What shouldn’t have to be written

by MelodiousDiva1987

You’ve heard of the main rules for the pizzeria that apply to employees and customers alike, but what about the special set of rules that had to be written specifically for the Night guards?

1. The list of Rules

A slight crack-fic about the extra rules given to the guards, and the story behind it. I do not own FNaF, if I did, I still wouldn't know the lore.

Starring: Mike Schmidt, Fritz Smith, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Scott Cawthon (not the creator), Vincent Bishop, William Afton, Emmet Benedict and (mentioned only) Henry Emily.

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1: Do not watch the technicians or mechanics while they work, it makes them nervous.

2: Stop trying to make Vincent Bishop wear colours other than purple.

3: In relation with Rule 2, the following arguments are not allowed to convince him- "but it's Christmas.", "but it's Valentines Day" and "I'll dock your pay if you don't."

4: Do not make fun of William or Jeremy's stutter.

5: It is not allowed to take free pizza just because you work here.

6: Do not tell Vincent and Scott to 'get a room' when they're having an argument or prolonged conversation.

7: Vacation days are mandatory for EVERYONE.

8: Do not set the clock back to scare other guards during their shift.

9: Saying "I've heard every possible joke about Vincent's last name." Is not a challenge.

10: You are not allowed to dye the other guards uniforms pink, orange or any colour that is not the original blue.

11: No alcohol is to be consumed at staff meetings and you all know why.

12: Clothes must be worn at all times.

13: The following reasons are not good enough to call a staff meeting-: 'I'm bored', 'MCR split up', 'MCR reformed' and complaining about BB.

14: Do not make jokes about William's death.

15: You are not allowed to place bets on the lifespan of new guards.

16: Do not hang up signs that count the amount of days since Vincent last almost died.

17: Do not hang up signs that count the amount of days since Emmet was last in hospital.

18: Do not spread rumours of an indecent nature about other guards.

19: Do not call Scott 'Mr Ring Ring'.

20: You may be excused from wearing uniform if you have a good enough excuse for it.

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Well, there's the 20 rules! I'll try to post a chapter about each rule every week at least. Rated T for the chapters on rules 6, 11, 12, 14 and 18.