Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Naughty Nicole, Badass Bella, Horny Hendrietta, Sexy Sarah, King Kevin, Erotic Eva and Crappy Carlos.
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Author's note 3: Isaiah Flamez is NOT allowed to read this story!
Banjos and beer
26 year old Miley Stewart sit in bed, playing banjo.
She has a custom-made bluegrass-style banjo and she flatpick it.
The song she play is 'Erotic Amnesia' by Laura McDewit Junior.
Miley like this song a lot.
On the nightstand are 3 empty beer-bottles.
Yes, Miley is a bit drunk, but even so she can still play proper chords.
"Nice." says Miley.
Miley wear only a black leather push-up bra and baggy old pink sweatpants that actually smell a slight amount of farting.
Being a country-girl at heart and kinda hardcore, Miley doesn't care and since she's alone in her apartment it is fine.
"Sexy." says Miley.
Her banjo is about 2 years old by now.
It was a birthday-gift from her dad.
"Fuckin' cute." says Miley.
Miley is clearly happy.
Life as a single-lady worsk for her.
About 4 years ago, she and her boyfriend finally broke up for good as a result of conflicting goals in life and some other things as well.
Since then, Miley has been single.
Once a month she hook up with a random hot man though so she can get her sexual desires taken care of properly.
"Yay." says Miley in a childish tone.
She fart by accident.
It's been over 6 years since Miley saw Oliver and Lilly.
They've moved to Florida.
Miley miss them a lot.
Miley is no longer a famous popstar.
After she revealed to the world that she was Hannah Montana she was a star as her true self of Miley for a short time, but then she retired from the music-industry and got herself a more normal job in an alcohol-store.
That's where she still work, but right now she has a week off.
She has become kinda lazy so she enjoy the times when she doesn't have to work.
Despite being lazy she's still in good shape.
Usually she claim this is so she has good stamina during steamy sex.
No one really know is this is the actual reason or not.
"Opssss..." says Miley as she fart by accident again.
She put down her banjo, slide off her sweatpants, grab a dildo and starts to masturbate.
Miley love analsex so she push the dildo into her anus.
"Yup! Fuck, yeah!" moans Miley, all slutty.
Back when she was a teen and Hannah Montana she was almost asexual in some ways, but now she's an oversexual slut.
She still has her own web-site from her days as a popstar, but these days she only upload home-made solo-porn there.
She sometimes film herself masturbating and then upload that to her web-site.
When she was a famous popstar her web-site had milions of people watching stuff there every single day, but now she barely has 50 followers.
Even so, Miley is fine.
She doesn't care that her fans has almost forgotten her.
She actually enjoy being a normal woman, being able to go out in public without having people taking hotos of her and asking her to sign stuff.
Fame became too much, which is why she decided to stop being a popstar.
"Mmmm!" moans Miley.
She is very horny.
The apartment Miley live in has she had since she and her boyfriend broke up.
It is a simple small apartment in Malibu, but it's all she really need these days, being a simple slut.
She's sold almost all her fancy things from when she was a rich famous popstar.
She only has a very few of those things left as mementos of what used to be.
"Awwww!" moans Miley.
12 minutes later.
"Shit, yes!" moans Miley as she get an orgasm.
She squirt big.
She also fart.
The fart makes the dildo fly out from her ass and across the room.
The dildo land next to her computer.
"That was a damn lot of fun." says Miley.
4 hours later.
"Yeah." says Miley as she drink some beer.
She often drink beer these days, especially since she became single.
She never drink too much though.
Miley never drink so much that it is a danger to her health.
"I'm a fuckin' dang horny bitch." says Miley, her southern accent getting stronger.
She grab her banjo and play some random music.
At the time she has more clothes on than before.
She now has a red t-shirt on as well as white shoes.
Miley seem happy.
"Opsss..." says Miley as she fart by accident.
The reason she fart much more often now than when she was younger is most likely that she doesn't eat very healthy food the majority of the time anymore.
Even so she has, as mentioned before, managed to stay in good shape, despite being kind of lazy.
She doesn't go to the gym.
It's unknown how she can be in such good shape.
"Yup." says Miley.
She keep in contact with her dad on a semi-regular basis.
