Stuart Little 4
By Richie Wraggs
This not be boi me nor it be a fanfiction. This actually be a script for the canceled Stuart Little movie. Oi found this in a denny in devonshoire on the thingy they usually be putting them toilet papers on. Oi toiped up every word it be saying before oi be woiping moi arse with it.
The story begins in the little house, a few years after the infamous Lake Scout Camp Case where George Little raped, deficated on and murdered (not necessarily in order) everyone of his peers and campmaster all because they won't let him have his PSP to play and shove up his ass day in day out like the frustrated virgin loner that he is while Stuart, family and friends were taking more drugs than Jimi Hendrix, George Michael, Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson, Bob Marley, Kate Moss and Kurt Kobain ever took in their lives combined before they joined George in a satanic blood orgy to celebrate the death of an endangered animal. Stuart was sitting on the couch like a chilled motherfucker with skag needles sticking out of his eyes while his spanish drug running boyfriend Reeko the Skunk was blowing him (most probably for drug money) while watching his gay porn (the videos originally being tapes of his other shitty movies that he bought several copies of in a desperate attempt to keep their place in the sales charts) when Snowbell "Snow Snortin'" Little ran into the house crying his eyes out and messing up his make up.
Snowbell: *Sob* Stuart! My clients didn't pay for the jack, they just took them and gang-raped me.
Stuart turned from white and chilled to red and pissed the fuck off, he knew deep down inside he didn't need to put up this shit.
Stuart: Snowbell you faggot ass bitch, I worked hard and paid good money for that fucking smack and you go out and lose it!
Snowbell: Please don't hurt me master, I won't do it again!
Stuart: Damn right you won't do it again you semen colored shit! I'll fuck you up until you're disabled for life before you get the chance!
Stuart grabs a hunk of wood with long rusted nails covered in bird shit sticking out of it. Stuart repeatedly whacked Snowbell with it and multilates his genitals in a way that would put the guy that puts mouse traps on his genitalia to shame before stuffing it up his anus like a dildo and tearing his shit tubes to ribbons. Snowbell wouldn't stop screaming in pain so Stuart got Reeko to take a dihorrea shit all over his dick and balls than ruthlessy teabagged Snowbell until his balls were licked clean and forced him to suck his dihorrea covered foot-long hard mouse penis, deep throat it and swallow his spunk.
Stuart: Now don't ever fuck me again, braw!
Snowbell: Stuart I don't wanna do this shit anymore, I quit!
Stuart: Bitch what the fuck is this bullshit? We've gone too deep to this shit! There no way out now!
Stuart pulls out an Ingram and points it at Snowbell. Snowbell was shitting and pissing himself. Fortunatly his boyfriend Monty jumped in at the last minute to stop him.
Monty: Stuart please don't kill Monty I love him!
Stuart: It's too late for that shit! I'm gonna make sure this sorry motherfucker's brains see the light of day for once in his life!
Monty: I'll give you a wank! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?
Stuart: Oh... Alright.
But as Morty jerked off Stuart's wood Martha walked in the room, Stuart immediately pointed the Ingram at her.
Stuart: Anyone ever tell you to knock, bitch?
Stuart viciously shot his baby sister to pieces.
Reeko: You just killed your baby sister, homes!
Stuart: Fuck her, I don't need her! We'll sell the corpse to Smokey as a sex toy.
The gang pick up Martha's carcass and thows her pieces into a box then they take it outside to a dark alleyway where Smokey lived.
Smokey: Stuart you stupid fuck! You're not welcome here!
Stuart: Hey Smokey buddy I just want to sell my baby sister's dead body for $50.
Smokey: How did you know I was a necrophiliac paedophile? Give me your dead sister for free and you can come back whenever you like!
Stuart: Dude, I'll selling my dead sister's corpse as a sex toy to you for $50! I'm not giving it to you for free, what do I look like, a sick fuck? I'm a businessman with standards!
Smokey: Get that cum stained piece a shit outta my sight!
Suddenly cats with sub machine guns jumps out of the dumpster and opened fire on Stuart and friends, fortunatly the cats were such shitty shots so Stuart, Snowbell and Reeko got out in one piece except Monty whose right ass check was blown out and became unable to get up and escape. Smokey and his gang surrounded him and started fucking him in his ears. Monty suffered permenant retardation after the cat's cocks pulverised his brain to a plum.
Monty: Duhhhh... I like willies in my head, huh huh!
Stuart, Snowbell and Reeko make it back home. Being the pussy that Snowbell is he pisses and shits all over the carpet, Stuart gets pissed again.
Stuart: Snowbell you jizz bin, stop defacating on the floor! Who'dya think has to clean this shit up?
Snowbell: Er, you?
Stuart: No, mom you pansy ass retard!
Snowbell was in shock that Stuart was actually thinking of somebody other than himself.
Snowbell: Oh really? Sorry Stuart I didn't mean to...
