愛の失楽エンジェル
Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yo-kai Watch franchise.
Pairings: Jinpei x Mataro tension. Referenced one-sided (canon) Jinpei x Enra, one-sided (canon) Kyubi x Enra, accidental (canon) Jinpei x Koma.
Summary:
There's crazy, or there's Jiba Jinpei.
For ten traumatic, flashback-inducing seconds, the Student Council President feared Elzemekia was back. That Elze had returned from Heaven and been corrupted again somehow, or that another of Mazera's self-aware cells had activated posthumously and taken on her form.
But nope, 'twasn't the Invading Magical Girl.
It was Jiba Jinpei in Elzemekia's costume, commenting how roomy her bladed skirt was for his Keroppi, with Koma and Fubuki on the sidelines wondering and mortified at what in Yo-kai World he was doing.
"Jinpei-kun, that's…" Koma sort of covered his eyes. After all the weird stuff Jinpei got up to, Jinpei still managed to shock him. But he shouldn't have expected anything but the weirdest from the cat boy who per non-YSP-capable statutes, would have been locked up in worse than Akatentraz fifty times over for, among a constantly expanding list of offences, indecent exposure (both of himself and others), whizzing in public, assault (of the sexual variety), reckless property damage, grade tampering, privacy breach, possession of contraband reading material, and actively seeking an affair with the school nurse.
"President! Everyone! Check me out! I'm the fallen angel of love!"
"Hooo-kay, Jinpei-kun's lost it!" Fubuki just couldn't (He brought the wand!).
"You're presuming Aniki's ever had an 'it' to lose in the first place, Himekawa," Mera said.
Mataro's eyes twinkled and his hair slicked itself shiny. "Ahem, ahem!"
"Oh? It's Detective Conappoine!" Koma announced Mataro's detective alter ego was on the scene.
"The riddle has been solved!" Mataro as Conappoine declared.
"Just like that?" Fubuki gasped.
"INA BAUERRRRRR!" Mataro bent back, then bent forward whilst spinning his arms. "The person Jinpei-kun is putting on this weird display for, that person is absolutely Enra-sensei!"
"I don't think Enra-sensei is into Elzemekia." Mera shook his head disgustedly.
"WHAT? Enra-sensei? Not before I make my move!" Kyubi climbed – fell – out the closest window to find her.
"Kyubi-senpai. You're too immodest," Koma sighed toward the senior already gone.
"Huh?" Jinpei stopped twirling Elzemekia's staff. "Enra-sensei? No, this is for Mataro!"
"Ehhhhhh? M-me? Why?" Mataro squealed.
"Why? Why, today's the anniversary of your first day at Y Academy! Duh!"
"Jinpei-kun…It's the anniversary of most of our first days at Y Academy," Koma pointed out, as Mera and Fubuki started pushing him and themselves in the opposing direction.
Ranto had left the second he confirmed Elzemekia hadn't come down to retrieve her sword from him.
"Best of luck, Mataro." Mera slapped Mataro on the shoulder.
Mataro grabbed his ears, betrayed, and Jinpei giggled like a schoolgirl waving a handkerchief at a pretty boy she liked.
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"