He is now retired and lives in Nashville.
Jackson and Siena moved to Italy a few years ago and Miley's not heard anything from them since.
She assume they have a kid though, because Siena was clearly pregnant when they left.
"Damn...!" says Miley when she by accident play her banjo too hard, breaking a string.
Of course she know very well how to replace a broken string easy, but she is, as mentioned before, lazy so she doesn't wanna do it.
Instead she grab one of her acoustic guitars and play the same music on that.
The guitar is an old Gibson J 45.
"Oh, who's callin' me?" says Miley when her phone beeps.
She answer.
"Hi, Miley speakin'..."
"Hi, girls. This is Lilly Oken. I hought I should call. How are you today?"
"I'm good Lils. What about you?"
"Me is good too. And also pregnant. Oliver and I are gonna have a kid."
"Wow! Congrats, my old friend."
"Thanks. And we've decided to make you godmommy."
"Okay. That'll be a true honor. Do ya know if the child's goin' to be a girl or a boy?"
"No. It's too early to say. I'm barely 2 months into the pregnancy."
"Alright. What do ya hope for?"
"Honestly I'm fine either way. And so is Oliver."
"Nice. I'm happy for ya, guys."
"Thank you, Miley."
"Anytime, Lils."
"Sweet."
"Yup."
"Do you have a new man?"
"I don't. I'm all single."
"Okay. Have a cute day. Bye."
"Bye, girl."
Lilly ends the phone call.
2 weeks later.
"What a fuckin' worthless shit of a day it's been." says a very tired Miley as she get home from work.
It's clear that her day has been the opposite of awesome.
She's very sweaty.
Miley kick off her boots.
Then she swing off her overcoat.
"Holy shit." says Miley.
She drink some beer and then takes a nap on the floor.
2 hours later.
"Holy shit..." says Miley as she wakes up.
She decides to replace the broken string on her banjo.
Once a new string is there, Miley play a simple song.
"Yup. Kinda sexy." says Miley.
She love to use the word 'sexy' these days.
Miley wasn't always sexual.
As a teen she was mostly a good girl, but as she grew older she also became more sexual.
Eventually she turned into the slutty version of herself she is now.
"Fuckin' sweet." says Miley.
She play another song.
"I'm a great fuck. My pussy is perfect for sex." says Miley.
She put down her banjo and drink some beer.
This makes her happy.
Beer has helped Miley to be happy many times after she and her boyfriend broke up.
"Yeah." says Miley.
The next day.
"Midmonth-time's here. Which means I need to find someone who's able to bang me sweet ol' pussy." says Miley.
She dress as slutty and sexual as she can and then drink some beer.
"I hope this will be fun." says Miley.
She feel her pussy getting wet and ready for fucking.
"Yup. Here we go." says Miley.
She walk to a local bar named 'The Orgasm'.
Miley has been to this bar many times.
As she always does, when possible, Miley takes a seat by a table in a corner under the stairs to the second floor.
"Hi, Miss Stewart. What do you want?" says a sweet waitress named Kate.
"I'll have a glass of wine, thank ya." says Miley.
"Okay. Here." says Kate as she give Miley a standard-glass of red Spanish wine.
"Thanks." says Miley and then pay for it.
Kate, who seem to be the same age as Miley, smile and then walk away.
"Nice." says Miley, talking a sip of the wine and it taste good.
Miley hope that soon a man who can fuck her will show up.
"I need a dick in me." says Miley.
She is very horny.
Miley's pussy is wet.
"Nice." says Miley.
She is ready to be fucked.
"Dang. I see no hot men." says Miley.
This makes her a bit sad.
50 minutes later.
"Well, if it isn't Hannah Montana." says a male voice.
Miley look up and sees a man named Tony Frazer.
"I've not been Hannah in years. The name's Miley now." says Miley.
"Sure, but a lot of people still remember that you and Hannah are the same." says Tony.
Tony is a former msuic star, just like Miley.
Miley know Tony since before.
"Lookin' for fun? I sure am, man." says Miley.
"Guess so." says Tony.
"Have a seat then." says Miley.
"Thanks." says Tony as he join Miley by her table.