Stuart: And while she's cleaning up your fucking chum off the floor she's not in kitchen baking me pie or being my sex slave, you ever thought about that, bitch?
You know what the last narration said? Fuck it! Stuart couldn't give two shits about anyone else! Stuart grabs an empty bottle and wedged it up Snowbell's asshole goatse style. Stuart shouts "You like that bitch?" and Snowbell yelled "Stop!" repeatedly but Stuart cannot hear his pleas then he grabbed a blowtorch and wielded his constantly streaming dickhole shut causing more intense pain. Snowbell tried to screem like a tortured bitch but he suddenly stopped and began vomiting shit and piss from his mouth.
Stuart: Dammit asshole, just get the fuck out of my house before I fucking stop you from breathing.
Snowbell ran outside the house leaving a trail of excrement behind.
Stuart: Reeko, do what you tacos were bred for and clean that goddamn mess up and blow me when I get back!
Reeko: I'm on it!
Reeko grabs a mop, no he starts licking the shit off the carpet while Stuart strutted out the door to meet his brother george who was a gay prostitute and holder of the greatest cocksucker in all the gallaxy in Big Bob's (from the cartoon series and yes he's the same Big Bob who manufactures BIG BOB'S BASTARD BEANS!) Book of Records beating Jar Jar Binks the former holder. George was in an alley next to a sign reading cocksucker for a nickel sucking his black boyfriend Will's dad off. George took the black cock out of his mouth and vomited a gallon of spunk.
Will's dad: Damn, nigga dat be da best head I got all week. I be a broke nigga so here's some swiss cheese I bought.
Will's dad handed George the cheeze and left. George stuck his dick inside one of the holes and started fucking the shit out of the cheese and went until he ejectulated and filled it with cum. Stuart enters the alleyway and greets his pathetic brother.
Stuart: Hey George! What have you got there?
George: Some cheese that I jizzed inside, you want it? I'm lactose intollerant.
Stuart: Wow! Cheeze and semen my all time favourites but if you hold it with your bare feet it'll be even better!
George granted Stuart's request and Stuart nommed on the cheese and suggestivly licked and sucked on his brother's bare feet. Unfortunatly the moment was short lived as his dad (Frederick) spotted George.
Frederick: George! Stuart! What the fuck are you doing!?
George: Dad I can explain!
Frederick: Shut the fuck up George! What did I tell about whoring yourself, you little turd!? Your dragging my family through shit!
Frederick dragged George and Stuart to the house and threw them in their room and told them they're grounded for life but George had an idea on a new invention to get their revenge on the fucker. It was called the sponge brick, to make it George and Stuart furiously masturbated over a sponge and repeatedly splooged on it until the sponge was completely covered in jolly juice and waited for the semen to harden. When it did the sponge became as solid as a brick. George snuck out of his room and hid from his dad then when Frederick's back was turned George ran and bashed the back of his head with the sponge. Knocking him unconscience.
George: You deserved that, you shithead!
George and stuart dragged their dad in the basement. They took his clothes up tied him up to a chair and woke him up by whipping his naked sensitive skin with a bike chain repeatedly he screamed like an utter bitch apon waking, next George dropped an XXL weight balling ball on his groin breaking his dick and his balls while Stuart got a blowtorch and torched the flesh out of his feet until there were only burnt bones. Stuart then snapped the toebones off and shoved them up Frederick's rectum. Fortunatly dispite how deaf/stupid their bitch mother was she heard her husband's screams (although they were actually of pleasure) and went to see what was going on. When she looked down the basement at the scarred shell of the man her husband was tied to a chair she screeming and ran to the phone but George was too fast for her. He caught up with her and smashed the back of her head with the sponge brick. She fell on her back not dead but left with brain damage so George took up his pants down and stood over her face and teabagged her repeatedly then he took a big hard long shit in her mouth. She tried to swallow it but she choked to death. Stuart and George decided to move out and torch the house to the ground.
The brothers went their seperate ways, Stuart reunited with his gay gang while George moved in with his black boyfriend Will. In Stuart's crack palace, he was making a killing in the New York underground drug market because he didn't have his limp dick family holding him back anymore so he could expand his business to sell his illegal merchandise to schoolchildren and become a head of a human traffiking ring.
Stuart was in his office with his left hand men Reeko and Snowbell discussing Stuart Little's plans and ideals to conquer the drugs black market.
Stuart: Evening gentlemen, aren't you gonna guess how am I tonight?
Reeko: You're A number 1 boss!
Snowbell: You're er, amazing, sir?
Stuart: Fuck's sake Snowbell I'm more than just fucking amazing, fuck I'm fucking bigger than Micky mother fucking Mouse! Fucking godlike! That being said it's now god to you now and for understating my holiness I demand you to fetch my golf club bag and all your incompetance is forgiven.
