A/N: May continue this one... Who knows.
Also, for those who know the Primordial X-Storm wiki entries on the Fanfiction Wiki...
Yeah, it takes many canons, mashes them together, and then spits on them.
So why not mash up another, completely unrelated, and changed in an extremely weird way, canon?
You know me. It's that one funny Rick Springfield show.
And the Adventurer's Club doing dumb anime stuff always amuses me.
Enjoy.
Sailor Pluto sat upon her perch on the planet Pluto, looking out at the open Exoverse beyond the Time Gates.
It was yet another night on Pluto, and just like every other night on Pluto, it was boring.
Nothing ever came by Pluto much anymore, and there was hardly anything new in Sailor Pluto's life.
Sailor Pluto decided to spice it up for once, though...
She decided to pace around her perch, as her Time Rod clanked against the ground, to try and relieve her boredom.
"I bet the other Sailor Scouts are less bored then I am..."
Suddenly, there was an unusual being coming out of the Time Gates...
She assumed it would probably be Puggsy of the Krimzonedge universe, or one of her fellow Sailor Scouts from this universe...
"Hello?" She asked the strange man approaching her.
"If you're a god or powerful being from another universe, you had better be a good guy. I'm already getting exhausted pacing around like this." Sailor Pluto stated.
"Well..." The mint-haired man said, scratching behind his head.
"If you mean that I'm a god, yeah, you could say that." He smiled a sharp-toothed grin.
Sailor Pluto readied her Time Rod, as he raised up his hands.
"Oh, I see." The man said. "I know how it is. Just because I have sharp teeth, means I'm automatically an enemy. The name is Mithras, and no, I am not an enemy. Put your rod down."
Sailor Pluto paused, as she lowered her Time Rod.
"I came here because Quartzmon is back... and a strange heroic figure has appeared in his location. Think we should have the Sailor Scouts and Digidestined investigate this?"
Sailor Pluto's eyes slightly narrowed.
"Quartzmon, huh? Nice of you to come here and demand you not get killed, and then tell me that Quartzmon and some strange hero are duking it out."
Sailor Pluto tossed her hair.
"I swear, how dare you treat me like a dog! And not the Krimzonedge Grendel-types, either!"
Mithras shook his head.
"And what makes you think I'm lying, Queen of Dwarf Planet Pluto?"
"Uh..."
Sailor Pluto was taken aback.
"...Tell me the location."
[CUE - COUNTING BLUE CARS - DISHWALLA]
Only 15 minutes later, the Sailor Scouts and the Digidestined had ended up in New York City.
And they had heard music coming from nearby, but they didn't know where it was coming from.
"...Who's playing Dishwalla?" Tai asked, before a giant sword whacked his orange, sun-like helmet off.
Joe quickly jumped onto a wall, his hands and feet sticking to it, as he looked at who swung the sword at Tai.
"Woah!" Joe shouted, as he looked at where the music, and the sword swung from.
It was a short, stocky redhead wearing glasses, and a fur cloak, but otherwise had pretty average clothes.
Sailor Moon, who had been busy fighting Quartzmon, noticed the man, as well as his two allies, two young men wearing average clothes and fur cloaks...
And also noticed one of the young men's blue and white porkpie.
"Yo, nice porkpie." Tai said, after getting back up and putting his helmet on.
"...Can I have it?"
Tai got his response (a No with a capital N) by the man slapping him.
"Okay." Tai responded, clearly taken aback by the porkpie-wearing man's reaction.
[CUE - BOY IN THE BOX - CORY HART]
The man wearing the blue fur cloak jumped up, firing a shot from his lazer gun, as Quartzmon seemed to...
Flinch?
That must be a very powerful laser, Izzy thought, peering out from behind his purple, glasses-like visor.
BANG BANG BANG!
The sounds echoed through Times Square, as Tai sprung to his feet again, and then rushed forth, his arm moving forward and summoning up a sword.
The man with the porkpie reached up to summon his own sword, and then rushed past Tai, which shocked the Digidestined of Courage with his incredible speed.
The other two rushed after him, as the man with the porkpie, with it staying on, jumped onto Quartzmon's head, and then raised his sword up.
He then, in an astonishing manner, drove the sword right through Quartzmon's head.
The Sailor Scouts, taking the opportunity, decided to let off a finishing blast of magical girl magic, as the man jumped off Quartzmon's head.
Quartzmon had been defeated before he could do any damage...
The man landed on the ground, smirking.
Tai didn't know what to do, as this guy had taken out their villain very easily.
"Uh... who are you?"
The man grunted, and nodded.
"Socks."
"Okay, this man ain't much of a talker..." Joe responded, unsticking himself from the wall.
Suddenly, more Digimon came forth, as the battle continued.
The man in the jean jacket that came with Socks and the short, stocky man, pulled out a sword, as a gust of wind blew the Digimon back, as he smirked.
Socks pulled out a crossbow, as he chuckled.
"Wait, you are an archer?" Sailor Mars asked, letting off an attack as Socks fired off the crossbow.
"Yeh." He responded, in a half-grunt.
The purple-clothed man swooshed his cape, as he let off a firey tornado from the cape, burning away the Digimon that attacked them..
As the Digidestined and the Sailor Scouts paused...
"IS THAT EVEN FUCKING NECESSARY?!" Mimi shouted, clearly dismayed at the three of them clearly showing up the Digidestined and the Sailor Scouts...
You know, the Chosen Ones of the Primordial X-Storm world...
"Well... even I didn't see this one coming." Izzy muttered to himself.
TBC...?