"How ya been doin'...?" says Miley.
"Pretty good. I miss your blonde hair." says Tony.
"That was a wig. What ya see here is me real hair, all brown." says Miley.
"Alright. Looks nice." says Tony.
"Okay. Thanks." says Miley.
"You're welcome, Hannah...uh...Miley. Sorry." says Tony.
"It ain't a problem. Ya knew me as Hannah so it's kinda natural that ya think of that name when talkin' to me. I don't really blame ya." says Miley.
"That's true, I guess. And I must say that you've gained some meat in all the right places, if you know what I mean. I like it." says Tony.
"Sweet. Wanna go somewhere a lil' more private where ya can bang me good ol' pussy?" says Miley.
"Great idea. You sure don't waste any time, Miley." says Tony.
"What can I say? I'm a horny babe." says Miley.
"Become sexual over the years, it seems. The Miley who went by Hannah wasn't that way." says Tony.
"No and she couldn't be. The majority of my fans were under 18 so I had to be a good role-model, but now I'm totally free to fuck around as much as I wanna." says Miley.
"Okay." says Tony.
"Let's go find a cozy place then." says Miley.
"Yeah." says Tony.
25 minutes later in a hotel room.
"I'm so ready." says Miley as she roll up her skirt, revealing that she wear no panties.
"Alright, Mileeey." says Tony as he unbutton his pants, revealing a big thick tan dick.
"Nice, your dick's almost fully stiff." says Miley.
"Yeah." says Tony.
Miley gently grab Tony's dick and jerk it to full stiffness.
"Yup, now you're hard. Fuck my damn pussy, please." says Miley as she lean her back against a wall and spread her legs a bit.
"Don't you think the bed would be more cozy?" says Tony.
"If ya prefer that me is on." says Miley.
Tony and Miley get into bed.
Tony slide his dick deep into Miley's pussy and starts to fuck.
"Mmmm, soooo sexy!" moans a happy Miley.
"Fuck, yes!" moans Tony.
"Yup!" moans Miley.
"Can you take more?" moans Tony.
"Damn yes, I sure can, man!" moans Miley in her best porno-voice.
Tony fuck harder.
Miley love it.
She love a good hard fuck.
"Mmmmm, amazing!" moans Miley.
"I agree!" moans Tony.
"Fuckin' nice!" moans Miley, being extremely horny.
She truly enjoy Tony's macho dick.
"Mmmm!" moans Miley.
Clearly the way Tony fuck Miley feels great for her.
"Keep goin'...and don't worry, ya can cum straight in me!" moans Miley.
"Okay! That's sexy!" moans Tony.
"Yeah!" moans Miley.
"Indeed, Miley!" moans Tony.
"Shit, so much fun!" moans Miley.
"Yes!" moans Tony, being almost as horny as Miley is.
"Mmmm!" moans Miley.
22 minutes later.
"Fuck me!" moans Miley.
Tony fuck harder.
"Yay! Like that, soooo much fun!" moans Miley, all horny.
"True!" moans Tony.
"Awesome!" moans Miley.
"Miley, you're damn fuckable!" moans Tony.
"I'm glad ya think so, Tony!" moans Miley.
69 minutes later.
Tony fuck faster.
Miley love it.
"Mmmm!" moans Miley.
"Yeah, Miley!" moans Tony.
"Sexy!" moans Miley.
5 minutes later.
"Fuck! Holy shit, yes!" moans Tony in a deep manly voice as he cum in Miley's awesome pussy.
"Mmmm, sooooo damn sexy!" moans a very happy Miley as she get a great orgasm.
41 minutes later, Miley is at home.
She sit in bed, wearing only a black t-shirt and baggy pink sweatpants.
She play a porn-song on her banjo.
There is half a vego-burger and an open bottle of beer on the taple next to the bed.
"Yup. Fuckin' cozy." says a happy Miley in a slutty tone.
She did really enjoy being fucked by Tony.
It was the best fuck she's had in a long time.
"Shit, such a slut me totally is." says Miley.
Miley put down the banjo on the floor, eat what's left of her burger, drink what's left of the beer and then goes to sleep, clothes still on.
She sleep with a slutty smile on her face.
The End.