Snowbell fetched the golf club bag seeing no harm can come from it. Stuart grabbed the bag a took out a tiny golf ball and dropped it on the floor. Next he took out a driver and lined up for a swing.
Snowbell: Er, boss I mean sir! God! God! I'd use a putter if I were you. You could break some...
Stuart swing the driver with all his might, the speeding ball went right through Snowbell's right eye. Again Snowbell screemed in sheer pain and cried as his right eye spouted out a sickley looking goop. It looked like blood but much more gross.
Stuart: Don't tell me what to do!
Stuart continued the savage beating by smashing Snowbell's face in with the driver. Stuart didn't stop until he knocked all of Snowbell's teeth out.
Stuart: Now everybody listen to me, I got contact with Margalow who is willing to help us dominate the New York drugs trade. As we speak she is on an operation stealing shit from Smokey and Falcon. If she can pull this one off we get the fast track to running the city!
Then Margalow flew in the crack palace to tell Stuart some bad news.
Margalow: Stuart, I tried to steal falcon's shit but he caught me and now he's pissed. He called Smokey they're gonna come over and rip the shit out of this place soon!
Stuart: You failed me, you fucking whore!
Stuart pulls out a shotgun out and blasts Margalow to a mess of blood and feathers.
Stuart: Dammit, that's my plan fucked! Now I need to go ask George for help!
Stuart tried to call George for help on the phone but there was no answer, Stuart jumped into his AV8 Harrier and flew over to Will's. Once inside he didn't like what he saw or did since he was a necrophiliac. Will's parents lay on the floor dead and soaked with more blood than a blood bank but of course this gave Stuart a boner but he resisted the urge to jerk off just this once. Stuart ran into George's room only to find three more bodies, George, his black boyfriend Will and white boyfriend Rick, all bodies were on the blood dyed bed. Another thing Stuart noticed was that they were playing This is Football on PS2 (not that anyone gives two shits) and there was a broken bottle and a 9mm handgun next to the bed.
George: Stuart...
George was miraculously still alive and wanted to explain everything to him.
Stuart: George, you're alright! I need you right now George!
George spluttered as he tried to speak.
George: To late... Stuart... I cheated on my... boyfriend with my... sexy... negro! He came into the room with a nigger knife and... it happened too fast! He slashed and stabbed the shit out of us but then I... I... blew his brains out! Oh god... I'm dying and I haven't lost my anal virginity yet!
Stuart: George, don't die on me! Oh and remember when we were molested by Uncle Crenshaw?
George: Stuart... I'm too fucked to help you... except... I invented a miniture M4... Use it wisely...
George with the last of his strength handed Stuart a tiny M4.
Stuart: Thanks George! Uh... George? Y'know the feeling that you get when you're climbing up a rope in gym class and you uh... y'know? Get a boner?
George: Shh... Don't say a word... I know exactly what you mean...
George and Stuart put their mouths together and french kissed like crazy for a few minutes without stopping to breath causing George to suffocate to death. Stuart witnesses his brother suddenly turn stone dead and whips his penis out and cries "NO!" while jerking his pecker off in George's face. Due to the scent of dead bodies surrounding him he came all over his dead brother's face less than 30 seconds. He ran back to the Harrier and flies back to his crack palace. He lands the harrier on the roof, then he ran his office and when he opened the door, he certainly didn't like what he saw. His boyfriend Reeko bumming Snowbell over his desk, they notice Stuart in shock.
Reeko: Hey, Stuart man! Duke of new york! A number one!
Snowbell: It's not what it looks like, really this means nothing! God?
Stuart: You fucking bastards!
Stuart was more angry than fucking ever, he whips out the M4 and wastes the treacherous sons of bitches for their love affair. The gunfire ripped their bodies apart causing thier flesh to spatter all over the extremely expensive carpet, wallpaper and decorations. Stuart waded through the fleshy bloody mess to look at the security monitors. Smokey, Falcon and all of their henchmen cats and crows were on screen storming Stuart's crack palace and said in a childish tone "We're gonna getcha, Stuart!" Stuart mounted a huge pile of cocaine on the desk and drove his face into it and took a long sniff before running out of his office on a murderous high to confront his enemies screming "Say hello to my little friend!" Stuart blasted his M4 and slaughtered everything that moved just like how he murdered Snowbell and Reeko. The goons fired back and Stuart got hit a few times but he kept filling every sorry mother fucker whoever tried to take him out with lead then eventually got to Smokey who pulls out a dessert eagle.
Smokey: You're fucking toast Stuart! We murdered that retard Monty and you're going to hell to meet him!
Stuart opens fire on Smokey grinding him to minced meat in a sevre hail of bullets.
Stuart: You wanna piece of me!? I'm Stuart fucking Little!
Behind Stuart was Falcon with a sawn off shotgun, he shoots Stuart in the back blowing him to pieces which scatter but most of them land into a water fountian.
And so ends the last ever adventure of Stuart Little!
The end