks she should keep their baby and raise her together. Puck also told Quinn that he had some names for the baby,and he even showed her all the money he had been saving up from cleaning pools and the baby crib he made her and the baby in a woodshop. They must've been talking too loud because someone overheard and told someone else about it and it spread like wildfire. Everyone was trying to figure out who told but no one knew for sure. Some people thought it was Santana because they thought she was still dating Puck, and would've done it to get at him.
We were on a call with Artie, Tina and Kurt, and Mercedes trying to figure out who told. Santana had called me before we had found each other in the hall, then it kind of escalated from there. Santana added Artie to the call first since people don't really talk to him, it probably meant he would know. Artie added Tina because they were dating and she was kind of quiet because of her stutter so it would make sense she'd see a lot more and probably know who told. Tina was already with Kurt so they shared her phone.
Kurt leaned into Tina's phone they were sharing so he could be heard better. "We assumed it was you. Aren't you guys dating?"
Santana got annoyed that people were still thinking her and Puck were dating. More so for the reason that Quinn still kind of liked him. "Sex is not dating."
And when Santana and I first started having sex she told me that having sex with someone doesn't mean you are dating them. So I agreed with her, " Yeah, sex is not dating because if it were Santana and I would be dating." I must've messed up because Santana stopped us walking and looked at me like I had said something wrong.
We found out that blabbermouth told Finn that the baby was Puck's, in hopes of Finn leaving Quinn for her. Then Finn actually decided to be with that dwarf Berry.
I guess Artie left Tina because he only liked her because he thought she had a stutter and they had a disability in common, but it turned out she was faking it the whole time. I dumped Daniel because Santana said I shouldn't stay with the same person for very long or else you'll start to lose your popularity. And because we were Cheerios that meant we should date football players because it just made more sense, at least that's what Santana told me.
Santana said that Finn is arguing with Rachel and that we should ask him out. First because they broke up and cause Santana is head Cheerio and Finn is quarterback so they should be together not him and Berry.
After glee club she looked over at me to start our plan and held up her pinky. I held her back and we went up to Finn after glee club.
I looked to Santana to see if I should start. "You're a really good dancer."
Finn looked really confused. "Thanks but my feet weren't really moving."
I smirked. "Yeah, that was the best part."
He looked relieved. "Oh."
I felt Santana hold my pinky tighter. "Brit and I were wondering if you wanted to go out."
He looked even more confused if that was even possible. "On a date? With which one of you?"
Santana and I looked at each other, linked arms, then looked back at Finn, and said together, "Both of us."
He started smiling like a gassy baby. "Yeah."
I felt Santana grip tighter on my arm, "Okay we'll let you know when and where later."
It isn't new that we would go out with Finn together. We would sleep with other guys and Puck together sometimes. Santana says it helps our image. I told her I don't care about my image but it's fun having sex with her even if someone has to sit and watch. She agreed with me and said that she likes it better when it's just us too, but she said she can't handle that right now.
We left and went to the old photography classroom across the hall. Photography isn't a class any more but no one knows what to do with the classroom. So instead we just use the old dark room to fool around. Santana made it a rule to never bring someone else to the classroom because it was our spot. She knows I would never bring anyone else there, but I'm pretty sure she had just said it for herself. The red light bulb still works and Santana always turns it on because 'she likes seeing my face', but we both know it's because I'm scared of the dark and hate admitting it.
Santana was kissing my neck and making my knees feel all wobbly, "Hey Santana?"
In between kisses she breathed "Yeah Britbrit?"
"I love you."
She stopped completely and looked into my eyes, "I love you too Brit." She faltered. "Are you okay?"
"Yea I'm fine I just wanted to make sure I told you today."
Santana booped my nose, smiling and making me smile. "You are my best friend." I leaned in to kiss her lips again and she kissed back feverishly.
We went to Finn at his locker, pinkies linked, "Hey Finnocence. Breadstix. Eight o'clock. Table for three."
He looked confused at first but then understood. "Cool."
We smiled at him then walked away. "See Britbrit now we're both going to be on top."
Later at Breadstix.
Sitting at the table with Finn across from us, Santana looked at me, "Alright, hottest guys in school. Go."
"OK. Um, Pucks super fine. Finn's cute too."
"Yeah, but he's not hot."
"He's really not."
"And you know what, Brit? I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. I mean, if he were dating say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'." We nodded simultaneously.
Finn started to get annoyed that we hadn't talked to him pretty much the whole time. "Hello. Hey! I'm right here. Would you guys mind like including me in your conversations?"
I felt Santana intertwine her ankle with mine then she looked at Finn with annoyance, "Let us give you an introduction into the way that we work, you buy us dinner and we makeout in front of you. It's like the best deal ever."
Finn looked like he was okay with that and smirked in disbelief. At that I went on with Santana and my conversation. "Did you see what Rachel was wearing today?"
"I know she looked like Pippi Longstocking but like, Israeli."
"Those sweaters make her look homeschooled."
Finn chimed in saying "Hey guys come on don't make fun of Rachel. She's kinda cool."
For a second I forgot Finn was there, "Finn, that's mean."
Just then I felt Santana's hand rest on my thigh, "You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? And leave your credit card."
Finn looked mad but left and waited in his car.
After Finn left I told Santana, "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"
Santana looked confused at first but then thought about it, and thought that it made sense. She held my pinky and told me that I was a genius. The rest of the meal was fun, because Santana is hilarious, and because we talked about what it would be like if we were with each other instead of these annoying boys. She said that I was her best friend and I told her that she was mine.
Back in the car, Finn looked mad. But his mad face looked like he was being pinched in the side. "So am I taking you to Brit's or dropping you off separately?"
Santana ran her hand up my thigh clear enough for Finn to see. Stopping at the end of my spankies, she turned to Finn, smiling seductively, "Did you not want to finish the date?"
Finn adjusted himself and smiled with that gassy baby smile again, "I just thought-"
"Yeah don't. That's your first problem." His smile faltered but came back just as fast when Santana turned to me to grab my hand leading it to her breast. As I massaged it I took my other hand and grabbed her chin adjusting her to face me. I kissed her and we moaned into each other's mouths. When her tongue poked out it was our que to check to see if whoever we were with was enjoying it. We opened our eyes, still attached to each other, and looked over at Finn. His eyes were open halfway and he was touching his pants adjusting to make sure we wouldn't see his very prominent tent. Once we both saw that he was seconds away from exploding himself we pulled apart. As Finn looked away awkwardly Santana pecked my lips once more winking.
"That'll be all Finnocence. Drop us at Brit's." She grabbed my pinky after we put on our seatbelts. And Finn looked like he just won a hot dog eating contest. Tired. Sick. And satisfied.
A/N: Hey guys I hope you enjoyed that, if you didn't this was my first fic ever so be nice pls. I originally had this story with the name Brinley Sutton Pierce instead of Brittany Susan Pierce so if that pops up I'm sorry I am trying to change all of them. If you don't mind and I could just leave all the Brinleys that would also be really cool, just let me know. Also if you feel I should add or change anything that would also be cool to know. I will try and listen to every comment because Brittana is awesome and should be prime time entertainment but clearly the writers of glee didn't think so. But anyway please leave reviews and let me know how I'm doing so far. I'll try to upload as much as possible.
